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FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 11:04 AM

I'm heading to the gym NOW.

Sly · 10-31-2011, 11:05 AM

Not if I beat you there.

96ukssob · 10-31-2011, 11:06 AM

huh?

Caligari · 10-31-2011, 11:06 AM

please tell me its some kind of hong kong slave market.

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2011, 11:07 AM

You should be fattening your wallet as well ...

epitome · 10-31-2011, 11:07 AM

They made a reported $18 million off their wedding.

Husband I think is worth $7 million.

He doubled his net worth by doing this.

Publicity stunt?

You decide.

Spunky · 10-31-2011, 11:07 AM

Only after 72 days..sounds like a publicity stunt

VikingMan · 10-31-2011, 11:08 AM

You want to date a pornstar who has a massively deformed lard ass? I love big asses but hers looks like a birth defect. Imagine how hard she is going to hit the wall after she breeds and squats out a narcissistic swarthy Kardashian. :

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You should be fattening your wallet as well ...

i'm going for the "kept house hubby eye candy" angle

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-31-2011, 11:10 AM

damn that was quick...i was giving it 6 months

bronco67 · 10-31-2011, 11:11 AM

From the 10 minutes I saw on their stupid show, he came off as a big doucherocket. Kim K may not be the brightest, but she doesn't seem to be bad person -- and at least she's trying to use her fame to market some products and make her own way.

Fuck that dude.

Evil Chris · 10-31-2011, 11:13 AM

I have no idea who those people are.

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by *******

You want to date a pornstar who has a massively deformed lard ass? Imagine how hard she is going to hit the wall after she breeds and squats out a narcissistic swarthy Kardashian.

i pray i'm the one to knock her up.

toast glasses and stay drunk with scott as we live off the women

Kelli58 · 10-31-2011, 11:13 AM

Wow that silver paint did not do her body justice. It makes her look way worse than when she has clothes on. What was she thinking?

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-31-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

I have no idea who those people are.

beauty and the beast

O MARINA · 10-31-2011, 11:21 AM

I wonder if Kris Humphries gets half that booty in the divorce?

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 11:23 AM

texted the wife...

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me: Sorry babe I love you but I think we need to rethink things. Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce...

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wife: I saw that and I was thinking the same thing about her high-yellow honey dip.

kristin · 10-31-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kelli58

Wow that silver paint did not do her body justice. It makes her look way worse than when she has clothes on. What was she thinking?

Agreed.

And to me, I think this is a job to these celebs. They get the wedding paid for, sell all the pics, coverage and stories for millions, then they get divorced and are paid for the "exclusive story." All in all, not a bad way to make a paycheck.

Evil Chris · 10-31-2011, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Agreed.

And to me, I think this is a job to these celebs. They get the wedding paid for, sell all the pics, coverage and stories for millions, then they get divorced and are paid for the "exclusive story." All in all, not a bad way to make a paycheck.

And they say certain companies in adult are evil?

porno jew · 10-31-2011, 11:36 AM

knees too sharp as well.

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Originally Posted by *******

You want to date a pornstar who has a massively deformed lard ass? I love big asses but hers looks like a birth defect. Imagine how hard she is going to hit the wall after she breeds and squats out a narcissistic swarthy Kardashian. :

brassmonkey · 10-31-2011, 11:37 AM

article...

he wasnt black enough

i bet reggie bush is parked outside

seen here...

funny ass stuff!

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

... i bet reggie bush is parked outside

dammit i gotta work fast!

who's got a creatine hook up??

SykkBoy · 10-31-2011, 11:46 AM

I'd need to really really really really work on my extra ultra deep tan...

magicmike · 10-31-2011, 11:59 AM

weak assed shit

epitome · 10-31-2011, 12:02 PM

Gay people still can't get married in most states because they say it will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

She just hit 30 and is heading into her second divorce.

DaddyHalbucks · 10-31-2011, 12:03 PM

No surprise here.

justinsain · 10-31-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Agreed.

And to me, I think this is a job to these celebs. They get the wedding paid for, sell all the pics, coverage and stories for millions, then they get divorced and are paid for the "exclusive story." All in all, not a bad way to make a paycheck.

That's exactly what I thought when she hooked up with a pro basketball player just like her sister. They act like its a game and make a mockery out of marriage. The whole KK phenomena does nothing but promote diminished family values that will regrettably become more popular. At least no kids were involved.

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Originally Posted by epitome

Gay people still can't get married in most states because they say it will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

She just hit 30 and is heading into her second divorce.

