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Old 11-23-2011, 05:08 PM   #1
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have u ever got milk str8 from the cow?

I am a farmer chick from a small town, seems people from big cities drive crazy with this?

have u ever got tge milk str8 from the cow tits and then drink it at the same moment?

is fatty and tasty.... yummy

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Old 11-23-2011, 05:13 PM   #2
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this explains your other posts...
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:17 PM   #3
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No,it's not pasteurized
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:20 PM   #4
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As a matter of fact, I have. It's like a completely different beverage. I have also killed a chicken and visited a slaughterhouse. I have no intention of doing any of these things ever again in my life, but I feel richer for the experience.
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:21 PM   #5
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No,it's not pasteurized
u don't need that shit if u drink is since u r a kid, your get naturally inmune
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:22 PM   #6
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Ive never actually milked it myself, but have drank fresh milk from my neighbors farm in Costa Rica.
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:23 PM   #7
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As a matter of fact, I have. It's like a completely different beverage. I have also killed a chicken and visited a slaughterhouse. I have no intention of doing any of these things ever again in my life, but I feel richer for the experience.
I killed a chicken as well, they run with no head crushing all over the places

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Old 11-23-2011, 05:23 PM   #8
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No,it's not pasteurized
we used to get 'fresh' milk like that , when I was a kid, but we boiled it 1st before drinking
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Donny Long used to get Fresh Milk from his Dad
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:29 PM   #10
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When I was a little kid the babysitter I went to had a farm. They would milk the cow then run the milk through a coffee filter and drink it. It was so long ago I don't remember what it tasted like, but that was the only milk they ever got for the family.
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:44 PM   #11
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No, but I've sucked the milk out of my wife's breasts during her pregnacies... She was in pain, and the kid wouldn't be providing any relief for a few months. Her tits were so lumpy and deformed that they looked like bad plastic surgery.

But they tasted like honey.

Its been 27 years and I'm still sucking on them.
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:12 PM   #13
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #14
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u don't need that shit if u drink is since u r a kid, your get naturally inmune
You tell them Nikki!

This is why I'm immune to tequila! :p
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I killed a chicken as well, they run with no head crushing all over the places

OH NO

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PETA -People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

As a child, thought that was the funniest, to see the chicken run, after my grandfather cut it's head off. Don't know if I could watch it now, but either you eat meat or you're a Vegan.
I vote meat. Just don't make me watch.
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Forget cow milk, get goat milk...

http://www.gardenharvest.org/milkbenefits.htm
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What do people do for fun or to pass the time in Ontario?
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Old 11-24-2011, 12:08 AM   #19
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89°C (191°F) 1.0 second Ultra Pasteurization (UP)

First you clean the debris that float to the top -- I worked in a dairy for a short time.
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I'd give my left nut to be able to purchase raw unpasteurized milk where I live.
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I had an uncle that owned a small ranch in Texas. He always had bottles of raw milk, ice cold in his fridge. He made his own butter. He even had several beehives and always had fresh honey.
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PETA -People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

As a child, thought that was the funniest, to see the chicken run, after my grandfather cut it's head off.
Chickens do not run around after its head is cut off.
Think about it.
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Chickens do not run around after its head is cut off.
Think about it.
Hah, you've obviously never seen it done.
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My grandfather used to give us fresh ewe's milk when we were kids. Back then it wasn't considered a health hazard.
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Hah, you've obviously never seen it done.
Have seen hundreds, have chopped many off myself and what they do is not running. Running requires being upright on their 2 legs.
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Hah, you've obviously never seen it done.

Actually, they don't run - I've seen my grandperents kill hundreds of them and they flop / jump in a very weird way, never seen one running.
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Have seen hundreds, have chopped many off myself and what they do is not running. Running requires being upright on their 2 legs.
Ok Mr Technical. Yeah they flop around all over the place. Hence the term, "Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" pretty much means just bouncing around at random.
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You guys take shit a little bit too seriously. Remember how the turkey died when you're eating it tomorrow

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Some say it is the best milk.
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I was a sales rep for a while and one of our largest clients was a slaughterhouse. The owner was a hands on kind of guy, and I had to go onto the slaughterhouse floor to wait for him. I wasn't allowed to actually walk very far into the operation, but saw enough that it freaked me the hell out and made my stomach turn. Man, I remember the first time there clear as day, and I don't think I'll ever forget it. It just seemed, wrong.

I also visited other farmers and watched them slaughter animals during my time with this company. The men who did this without a full blown operation seemed to have much more respect for the animals they killed. They were treated well through life and quickly killed.
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