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B.Barnato · 11-20-2011, 11:52 AM

Why did Paul Markham cross the road?

DaddyHalbucks · 11-20-2011, 12:21 PM

To get to the good ol' days?

ottopottomouse · 11-20-2011, 12:23 PM

Because he bored the chicken to death.

stocktrader23 · 11-20-2011, 12:31 PM

Back in my day you had to actually pay to use a road. I could get $3 per person that wanted to cross just my little slice of the road. Now all the roads are free and they just stick McDonalds beside them. 1000 cars drive by before one actually spends money and they think they did something?

Dvae · 11-20-2011, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why did Paul Markham cross the road?

He didn't. Hes too old and feeble and couldn't.

anexsia · 11-20-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stocktrader23

Back in my day you had to actually pay to use a road. I could get $3 per person that wanted to cross just my little slice of the road. Now all the roads are free and they just stick McDonalds beside them. 1000 cars drive by before one actually spends money and they think they did something?

If Mcdonalds hired him to help them sell food better they wouldn't even need to build any more Mcdonalds, they would instantly sell hamburgers out of thin air once he put in his magic join link technique.

stocktrader23 · 11-20-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

If Mcdonalds hired him to help them sell food better they wouldn't even need to build any more Mcdonalds, they would instantly sell hamburgers out of thin air once he put in his magic join link technique.

Yeah he can sell burgers but did you know he also knows best how to build the restaurant, hire employees, order equipment and all of that stuff. Traffic of course is the easy part, nothing hard in getting people to come in and buy your $30 hamburgers if you know how to market them correctly.

TheSquealer · 11-20-2011, 12:58 PM

Paul didn't cross the road.

It's a trick question.

Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.

Jakez · 11-20-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Paul didn't cross the road.

It's a trick question.

Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.

They should have spent less money on the roads built for traffic and more on bridges for people to cross OVER the road safely.

epitome · 11-20-2011, 03:48 PM

Sadly, the jokes I want to make would get me banned. :-/

scarlettcontent · 11-20-2011, 03:50 PM

dunno...

Si · 11-20-2011, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Paul didn't cross the road.

It's a trick question.

Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.

like that one.

TheSquealer · 11-20-2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

They should have spent less money on the roads built for traffic and more on bridges for people to cross OVER the road safely.

I think he would argue that there are too many cars on the road these days which is why he is now out of the road crossing business. Then he'd argue that we all need to buy his expensive cars to fix the problem. He would also be telling Toyota et al that they are building cars wrong an way too cheaply. Then he'd yell at a squirrel for no apparent reason and shit his pants as he struggles to remember he lives.

u-Bob · 11-20-2011, 04:04 PM

to get some traffic?

georgeyw · 11-20-2011, 04:42 PM

Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken!

Mr Pheer · 11-20-2011, 05:07 PM

To get back to the retirement home.

AnalProbe · 11-20-2011, 05:45 PM

I thought he was only talking about crossing the road.

livexxx · 11-20-2011, 06:38 PM

He was stapled to a chicken

ajrocks · 11-20-2011, 06:42 PM

To sit on the cock on the other side?

AnalProbe · 11-20-2011, 07:01 PM

DVTimes · 11-20-2011, 07:06 PM

.....

Becase the undertakers carried him across.

epitome · 11-20-2011, 07:07 PM

He hasn't crossed yet because he is plugging random numbers into a spread sheet trying to figure out how much the road cost when he has no idea.

DVTimes · 11-20-2011, 07:22 PM

..

He crossed over as we all ran across to avoid him, but he followed us.

anexsia · 11-20-2011, 07:29 PM

Haahha this thread cracked me up.

glamourmodels · 11-20-2011, 09:32 PM

Jesus Christ are you fucking guys lame. Barnato set you guys up perfectly and no one has given the correct answer yet... the answer to the question of: why did Paul Markham cross the road is:

BECAUSE HE COULD NOT GET HIS DICK OUT OF THE CHICKEN

Rochard · 11-20-2011, 10:23 PM

To fix his magic join links!

Adam_M · 11-20-2011, 10:28 PM

To use one of Brazzers many toilets because he can no longer afford his own!

Paul Markham · 11-21-2011, 12:34 AM

To make money selling content online. He had already made money from offline.

DamianJ · 11-21-2011, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

To get his wife another menial low paid job as a secretary for a haulage company in order to feed her child.

Yeah nice one.

NewNick · 11-21-2011, 02:48 AM

VenzuelanChick · 11-21-2011, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Paul didn't cross the road.

It's a trick question.

Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.

I just wanted to say how sweet your avatar is. Never thought I would see her on GFY.

NewNick · 11-21-2011, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why did Paul Markham cross the road?

Dont worry Paul, there is light at the end of the Tube.......

B.Barnato · 11-21-2011, 09:22 AM

Thanks for the laughs everyone!

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

To make money selling content online. He had already made money from offline.

And thank you Paul for the clarification

L-Pink · 11-21-2011, 09:24 AM

I'm waiting for the ebook.

NewNick · 11-21-2011, 03:03 PM

Do you think he crossed the road to get to The Cock ?

redwhiteandblue · 11-21-2011, 03:14 PM

Because he refused to take the tube.

DVTimes · 11-21-2011, 03:58 PM

is it becase his care assistant pushed his wheelchair accross the road?

ArsewithClass · 11-21-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Why did Paul Markham cross the road?

Because he saw a few beautiful ladies waiting to be filmed by someone enjoying their business instead of moaning all day

It's not 'always' greener on the other side, but at least some can say they've been there, seen it & tried it

femdomdestiny · 11-21-2011, 04:15 PM

To tell Chuck Norris ,once again, to fuck off.

Relentless · 11-21-2011, 07:52 PM

To count the bathrooms in the building across the street?

porno jew · 11-21-2011, 07:59 PM

garce · 11-21-2011, 08:41 PM

Because he's a sexy bitch! Yowsa!

tabasco · 11-21-2011, 10:28 PM

Because affiliates are scum and give away too much free porn?

kazymjir · 11-22-2011, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Paul didn't cross the road.

It's a trick question.

Paul Markham just stood beside the road criticizing everyone for crossing the road wrong and telling everyone how to do it right, while refusing to do it himself or daring to prove he even could.

Hahaha

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

to get some traffic?

This one is also nice

TheSquealer · 11-22-2011, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Because he saw a few beautiful ladies waiting to be filmed by someone enjoying their business instead of moaning all day

It's not 'always' greener on the other side, but at least some can say they've been there, seen it & tried it

I'd like to amend my answer

I suspect Paul might have crossed the road because he saw you on the other side offering to tongue his ass.

DVTimes · 11-22-2011, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I'd like to amend my answer

I suspect Paul might have crossed the road because he saw you on the other side offering to tongue his ass.

he he he

DVTimes · 11-22-2011, 05:24 AM

paul crossed the road as he spotted a 50p coin on the other side of the road. it meant he could have a cup of tea that day.

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