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06-29-2012, 09:52 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In my head
Posts: 6,844
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Anyone need this guys service?
MMA Fighter / Live-in Nanny (Denver)
Date: 2012-06-29, 1:48PM MDT Reply to: [email protected] Sometimes your kids need a strong hand. And let's be honest, you don't have the stones for it. I do. My name is Maniac Mike and I am an MMA fighter specializing in Brazilian Jiujitsu and infant/toddler childcare. It's understandable: you have a very stressful job and a husband who is worthless. You need help. Sally won't eat broccoli? You bet your ass she's going to eat that broccoli. Want your husband off the couch? I will slap the Xbox controller out of his hands and choke slam his bitch ass into submission. Want your kids to do their god damn homework? Armbar. Boom. Homework done. Too much clutter on your table? Kick that shit through the window. Solved. There is literally nothing that can't be solved with my unique skill set. Your kids will be in better health and a fuck-load more disciplined. Your husband will either be employed or in a submission hold until he gets employed. Contact me immediately or I will take you down like the rest of your family. http://denver.craigslist.org/res/3109066632.html  |
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06-29-2012, 10:02 PM
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06-29-2012, 11:02 PM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: NC
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looks legit.
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06-29-2012, 11:13 PM
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Location: Florida
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06-29-2012, 11:20 PM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: En la reverendisima concha de tu madre!
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06-30-2012, 01:41 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
Posts: 25,248
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I need to be 'slammed' and brutalized....
What was his number? |
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06-30-2012, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 2,624
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bow to your sensei!!
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06-30-2012, 03:47 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
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Every early 20's douche rocket with a soul patch and a tattoo thinks he's an MMA fighter.
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06-30-2012, 03:49 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: A magical land
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06-30-2012, 03:51 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,688
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he could like maybe come round, and like suck me off, possibly, but i cant afford to pay him...
Perhaps he should hit up DVTimes? |
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06-30-2012, 06:14 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: A magical land
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