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3 | 20.00% |
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2 | 13.33% |
sureeeeeeeeeeeee |
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I dim the lights and listen to Barry Manilow when I spank it |
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8 | 53.33% |
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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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So Fucking Banned
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How many times should you jerkoff in a sock before you clean ..
before you clean it / use a fresh sock?
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SecretFriends.com
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about 13 times
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#3 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ten . . .
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#4 |
So Fucking Banned
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I wear the socks after I jerk off in them...
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So Fucking Banned
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I need a beer
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It gets a little crusty after one time
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Manilow ftw
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The better question would be whether or not to tell your wife that the sock she's wearing has been your cum rag for the past two weeks.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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How many "dirty" socks in the laundry arouses the maid's suspicions...and requires a lame explanation?
Yeah, Manilow FTW. |
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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![]() Oh you!!! I still remember "our" song ![]() Fanilows4eva ![]() ADG |
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Just don't use dark t-shirts, I put one through the wash yesterday and when it came out, the cum stains were still there...what the hell??
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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As many times as possible, so as your foot fungus spreads to your penis, then you can start a unique fetish site for fans of penis fungus = $ PROFIT $, thank me later
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#16 |
So Fucking Banned
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Ya know I have never used a sock. Well maybe like twice ever.
Of course if I had access to some really silky socks lol |
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#17 |
So Fucking What?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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frankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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#19 |
So Fucking Banned
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i cum on face
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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The only time i ever used a sock, was while i was in jail...
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![]() ![]() The correct answer = 0 If you do it, do it right. Get a towel warmer. The model below holds 15 hand towels. ![]() There is nothing like a warm, moist towel for cleanup. Have one in the home office and one in the bedroom (women love it) ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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I just pump and dump.
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I should not
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Pay It Forward
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put some ky on the inside light a candle pour you a glass of wine.
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You should throw it away when you're able to stand it up in the corner, or whenever it gets sharp edges that can cut you.
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There are always orphan socks in the laundry. If they can't cough up a match - fuck them!
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That happened to me back in the 8th grade, I had a cum stain on the sleeve of my shirt and a girl scratched the stain with her finger and asked what it was, classic.
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#30 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Basically, humans just walking, talking meatbags that jizz all over everything.
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cock sock burn...? hhmmmm
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