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Emil · 11-02-2011, 05:08 PM

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

Discuss

drmadcat · 11-02-2011, 05:15 PM

the most amazing post i have ever read

blackmonsters · 11-02-2011, 05:15 PM

I'm digging it.

But why make doors when there is probably more money in ponzi schemes or
bank robbery?

There's got to be some exclusive or exceptional intrinsic value to the newly created door.

Maybe each door opens a corridor to the universal structure by which one can travel
and obtain the secret to becoming God and thus ruling the universe.

And how does the hero find out about this murderous door gang and bring them down?

Of course the climax will be when the gang leader gets clocked and turns into
the "door of peace and love" made of pure platinum.

cherrylula · 11-02-2011, 05:22 PM

Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

Lace · 11-02-2011, 05:29 PM

Saw this somewhere the other night. Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

mahoney · 11-02-2011, 05:57 PM

That must be some good weed

Also, good idea for a movie...get Tarantino to produce it.

blackmonsters · 11-02-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

Saw this somewhere the other night. Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I think I could at least make a good comedy skit out of the premiss.

When it comes to making stories of fantasy events then the stupidest thing would be
to try it without using wild imagination.

MediaGuy · 11-02-2011, 06:04 PM

Make it a story... why you wasting your time here with that?

:D

Coup · 11-02-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

Discuss

Mind=Blown

_Richard_ · 11-02-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

it's creepy how relevant this nonsense is

lagcam · 11-02-2011, 07:39 PM

I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?

woj · 11-02-2011, 07:40 PM

96ukssob · 11-02-2011, 08:20 PM

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L-Pink · 11-02-2011, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?

kush · 11-02-2011, 08:47 PM

lol classic

JenniDahling · 11-02-2011, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

Emil · 11-03-2011, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

I am guessing this is the new BitCoin right?

Yeah, I guess so!

ilnjscb · 11-03-2011, 07:23 AM

DamianJ · 11-03-2011, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

Discuss

The first rule of door club is that you don't talk about door club.

You're now blackballed.

RebelR · 11-03-2011, 08:51 AM

Usually if you punch someone so hard that they turn into a door, it means they were standing in front of a door, and you failed to notice they moved as you threw the punch.

CDSmith · 11-03-2011, 09:00 AM

munki · 11-03-2011, 09:03 AM

Blue pill dammit...

TheSquealer · 11-03-2011, 09:07 AM

Entertaining for sure.

haha.. what the hell??

John-ACWM · 11-03-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Imagine quoting someone on gfy, punching your computer monitor and then it turns into that person's face! And you punch them so hard, they turn into a dead horse carcass. Then you get naked and climb inside.

creative

Diomed · 11-03-2011, 06:36 PM

This was hilarious.

Thank you.

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