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11-23-2011, 05:08 PM | #1 |
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have u ever got milk str8 from the cow?
I am a farmer chick from a small town, seems people from big cities drive crazy with this?
have u ever got tge milk str8 from the cow tits and then drink it at the same moment? is fatty and tasty.... yummy
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11-23-2011, 05:13 PM | #2 |
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this explains your other posts...
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11-23-2011, 05:17 PM | #3 |
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No,it's not pasteurized
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11-23-2011, 05:20 PM | #4 |
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As a matter of fact, I have. It's like a completely different beverage. I have also killed a chicken and visited a slaughterhouse. I have no intention of doing any of these things ever again in my life, but I feel richer for the experience.
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11-23-2011, 05:21 PM | #5 |
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u don't need that shit if u drink is since u r a kid, your get naturally inmune
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11-23-2011, 05:22 PM | #6 |
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Ive never actually milked it myself, but have drank fresh milk from my neighbors farm in Costa Rica.
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11-23-2011, 05:23 PM | #7 | |
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11-23-2011, 05:23 PM | #8 |
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we used to get 'fresh' milk like that , when I was a kid, but we boiled it 1st before drinking
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11-23-2011, 05:25 PM | #9 |
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Donny Long used to get Fresh Milk from his Dad
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11-23-2011, 05:29 PM | #10 |
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When I was a little kid the babysitter I went to had a farm. They would milk the cow then run the milk through a coffee filter and drink it. It was so long ago I don't remember what it tasted like, but that was the only milk they ever got for the family.
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11-23-2011, 05:44 PM | #11 |
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11-23-2011, 08:07 PM | #12 |
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No, but I've sucked the milk out of my wife's breasts during her pregnacies... She was in pain, and the kid wouldn't be providing any relief for a few months. Her tits were so lumpy and deformed that they looked like bad plastic surgery.
But they tasted like honey. Its been 27 years and I'm still sucking on them. |
11-23-2011, 08:12 PM | #13 |
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This is why I'm immune to tequila! :p
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11-23-2011, 08:37 PM | #15 |
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illegal in ontario
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As a child, thought that was the funniest, to see the chicken run, after my grandfather cut it's head off. Don't know if I could watch it now, but either you eat meat or you're a Vegan. I vote meat. Just don't make me watch. |
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11-23-2011, 09:05 PM | #17 |
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What do people do for fun or to pass the time in Ontario?
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11-24-2011, 12:08 AM | #19 |
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11-24-2011, 12:10 AM | #20 |
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I'd give my left nut to be able to purchase raw unpasteurized milk where I live.
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11-24-2011, 12:41 AM | #21 |
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I had an uncle that owned a small ranch in Texas. He always had bottles of raw milk, ice cold in his fridge. He made his own butter. He even had several beehives and always had fresh honey.
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11-24-2011, 01:23 AM | #23 |
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Hah, you've obviously never seen it done.
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11-24-2011, 01:25 AM | #24 |
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My grandfather used to give us fresh ewe's milk when we were kids. Back then it wasn't considered a health hazard.
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11-24-2011, 01:25 AM | #25 |
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Have seen hundreds, have chopped many off myself and what they do is not running. Running requires being upright on their 2 legs.
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11-24-2011, 01:27 AM | #26 |
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11-24-2011, 01:28 AM | #27 |
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Ok Mr Technical. Yeah they flop around all over the place. Hence the term, "Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" pretty much means just bouncing around at random.
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11-24-2011, 01:29 AM | #28 |
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You guys take shit a little bit too seriously. Remember how the turkey died when you're eating it tomorrow
goodnight
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11-24-2011, 03:35 AM | #29 |
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11-24-2011, 03:43 AM | #30 |
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What's with all the weird threads lately? Going for shock value?
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11-24-2011, 03:59 AM | #31 |
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11-24-2011, 04:03 AM | #32 |
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11-24-2011, 12:39 PM | #33 |
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Some say it is the best milk.
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11-24-2011, 12:43 PM | #34 |
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11-24-2011, 12:53 PM | #35 |
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I was a sales rep for a while and one of our largest clients was a slaughterhouse. The owner was a hands on kind of guy, and I had to go onto the slaughterhouse floor to wait for him. I wasn't allowed to actually walk very far into the operation, but saw enough that it freaked me the hell out and made my stomach turn. Man, I remember the first time there clear as day, and I don't think I'll ever forget it. It just seemed, wrong.
I also visited other farmers and watched them slaughter animals during my time with this company. The men who did this without a full blown operation seemed to have much more respect for the animals they killed. They were treated well through life and quickly killed. |
11-24-2011, 01:05 PM | #36 |
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11-24-2011, 01:44 PM | #38 |
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11-24-2011, 02:40 PM | #40 |
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i grew up on a farm, we would milk the cows, strain the milk through cheesecloth and keep it in the fridge...
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