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05-29-2001, 11:34 PM
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Boneprone's Famous Almond Rocca - Cat Shit Story
Ok, this is a famous yet very true story of the boneprone family in my younger years in High School some 10 years ago.
To this day the Urban Legend goes on in the very School I attended, and the kids in the Park Blocks still laugh about this some 10 years later. Her name was Jan Watt. She was the meanest teacher you could ever imagine.. What a bitch.. She would put students on the spot in class, make em feel stupid, and bully students that werent in her School Newspaper click. One day she picked on the wrong person.. She picked at the BONE himself.. Big mistake.. It was the night before Christmas break, and my parents had been gone for a week and it was my job to take care of our cats. Naturally I let the Cat shit accumulate in the cat box till the very last day to scoop just before the parents came home.. There was SOOO MUCH CAT SHIT in the box you'd think it had been a month since cleaning the box.. The house began to smell! My friends hounded me to change it.. So being the creative mind I am I made good use of the pounds of cat shit. I bought a can of Almond Rocca, dumped out the almond rocca candy, and replaced the jumbo can with ALL THE CAT SHIT form the Cat box.. For those of ya that dont know what Almond Rocca looks like, it looks like Cat Shit with kitty litter on it.. EXACTLY! So I filled the can. Wrapped it in Christmas wrap with a Bow on it with a card and put it in Jan Watts teacher box early that morning.. My buddy had her class first period and ran out of class fast to let us know the can was on her desk unopened! We went periods 1-4 with her not touching it.. But after lunch the plan began to unfold. She decided it was time to open the can and have a after lunch snack.. You see this class room was the best because half of it was a class room, the other half in the back was the school newspaper lab.. A place many people skiped cllss and hung out at.. So we (my group of buddies) were all in the back watching this.. we were very discreate of course. She opend the fucking can, and we thought she would be smart enough to notice that there was no seal on the can, but being the fat bitch pig she was she didnt notice.. She reached into the can of catshit, grabed a nice healty piece and put it in her mouth. It was amazing! She spit it into her hand and said damn, that was a bad piece and threw it out.. I swear she chewed on it. Then the bitch grabed another piece put it in her mouth and sat back.. Spit it out and said damn, this is rotten or something.. Then the teachers kiss ass pet went up and pulled some out of the can sniffed it and said yeah I wouldnt eat these.. It was soo fucking funny. The fat bitch left the cat shit on her desk, and it was there for the rest of the day.. She was such a fat pig, that she didnt toss it! She kept it on her desk like she was gunna have more later.. She didnt even realize she was biting into my Cats crap with kitty litter every time she wanted a treat.. We were hoping that students would dig in to the can and help themselves, but they could tell by looking at it something was wrong.. We came back 3 weeks later from winter break and it was still there!! When she wasnt looking we moved it onto the top of the heater to cook.. The smell came out of this old shit, and the whole room reaked of shit by 6th period.. She was too stupid to figure out where it came from.. Later one of my smart ass frineds in 7th period said its coming from this can of cat shit!! Students ran over to smell it and everyone confirmed it was cat shit, it smelled sooo bad.. It had just clicked to her that she had eaten shit 3 weeks ago, and she left the room.. She came back later and was quiet.. She never told the calss that she had ate some, but many of us knew.. It was a joke for years.. Two years ago she retired, and as leader of the boneprone family I would like to tell her that as a teacher she changed my life forever.. Because of this and her it made me into the person I am today, and I thank her.. So if any of ya get Almond Roca from me, you'll know better than to eat it if it looks like shit. |
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05-29-2001, 11:39 PM
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I love it!!!
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05-29-2001, 11:39 PM
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true story..
I should send a can to Darjan Popjavic and the other fuckers that have ripped me off.. Make it a boneprone trademark. If any of ya wanna try this boneprone treat on someone they know feel free and let me know how it goes. Boneprone 4-Life |
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05-29-2001, 11:51 PM
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shit,we don't have cats at home and i would like a lot to make some instructors proud for having me in their courses! Boneprone, can you please mail me an exactly same can?
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05-29-2001, 11:59 PM
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That is soooo messed up and funny =o) you go bone! ------------------ Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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05-30-2001, 12:03 AM
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lmao! lol she deserved that! That's too funny! I can't believe you actually did that! good idea...
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05-30-2001, 01:30 AM
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Boneprone 4-Life
Dont fuck wit Da Boneprone Family or we will get ya one way or another. |
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05-30-2001, 02:00 AM
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 If ya see this pull up in front of ya house, better hide. |
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05-30-2001, 02:31 AM
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Yo, thats some mean shit! I would hate to see what you do to people who steals the designs of Boneprone Family Member sites.
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05-30-2001, 02:37 AM
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Ask expo in two weeks, he will have a story for ya.
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05-30-2001, 03:14 AM
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That is one of the frickin funniest stories I've ever heard...
I was gagging and laughing at the same time..almost wet my panties. You guys are hilarious...seriously, we gotta get all of you on tv. Oh, I have a domain name for Jimmy...*lol* 10dollarwhore.com "To all the girls, I've loved before!" |
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05-30-2001, 08:17 AM
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It's all true! I was there.
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05-30-2001, 10:45 AM
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I'd hate to try your lemonade
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05-30-2001, 12:41 PM
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dank was there.. He wasnt directly involved, but he went to high school with me..
