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heek · 03-16-2012, 02:50 PM

Hello. I'm looking to line up work for next week and the weeks following.. It doesn't matter if it is long term or just one project. 100% of my income comes from working from home and I need to pick up some more work so all of my eggs are NOT in one basket. That's one very important thing I have learned from GFY in the past few years. Below, you will find a list of things that I can do. Pricing can be discussed via email and we can go from there. Turnaround time is very fast - I like to knock out the work I get as soon as possible!

If you don't feel like doing to repetitive boring tasks like installing scripts or configuring them or anything like that, feel free to hit me up and I will knock them out. If there's stuff you need done that's NOT in this list, still email your lists to me and I will let you know if they're within my ability. (for example, I can't write a whole CMS from scratch... )

Wordpress Installations, Wordpress SEO, Adult Tube Site Installations, Traffic Trading Script Installations, Wordpress Theme customization, bug fixes, and much more.

Email with what you need done and I will get back to you quickly with a quote for the work. Payment needs to be via Paypal (preferred) or Paxum, and I need to have 1/2 up front and the other 1/2 when finished, unless I know/trust you based on past experience with you.

My email is wm at cpimp dot com.

alextokyo · 03-16-2012, 02:56 PM

You're already at the top, but here's a bump anyway. No Ruby, javascript, or even PHP? Pascal anyone?

Since your skills are laughably below average for a webmaster, and your honesty makes me lulzy.... BUMP MUTHAFUCKAH.

P.S... Indian undercutters get the fuck in here! Peasants.

P.P.S... here's an oldie-but-goodie bonus music vid with WiredGuy in the lead male role.

Rothstein · 03-16-2012, 03:07 PM

someone that will work for money?

did I read that right?

brassmonkey · 03-16-2012, 03:44 PM

you have firm hips?

Coup · 03-16-2012, 04:05 PM

Will you grunt for Turnips? I have plenty of Turnips and no one to grunt for them.

anexsia · 03-16-2012, 04:30 PM

Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.

B.Barnato · 03-16-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.

Are you a wordpress plugin?

loreen · 03-16-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Are you a wordpress plugin?

That was funny

anexsia · 03-16-2012, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Are you a wordpress plugin?

I'm the programmer of the Indian Fella SEO wordpress plugin.

Spunky · 03-16-2012, 06:26 PM

Can you grab your ankles and grunt?

brassmonkey · 03-16-2012, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Can you grab your ankles and grunt?

i stole your line

03-16-2012, 02:50 PM	#1
heek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 100	Will grunt for money... step in Hello. I'm looking to line up work for next week and the weeks following.. It doesn't matter if it is long term or just one project. 100% of my income comes from working from home and I need to pick up some more work so all of my eggs are NOT in one basket. That's one very important thing I have learned from GFY in the past few years. Below, you will find a list of things that I can do. Pricing can be discussed via email and we can go from there. Turnaround time is very fast - I like to knock out the work I get as soon as possible! If you don't feel like doing to repetitive boring tasks like installing scripts or configuring them or anything like that, feel free to hit me up and I will knock them out. If there's stuff you need done that's NOT in this list, still email your lists to me and I will let you know if they're within my ability. (for example, I can't write a whole CMS from scratch... ) Wordpress Installations, Wordpress SEO, Adult Tube Site Installations, Traffic Trading Script Installations, Wordpress Theme customization, bug fixes, and much more. Email with what you need done and I will get back to you quickly with a quote for the work. Payment needs to be via Paypal (preferred) or Paxum, and I need to have 1/2 up front and the other 1/2 when finished, unless I know/trust you based on past experience with you. My email is wm at cpimp dot com. __________________ What's a 'sig'?

03-16-2012, 02:56 PM	#2
alextokyo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 975	You're already at the top, but here's a bump anyway. No Ruby, javascript, or even PHP? Pascal anyone? Since your skills are laughably below average for a webmaster, and your honesty makes me lulzy.... BUMP MUTHAFUCKAH. P.S... Indian undercutters get the fuck in here! Peasants. P.P.S... here's an oldie-but-goodie bonus music vid with WiredGuy in the lead male role. Last edited by alextokyo; 03-16-2012 at 02:59 PM..

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03-16-2012, 04:30 PM	#6
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.