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Old 03-16-2012, 12:04 PM   #1
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FUCK!!! My neighbor is having concrete removed..

So my neighbor knocks on my door.

"Hey, Jay... Just wanted to let you know they are going to be removing concrete from my back patio right now so it is going to be loud for about three hours, OK?"

WTF? Why didn't the fucking idiot tell me this was going to happen a few days ago so I wouldn't have planned to work in my office starting at noon until 4pm today?

I made a doctors appointment weeks ago for this morning. Had I known this was happening from noon to two or three I would have rescheduled the fucking appointment for 1pm instead of 10am!

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Old 03-16-2012, 12:05 PM   #2
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Did he figure you would not notice?
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:09 PM   #3
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Did he figure you would not notice?
He figured 15 minutes of warning is a lot...
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:12 PM   #4
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:14 PM   #5
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seems to me like a nice guy coming over and telling you its going to be loud i live in an apartment and nobody ever tells me when theyre going to be loud/stomping/fixing something
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:14 PM   #6
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Nice to have informed you.. Awkward to have assumed 15 minutes was enough for you to make plans.
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:16 PM   #7
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:24 PM   #8
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:25 PM   #9
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He's entitled to between certain hours. Besides always good if the neighbour upgrades - makes your property worth more
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:25 PM   #10
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:29 PM   #11
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:31 PM   #12
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I would use this opportunity to sharpen some knives in your backyard while drinking straight shots from the bottle and giving your neighbours the evil stare. See how long until they wrap up the concrete job.
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:32 PM   #13
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:35 PM   #14
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:38 PM   #15
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It's a one-off for a few fucking hours, faggot. Go take a walk in park or through town, visit family, do shopping, or run some errands. Go to the dentist. Get your asscrack waxed. Better yet, do something around the house. Wash your car, oil every hinge in the house, paint the front door, wash your curtains & cum stained sheets, take a long bath. Don't tell me you don't have shit to do for a few hours that isn't striking a Quasimodo pose behind the computer.
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:39 PM   #16
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Get some ear plugs and crank up some ambient music or sounds through your sound system. 90% Problem solved. Or go take a walk.
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:15 PM   #17
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:21 PM   #18
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You have a laptop I assume, which means you can work where you want ;)
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:24 PM   #19
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Seems like a pretty nice guy for letting you know regardless of how much warning he gave you.
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:27 PM   #20
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Count yourself lucky. they dont even need a construction license here.
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So my neighbor knocks on my door.

"Hey, Jay... Just wanted to let you know they are going to be removing concrete from my back patio right now so it is going to be loud for about three hours, OK?"

WTF? Why didn't the fucking idiot tell me this was going to happen a few days ago so I wouldn't have planned to work in my office starting at noon until 4pm today?

I made a doctors appointment weeks ago for this morning. Had I known this was happening from noon to two or three I would have rescheduled the fucking appointment for 1pm instead of 10am!

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In my country the neighbor won't ask you or warn you about that. Neighbors does not care if you have plans, because they have their plans and usually their plans are more important than yours. But let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

A neighbor knocks on someone's door:

- Hey Brad, I'm making a list for a group sex with a bukkake at the end. The names of you and your wife are first in line, pretty cool right ?
- No! Absolutely NOT !!!! That's rude - I refuse !!!!! (@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang! etc...)
- Okay then... A note to myself: Brad is not going to take a part with the group sex party....
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A neighbor knocks on someone's door:

- Hey Brad, I'm making a list for a group sex with a bukkake at the end. The names of you and your wife are first in line, pretty cool right ?
- No! Absolutely NOT !!!! That's rude - I refuse !!!!! (@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang! etc...)
- Okay then... A note to myself: Brad is not going to take a part with the group sex party....
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Old 03-16-2012, 04:59 PM   #23
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There is a house being built beside me and has been going on for about a year 6 days a week 12 hours a day
What are they building it out of, popsicle sticks? Skyscrapers don't even take that long to build.
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my condo seems like there is a neighbor every week putting in tile. Eventually the entire complex will be all tile.
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What are they building it out of, popsicle sticks? Skyscrapers don't even take that long to build.
One of those huge Chinese 4 plex.where Foo and all his relatives and their grand parents swoop in.Should have been a apartment complex
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:49 AM   #31
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I would use this opportunity to sharpen some knives in your backyard while drinking straight shots from the bottle and giving your neighbours the evil stare. See how long until they wrap up the concrete job.
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No neighbor I've ever had gave 2 shits about letting me know about their epic loud-ass construction projects. I'll just wake up at 8am sharp to the sound of jackhammers on the other side of the fence.

Sounds like you've got some nice neighbors!
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