It is amazing what marriage has become today. Its more like getting an achievement in a video game than committing to a life long union. I understand people grow away or find out they made the wrong choice but so many people jump into it with little thought or commitment. Another thing I hate is brides that must have a huge expensive wedding that drains their family's bank account and then end up getting divorced a year later. People like Kim continue to push that type of behavior sending the sanctity of marriage spiraling downward.

wyldblyss · 10-31-2011, 01:09 PM

That was quick

epitome · 10-31-2011, 01:11 PM

I've never understood parents paying for weddings. It's their (hopefully) grown kids wedding for Christs sake.

Having said that, if I have a daughter, I will probably pay for her wedding so she has a great day. Its easy to say I wont since I am not a dad. Just one wedding though. If there is a second she can do it at the courthouse.

brassmonkey · 10-31-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

texted the wife...

you better get mikky D's 2 nite.

your gravy will be purple like from all the rat poison

Tom_PM · 10-31-2011, 01:14 PM

I saw their tv show where they were in the Maldives and the guy came off like a meatheaded high school kid. She should try looking at a library or a church for her next man for a change of pace.

AzteK · 10-31-2011, 01:15 PM

ahhhh snap

http://www.accesshollywood.com/kim-k..._article_55945

RyuLion · 10-31-2011, 01:20 PM

Yawnnnnnnnn..........

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you better get mikky D's 2 nite.

your gravy will be purple like from all the rat poison

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Yawnnnnnnnn..........

what the fuck alex?? this is the holy grail of ass biters. time to un-retire!

WebairGerard · 10-31-2011, 01:28 PM

Flexx FTW!

flashfire · 10-31-2011, 01:59 PM

And you guys wonder why the US is in trouble...idiots worship these people. Chick is famous for getting pissed on and he puts a ball in a hoop

96ukssob · 10-31-2011, 02:01 PM

wow. just over 2 months, way to go

brassmonkey · 10-31-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

And you guys wonder why the US is in trouble...idiots worship these people. Chick is famous for getting pissed on and he puts a ball in a hoop

people pay taxes it's up to the government to have a budget and not over spend.

thickcash_amo · 10-31-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Gay people still can't get married in most states because they say it will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

She just hit 30 and is heading into her second divorce.

Isn't that awful! Its disgusting that she has made a mockery out of something like marriage and there are people out there that look up to her!

epitome · 10-31-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I saw their tv show where they were in the Maldives and the guy came off like a meatheaded high school kid. She should try looking at a library or a church for her next man for a change of pace.

When the family was in Bora Bora I thought he came off as the most sane on in the bunch. He seemed more down to earth than any of that clan.

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

And you guys wonder why the US is in trouble...idiots worship these people. Chick is famous for getting pissed on and he puts a ball in a hoop

i only worship that booty!

everything else is just random bodies within orbit of its gravitational pull

Rochard · 10-31-2011, 03:46 PM

She was never off the market. It's all marketing.

Lucy - CSC · 10-31-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

I'm heading to the gym NOW.

Why you going to the gym? Going to get fit then make a sex tape?

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

They made a reported $18 million off their wedding.

Husband I think is worth $7 million.

He doubled his net worth by doing this.

Publicity stunt?

You decide.

Famous for making a sex tape. I so need one of these!

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Gay people still can't get married in most states because they say it will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

She just hit 30 and is heading into her second divorce.

According to Republicans who like to get their cocks sucked by men in public toilets Gay marriages dont last...Elton John anyone?

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy - CSC

Why you going to the gym? Going to get fit then make a sex tape?

while it is clear (especially now) that Kim has gone black and won't be 'going back', her track record shows that she prefers the leaner cut of dark meat.

drmadcat · 10-31-2011, 05:56 PM

just another bitch

LiveDose · 10-31-2011, 07:10 PM

I'll pass. I would much rather bang her whiny older sister.

dooglas · 10-31-2011, 08:54 PM

Amazing..her dad must be rolling in his grave

FlexxAeon · 10-31-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

I'll pass. I would much rather bang her whiny older sister.

I'd definitely smash all 3 (and moms) but Kim is queen bee.

NETbilling · 10-31-2011, 09:35 PM

yucky poopoo

Captain Kawaii · 10-31-2011, 09:38 PM

if you dont have 200 mil minimum in the bank, keep moving...
She's just gross... her whole family is disgusting...

I imagine later on, Kris will thank god he missed this bullet...

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