Boehner, GOP Leaders Roll Out Plan to Oppose Math - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 09-19-2011, 01:54 PM

House Speaker John Boehner and other Republican congressional leaders rallied Monday around the party?s growing opposition to math, saying President Obama?s use of the term in relation to the budget was ?deeply troubling and, frankly, not what this nation needs.?

The announcement comes within a day of President Obama announcing a tax plan that would increase the tax rate on the nation?s billionaires. Responding to GOP criticism of the plan, Obama said the tax rate increase ?isn?t class warfare, it?s math.?

But Obama?s comment simply infuriated Republican leaders further, who immediately began efforts to eliminate all federal funding involving math or math by-products, such as arithmetic or speed limits.

?Simply put, math is a four-letter word,? Boehner said. ?For obvious reasons, we don?t want American workers learning about it, reading about it, understanding it. It?s simply not in our nation?s interest and could affect the millions of people out there who consistently vote against their self-interests. That?s troubling.?

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2011/09/...o-oppose-math/

DudeRick · 09-19-2011, 02:10 PM

Three dollars in taxes for each dollar of cuts = Fail!

DWB · 09-19-2011, 02:28 PM

I can't watch these clowns on TV anymore. It makes me angry when they start talking about everyone has to pay their fair share, and we're all in this together, and any other line of shit that hints that the people have anything to do with the mess all of these bankers and politicians created. "Fuck you!" is all that comes to mind, then I change the channel.

It is not the people's problem. Fuck the banks, fuck the borrowing, fuck the wars, fuck $800 hammers, fuck policing the world, fuck all of that nonsense. Don't try to rope me into your pile of shit and try to jive talk me into believing I should help and it's my duty, only so you crooks can do it all over again. No thanks. Go fuck yourself, criminals.

mountainmiester · 09-19-2011, 03:06 PM

I can't seem to find anything about this. What's your news source? The Onion?

ThunderBalls · 09-19-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick

Three dollars in taxes for each dollar of cuts = Fail!

"Reagan proved deficits don't matter." Dick Cheney Nov. 15, 2002

vsex · 09-19-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester

I can't seem to find anything about this. What's your news source? The Onion?

I love when people take this shit seriously!

Dvae · 09-19-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex

I love when people take this shit seriously!

The dumbass OP troll apparently doesn't realize he's been had

Of course he will deny it now that its been pointed out.

CurrentlySober · 09-19-2011, 04:14 PM

Meth is bad.

CurrentlySober · 09-19-2011, 04:15 PM

So is dyslexia...

Captain Kawaii · 09-19-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

I can't watch these clowns on TV anymore. It makes me angry when they start talking about everyone has to pay their fair share, and we're all in this together, and any other line of shit that hints that the people have anything to do with the mess all of these bankers and politicians created. "Fuck you!" is all that comes to mind, then I change the channel.

It is not the people's problem. Fuck the banks, fuck the borrowing, fuck the wars, fuck $800 hammers, fuck policing the world, fuck all of that nonsense. Don't try to rope me into your pile of shit and try to jive talk me into believing I should help and it's my duty, only so you crooks can do it all over again. No thanks. Go fuck yourself, criminals.

You are mathematically correct, sir. The whole lot of them need to be taken out and lined up against the wall or next to a trench.

BFT3K · 09-19-2011, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

The dumbass OP troll apparently doesn't realize he's been had

Of course he will deny it now that its been pointed out.

As I frequently post articles from humor sites, I am FULLY aware of what IS and what ISN'T a real news story.

I get a kick out of watching what happens every time.

Here are a few others that I posted here in the recent past...

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1037564

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1031950

So, in conclusion, you are completely mistaken.

Thanks for playing along though!

Carry on!

09-19-2011, 01:54 PM	#1
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Boehner, GOP Leaders Roll Out Plan to Oppose Math House Speaker John Boehner and other Republican congressional leaders rallied Monday around the party?s growing opposition to math, saying President Obama?s use of the term in relation to the budget was ?deeply troubling and, frankly, not what this nation needs.? The announcement comes within a day of President Obama announcing a tax plan that would increase the tax rate on the nation?s billionaires. Responding to GOP criticism of the plan, Obama said the tax rate increase ?isn?t class warfare, it?s math.? But Obama?s comment simply infuriated Republican leaders further, who immediately began efforts to eliminate all federal funding involving math or math by-products, such as arithmetic or speed limits. ?Simply put, math is a four-letter word,? Boehner said. ?For obvious reasons, we don?t want American workers learning about it, reading about it, understanding it. It?s simply not in our nation?s interest and could affect the millions of people out there who consistently vote against their self-interests. That?s troubling.? http://www.freewoodpost.com/2011/09/...o-oppose-math/

09-19-2011, 03:06 PM	#4
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09-19-2011, 02:10 PM	#2
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09-19-2011, 02:28 PM	#3
DWB Giggity Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: S.E. Asia Posts: 31,779	I can't watch these clowns on TV anymore. It makes me angry when they start talking about everyone has to pay their fair share, and we're all in this together, and any other line of shit that hints that the people have anything to do with the mess all of these bankers and politicians created. "Fuck you!" is all that comes to mind, then I change the channel. It is not the people's problem. Fuck the banks, fuck the borrowing, fuck the wars, fuck $800 hammers, fuck policing the world, fuck all of that nonsense. Don't try to rope me into your pile of shit and try to jive talk me into believing I should help and it's my duty, only so you crooks can do it all over again. No thanks. Go fuck yourself, criminals.