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DeanCapture · 04-18-2012, 08:23 AM

Funny quote from the book: Book Yourself Solid

The Story of the Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey

"An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked beside him. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, ?What a shame! He makes that little boy walk.? They then decided they would both walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal, and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye."

Scott McD · 04-18-2012, 08:26 AM

True that. Trying to please everyone usually gets you nowhere.

I've learned just to do my own thing now, and leave everyone else to it. Best thing I ever did!

ottopottomouse · 04-18-2012, 08:48 AM

Shame. If only they had got Markham's Patent Ignore List the donkey would be fine.

DeanCapture · 04-18-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Shame. If only they had got Markham's Patent Ignore List the donkey would be fine.

Barry-xlovecam · 04-18-2012, 11:03 AM

Good one Dean

pornguy · 04-18-2012, 11:11 AM

Good story.

04-18-2012, 08:23 AM	#1
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	You Can't Please Everybody ::: Funny quote from the book: Book Yourself Solid The Story of the Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey "An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked beside him. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people who remarked, ?What a shame! He makes that little boy walk.? They then decided they would both walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal, and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye." __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

04-18-2012, 08:26 AM	#2
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	True that. Trying to please everyone usually gets you nowhere. I've learned just to do my own thing now, and leave everyone else to it. Best thing I ever did! __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

04-18-2012, 08:48 AM	#3
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Shame. If only they had got Markham's Patent Ignore List the donkey would be fine. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

04-18-2012, 11:11 AM	#6
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04-18-2012, 11:03 AM	#5
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	Good one Dean