Michelle Mathis Wants $500 Billion For Towed Car In Ohio - GoFuckYourself.com

MasterBlow · 06-13-2012, 07:56 AM

The hubbub began in January, when Mathis got into a car accident and went to the hospital. She was in the hospital until February, and her car was towed in the process. When she asked the impound unit about her 2002 Saturn, officials wouldn't give her any information, she alleged. Naturally, the judge thinks the $500 billion number is a little steep and wants the claim dismissed. She says that Mathis didn't even ask about why her car was towed -- she just wanted the money.

Tom_PM · 06-13-2012, 07:59 AM

I had a bad dream. 1 million dollars in compensatory damages plz.

baddog · 06-13-2012, 08:08 AM

Don't we all?

Rochard · 06-13-2012, 08:11 AM

There is a solution to this problem... If they loose the case, they should pay the defendant the amount they requested.

candyflip · 06-13-2012, 08:12 AM

She's SUING for $500 Billion, she WANTS whatever they'll give her.

ottopottomouse · 06-13-2012, 08:17 AM

Should invoice her for $501 billion for the towing and storage fees.

JFK · 06-13-2012, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

She's SUING for $500 Billion, she WANTS whatever they'll give her.

here's

now run along

06-13-2012, 07:56 AM	#1
MasterBlow Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 2,059	Michelle Mathis Wants $500 Billion For Towed Car In Ohio The hubbub began in January, when Mathis got into a car accident and went to the hospital. She was in the hospital until February, and her car was towed in the process. When she asked the impound unit about her 2002 Saturn, officials wouldn't give her any information, she alleged. Naturally, the judge thinks the $500 billion number is a little steep and wants the claim dismissed. She says that Mathis didn't even ask about why her car was towed -- she just wanted the money. __________________

06-13-2012, 07:59 AM	#2
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I had a bad dream. 1 million dollars in compensatory damages plz. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-13-2012, 08:11 AM	#4
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,298	There is a solution to this problem... If they loose the case, they should pay the defendant the amount they requested. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

06-13-2012, 08:12 AM	#5
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,057	She's SUING for $500 Billion, she WANTS whatever they'll give her. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

06-13-2012, 08:17 AM	#6
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Should invoice her for $501 billion for the towing and storage fees. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

06-13-2012, 08:08 AM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Don't we all?