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Old 01-19-2012, 04:04 PM   #1
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:45 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:47 PM   #4
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:51 PM   #5
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:00 PM   #6
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:11 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:36 PM   #8
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:41 PM   #10
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If you redirect everyone on a mobile device to your 404 page you're going to traffic hell.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:45 PM   #11
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:52 PM   #12
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If you redirect everyone on a mobile device to your 404 page you're going to traffic hell.
It's not intentional. I'm not good with these things. What do I need to change to allow mobile access?

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{THE_REQUEST} ^[^/]*/index\.php [NC]
RewriteRule . / [R=301,L]
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?bigbootyheaven.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?images.google.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?google.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?search\?q=cache [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?gofuckyourself.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?gfy.com [NC]
RewriteRule \.(jpg|jpeg|png|gif|avi|wmv|mpg|mpeg)$ - [NC,F,L]
</IfModule>
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:01 PM   #13
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It's not intentional. I'm not good with these things. What do I need to change to allow mobile access?
Thanks for that code man!
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:41 PM   #14
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If you redirect everyone on a mobile device to your 404 page you're going to traffic hell.
How do you mean?


@the thread, I see what you did there, hmmm Michael J Fox, not really funny, but the photo shop is good
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:04 PM   #15
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It's not intentional. I'm not good with these things. What do I need to change to allow mobile access?

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{THE_REQUEST} ^[^/]*/index\.php [NC]
RewriteRule . / [R=301,L]
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?bigbootyheaven.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?images.google.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?google.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?search\?q=cache [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?gofuckyourself.com [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http(s)?://(www\.)?gfy.com [NC]
RewriteRule \.(jpg|jpeg|png|gif|avi|wmv|mpg|mpeg)$ - [NC,F,L]
</IfModule>
Hey cool you heard me that time. I've bitched about your last 746 posts.

You allowed www.gfy.com and gfy.com, but not m.gfy.com. You COULD just add m.gfy.com, but eventually that gets tiring, switching webtv.site.com for m.site.com, what about members.site.com, etc. Simpler is to replace:

(www\.)

with:
([a-z0-9]+\.)

Additionally that allows for typos like wwww. or mirrors like www1. and www2.

To take it up another notch, replace:

(www\.)?

with:
([a-z0-9]+\.)*

That allows for multiple parts like www.m., m.www., etc.

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Old 01-19-2012, 11:07 PM   #16
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:22 PM   #17
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Btw tabasco, it's my fault. A couple of other guys and I worked out the (www\.) code in 1998 and posted it to TLA's board and on my site, where the SEs loved it. From there, it made it's way to a popular mainstream tech site and then it became the de facto standard. So your .htaccess redirected me only because that's the way I wrote it thirteen years ago. I did it to myself.

(I can recognize my lineage for sure due to details like http(s)?. The (s)? had never been included before I posted that revision on TLA's.)
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:13 PM   #18
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Thanks raymor, should be good now.
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Old 01-20-2012, 05:46 PM   #19
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Btw tabasco, it's my fault. A couple of other guys and I worked out the (www\.) code in 1998 and posted it to TLA's board and on my site, where the SEs loved it. From there, it made it's way to a popular mainstream tech site and then it became the de facto standard. So your .htaccess redirected me only because that's the way I wrote it thirteen years ago. I did it to myself.

(I can recognize my lineage for sure due to details like http(s)?. The (s)? had never been included before I posted that revision on TLA's.)
nice! sad how those who really shaped the internet get no credit, huh?
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:06 PM   #20
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Thanks raymor, should be good now.
Thanks, looks good. Now I can see all of your pics. (I do gfy only on my phone; the computer is for real work.)
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Old 01-22-2012, 08:49 AM   #21
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