If I recall correctly this was right around the time you were in the hospital after stealing that car! Remember? Dank was given a nice helicopter ride by lifeline I remember after being tossed out of his car going 80 mphs running from the police along the costal highway.. We were bad.. Dank was stealing cars and crashing from police chases, and I was distributing cat shit to teachers.. South Park and Bevis and Butthead had nothing on us, in fact they werent even around yet.. I think the characters were evolved from people like us. |
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05-30-2001, 01:00 PM
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I need Jimmy three way to make me a shirt with a pic of a cat shitting in a almond rocca box, and saying Boneprone 4-Life.
Or I ate a piece of boneprone's almond Rocca. |
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05-30-2001, 02:19 PM
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I'll never eat anything when Boneprone is in a 10 mile radius
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05-30-2001, 03:03 PM
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Ok now my neighbors think I'm insane... that guy is always laughing in his apartment by himself...
The sad thing is that maybe she just ate it because she thought it was from a student that liked her -- so even if it tasted horrible she wanted to pretend that she liked it... Bone you aren't going to heaven... hahahaha! ------------------ -- TheFLY.net/pete.jpg |
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05-30-2001, 03:18 PM
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Since, your neighbors think your insane, maybe it's time to move North?
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05-30-2001, 03:23 PM
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CONGRATS boneprone, my respect !
I have a teacher at the college that is asking something like this. Ohhh... everyone wants him out.. grrrr... I'll give this idea for my buddies, hahaha Jer |
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05-30-2001, 03:24 PM
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Too bad I have no idea what Almond Rocca is.. hehe...
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05-30-2001, 03:38 PM
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it looks like cat shit with kitty litter on it.. Go buy some you'll see.
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05-30-2001, 05:09 PM
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the story I will tell next week will be the one about me replacing a history movie in history class with a porno..
This one is another good story. God I loved high school! |
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05-30-2001, 05:52 PM
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I didn't find any Almond Rocca picture at google, but I did find some recipes...
But if "it looks like cat shit with kitty litter on it" I know very weel. I had about 30 cats. So we'll all wait your next history about the porn video.. I have some funny too, but my english sucks. Btw, my history teacher was the best. But my fucking english teachers were the worst, I had to learn myself on the web. |
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05-30-2001, 11:35 PM
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 A picture is worth 1,000 words. |
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05-31-2001, 12:16 AM
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Too Funny!!!!
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05-31-2001, 12:26 AM
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That is awsome!
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05-31-2001, 01:31 AM
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I love this thread!! Man the boneprone family is in full force this week!
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/...ML/004133.html |
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05-31-2001, 04:05 AM
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Im sending a can to Tanker.. Lets see if he eats it!
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05-31-2001, 06:59 AM
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Wilber is too funny LMAO
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05-31-2001, 07:58 AM
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when is the next week? hell, I cant wait for next BP story ...
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05-31-2001, 12:57 PM
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next week.. just keep coming back and chant boneprone boneprone boneprone three times and Ill "poof" and Be back with a new story.
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05-31-2001, 03:49 PM
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hey robert, I got your link up finally!
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05-31-2001, 04:40 PM
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I used to love almond rocca.
Ill know not to accept another can from you ever again! |
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06-01-2001, 06:56 AM
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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BoneProne thanks,
I noticed some traffic from you so I added another link to you under my -AMATEURS- category I think it also will help you boost your poor signups with AP  LOL hehehe (just joking, I wish I have 10+ SU/day)I hope I will catch you someday on icq to swap a few words ------------------ Smashing Thumbs TGP |
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06-01-2001, 11:16 AM
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Cool thanks!
Ill warch the trade, and bump it up mid next week after we get a feel for our trade. |
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06-20-2001, 12:40 PM
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God I love this story!
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06-20-2001, 09:29 PM
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another vintage story brought back to life by someone.
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06-20-2001, 10:53 PM
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That's funny! I was JUST telling somebody tonight about the first time I learned about cigarette timers. This reminds me of it.
About 13, 14, 15 years ago in high school my buddies & I put a M-80 (or the like) in the bathroom in the commons (mid you, I went to a HUGE high school). We put it in the furthest stall & put the wick against the burning smoke then all went to sit down at our table. 10 minutes later KAPLOW! LMAO...and all the guys smokin' gigarettes & joints (whatever) came out of that bathroom like the freakin' world was collapsing! AND w/ a billow of smoke chasing them, right on their heels! They had a look on their face like Sarah Conner did high talin' it out of that punk rock 80s bar in Terminator & seemed as a trail of shit was running down their legs! It was SO funny! Of course, the Dean's blamed it on the guys in the bathroom instead of the guys (us) falling off our seats laughing! High school was a good time! |
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07-17-2001, 02:44 AM
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Remember this one? Did you guys eat the Almond Rocca in the Vegas Parties?? Guess who put em there!
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07-17-2001, 03:30 AM
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Sorry couldn't be helped...
 <a href="http://oz.net/~daveb/kittylitter/">CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, KITTY LITTER CAM.. LOL</a> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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07-17-2001, 12:48 PM
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Darjan Popjavic has ripped many of us off..
Im going to the Netherlands in Late August early September.. I will be taking him a gift of treats. |
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07-18-2001, 02:45 PM
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Actually I know exactly where he is at..
I know someone that is close to his girlfriend. Actually it may be his ex-girlfriend, but I know how to find him. |
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07-28-2001, 11:52 AM
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I have my high scholl reunion cumming up. Im wondering how many people will remember. Should be intresting! |
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10-09-2001, 02:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Oldie but a goodie.
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mean.
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10-09-2001, 03:28 PM
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but i like it!
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10-09-2001, 06:39 PM
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I was there!
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