FACT: Adult males that keep cats as house pets are ALWAYS closet homosexuals - GoFuckYourself.com

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 11:10 AM

Seriously, man up homos.

Caligari · 11-06-2011, 11:17 AM

FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

Awww it's sweet that you don't understand, princess.

Nothing at all wrong with being homosexual. Being so ashamed of yourself that you have to hide it is pretty fucked up though.

Caligari · 11-06-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Awww it's sweet that you don't understand, princess.

Nothing at all wrong with being homosexual. Being so ashamed of yourself that you have to hide it is pretty fucked up though.

hey man just sayin...

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

hey man just sayin...

Homosexuality is perfectly natural! It's nature's way of saying that your genes are no longer needed and you shouldn't breed.

2MuchMark · 11-06-2011, 11:28 AM

What's the matter, Warchild? Did a friend of yours decide that talking to his cat is a lot more interesting then talking to you?

Jim_Gunn · 11-06-2011, 11:30 AM

I have a house cat named "Princess". No homo here. Your theory is flawed.

ajrocks · 11-06-2011, 11:35 AM

I agree 100% guys and cats..... you have to be putting in the rough.

mineistaken · 11-06-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Homosexuality is perfectly natural! It's nature's way of saying that your genes are no longer needed and you shouldn't breed.

Interesting point of view, there may be some sense there

fuzebox · 11-06-2011, 11:48 AM

I had a cat for a couple of years between breaking up with my girlfriend in Vancouver before moving to Costa Rica... I managed to get laid by several girls during that time and no guys. Still though, your theory does make sense

BlackCrayon · 11-06-2011, 11:49 AM

guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

Dude it's okay in this day and age, just come out of the closet. I won't judge you.

Babaganoosh · 11-06-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.

EddyTheDog · 11-06-2011, 12:10 PM

I have a cat and I am not in the closet...

Scott McD · 11-06-2011, 12:12 PM

My cat says "STFU!"

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-06-2011, 12:14 PM

Juicy is the only exception

Spunky · 11-06-2011, 12:22 PM

I have a cat and am no poofter

Scott McD · 11-06-2011, 12:26 PM

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I have a cat and am no poofter

Shhh, you're wasting his supposed "macho" thread...

redwhiteandblue · 11-06-2011, 12:31 PM

It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

Caligari · 11-06-2011, 12:42 PM

Damn dudes I think Warchild was ready to come out of the closet and you scared him off.

Or he just needed to take his cat for a walk;)

anexsia · 11-06-2011, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

so true

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 12:50 PM

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I have a cat and am no poofter

I just started promoting the Haze Cash gay sites but I'm having a hard time figuring out what might sell and what won't. Do you think you could have a look around the sites and let me know which ones turn you on the most? Thanks in advance.

Makaveli · 11-06-2011, 01:30 PM

This thread has "I'M GAY" all over it. OP might want to do some soul searching... Just sayin.

MaDalton · 11-06-2011, 01:31 PM

successful troll is successful...

2MuchMark · 11-06-2011, 01:37 PM

Here's my cat!

He hangs out at my desk and chews on wires. She's a Cat. I feed it and scoop its poop and love it. I am her pet human.

2MuchMark · 11-06-2011, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.

Nothing gay about this: Fake Testicles for Dogs
http://dogblog.dogster.com/2011/08/1...r-a-good-idea/

ottopottomouse · 11-06-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

RycEric · 11-06-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, man up homos.

Manning..

crockett · 11-06-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, man up homos.

I guess I'm safe I don't have a cat. However I do often wonder about all those "dudes" whom think they are MMA bad asses. I mean how much more gay can it get to roll around on the floor nut huggin another man that is half naked and doing it because you wanted to for "sport".

.. I think I'd get a cat before I did that.

