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Old 06-01-2012, 04:47 PM   #1
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How many times should you jerkoff in a sock before you clean ..

before you clean it / use a fresh sock?
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:48 PM   #2
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:49 PM   #4
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:49 PM   #5
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:50 PM   #6
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:52 PM   #7
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:53 PM   #8
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Old 06-01-2012, 05:07 PM   #9
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Old 06-01-2012, 05:08 PM   #10
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Old 06-01-2012, 05:17 PM   #11
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The better question would be whether or not to tell your wife that the sock she's wearing has been your cum rag for the past two weeks.
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Old 06-01-2012, 05:20 PM   #12
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How many "dirty" socks in the laundry arouses the maid's suspicions...and requires a lame explanation?

Yeah, Manilow FTW.
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Old 06-01-2012, 06:55 PM   #13
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Just don't use dark t-shirts, I put one through the wash yesterday and when it came out, the cum stains were still there...what the hell??
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Old 06-01-2012, 07:45 PM   #16
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Ya know I have never used a sock. Well maybe like twice ever.

Of course if I had access to some really silky socks lol
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:12 AM   #17
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:48 AM   #22
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:42 PM   #29
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That happened to me back in the 8th grade, I had a cum stain on the sleeve of my shirt and a girl scratched the stain with her finger and asked what it was, classic.
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