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CurrentlySober · 12-23-2011, 09:47 AM

Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed

KingNigel · 12-23-2011, 10:05 AM

ottopottomouse · 12-23-2011, 10:30 AM

Nicolas · 12-23-2011, 10:33 AM

hehe

keysync · 12-23-2011, 10:36 AM

That's great!

bronco67 · 12-23-2011, 10:57 AM

I knew it was bullshit as soon as I read "Ford to acquire".

CyberHustler · 12-23-2011, 11:01 AM

Grapesoda · 12-23-2011, 11:01 AM

awesome

lucas131 · 12-23-2011, 11:18 AM

is this for real?

PiracyPitbull · 12-23-2011, 12:07 PM

nice

JFK · 12-23-2011, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I knew it was bullshit as soon as I read "Ford to acquire".

I sort of gathered the same thing

DaddyHalbucks · 12-23-2011, 12:13 PM

Good one.

borked · 12-23-2011, 01:52 PM

hehehe - nice proposal to fend off the French mergers and acquisitions dept with

Scott McD · 12-23-2011, 04:50 PM

Mwahahaha!!

John-ACWM · 12-24-2011, 07:11 AM

pretty creative

12-23-2011, 09:47 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,125	Breaking CAR News: Ford to acquire Renault, and develop NEW MODEL FOR WOMEN... Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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