Contempt · 11-06-2011, 02:36 PM

who is warchild? i just got off the phone with an investor and come to this dumb shit hahaha

potter · 11-06-2011, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

hahaha pwnage

shade001 · 11-06-2011, 02:45 PM

I've had plenty of dogs and cats. Atm I just think pets are a fucking messy pain in the ass and don't want any at all.

My wife has a talking noisy parrot and a noisy, nosy, Dachsund. (Not sure of spelling, don't care enough to look it up.)

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

who is warchild? i just got off the phone with an investor and come to this dumb shit hahaha

Why do you have a picture of a bean bag chair as your avatar??

Contempt · 11-06-2011, 02:47 PM

seriously can someone tell me who warchild is and why he matters?

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 03:51 PM

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seriously can someone tell me who warchild is and why he matters?

Since I'm neither made of bacon nor produced by Ben and Jerry's, it's no surprise that in your brief 10 months here you haven't caught on.

epitome · 11-06-2011, 03:56 PM

Vjo disagrees with OP and if he were here he would post 30 music videos to let us know.

Eyeball · 11-06-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, man up homos.

I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

SuckOnThis · 11-06-2011, 04:26 PM

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I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

drmadcat · 11-06-2011, 04:36 PM

i think currently sober has a cat

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Eyeball

I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

I'm sure your mom already knows about your hidden sexuality but if you're feeling alone you can try talking to her. Also, the lisp is a dead give away, Nancy.

simmeon · 11-06-2011, 04:57 PM

This explains it.

HandballJim · 11-06-2011, 05:06 PM

I have cats at my office, if they didn't exist I probably would have quit my job several years ago. Plus the girls at the job see my sensitive side.

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

I have cats at my office, if they didn't exist I probably would have quit my job several years ago. Plus the girls at the job see my sensitive side.

Cats at the office are OK for the reasons you stated. You're safely hetrosexual!

newB · 11-06-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, man up homos.

So what's your cats name?

WarChild · 11-06-2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

So what's your cats name?

My girlfriend's cat's name is Max. He sleeps with my dog.

spazlabz · 11-06-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

I have a pit bull and he is the sweetest, friendliest and goofiest dog I have ever had. My chocolate lab is way meaner. The dog a man walks does not make him tough its the dog in his walk that does... or something like that. I dont care cuz Im not tough

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.

if I had the chance to own a chihuahua I would call him cannibal, dress him with a leather jacket and spiked collar and say "GET HIM!" a lot... but no muscle shirt or gold chains for me

DaddyHalbucks · 11-06-2011, 06:16 PM

thickcash_amo · 11-06-2011, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

Oh so true!

Vjo · 11-06-2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Vjo disagrees with OP and if he were here he would post 30 music videos to let us know.

Warchild just likes to argue.

When my cat got injured he was the first one to give me helpful advice.

Just needs to ground and pound a couple of us for a while.

Maybe substitute, just one time, greasy pizza for breakfast instead of grape nuts.

j/k WC

Actually my sexuality is a bit left of center so maybe you have a point.

Tho right now I am catless

I like girls so much I want to be one. (for a day

) LOL That isn't gay tho. hehe

j/k that was 30 years ago.

I aint (as) pretty anymore hehe

midnight man you're pretty
midnight man you're fine
midnight man be careful
midnight man be mine

only one

epitome · 11-06-2011, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vjo

Warchild just likes to argue.

When my cat got injured he was the first one to give me helpful advice.

Just needs to ground and pound a couple of us for a while.

Maybe substitute, just one time, greasy pizza for breakfast instead of grape nuts.

j/k WC

Actually my sexuality is a bit left of center so maybe you have a point.

Tho right now I am catless

I like girls so much I want to be one. (for a day

) LOL That isn't gay tho. hehe

j/k that was 30 years ago.

I aint (as) pretty anymore hehe

midnight man you're pretty
midnight man you're fine
midnight man be careful
midnight man be mine

only one

I love that you play along. Props to you.

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Jim_Gunn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Where The Teens Are Posts: 5,702	I have a house cat named "Princess". No homo here. Your theory is flawed.

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