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				I just went down to the store a few minutes ago
			 
			I bought a half gallon of milk... 2%.  My wife used to like skim but I hated that watery shit.  I also bought some seedless grapes and 2 apples. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			While I was in the checkout stand I was browsing through the gossip mags they have near the register. I am actually shy to let people see me reading that trash, but this one had a photo of an alien baby. So I had to take a closer look you know. On the way to my car I thought I had lost my car keys. I shuffled my hand around in my pocket and I did find them the second look. A lady pulled her child away as they walked past and I wondered if she thought I was playing with my balls. I guess it was a pretty eventful day for me 
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		 Cool story bro. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 You and theking should start a daily blog together, real exciting stuff. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 theking is a wildman.  fishing is a very dangerous sport. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 while I was reading this post I changed the channel on the tv 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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