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Brujah · 07-06-2012, 08:30 PM

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

mozadek · 07-06-2012, 08:53 PM

The health care decision was the last straw, I am moving to Canada ;)

nicedreams · 07-06-2012, 08:59 PM

Bye Bye!

Jimmy

galleryseek · 07-06-2012, 09:01 PM

Brujah, brah, I'm with you in your opposition against Obama, but there's not going to be a single fucking difference (aside from skin tone, name and political party affiliation) if Romney gets elected.

Obomney 2012.

TheSenator · 07-06-2012, 09:02 PM

Im moving to France!

Rochard · 07-06-2012, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

Costa Rica. Have fun.

marlboroack · 07-06-2012, 09:10 PM

The Philippines.

vdbucks · 07-06-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

Thailand if you're in to straight up hookers.

Philippines if you like the "Girl Friend Experience" hookers.

Malaysia if you like relatively low cost but much more westernized & quiet living. Just make sure to look right and not left before crossing the road. The locals in Malaysia are extremely friendly as well. The only 'catch' here is that you don't mind living in a predominantly muslim country (no, not the extremist kind).

Singapore or Japan if you can afford it.

Haven't been to Hong Kong yet so can't comment.

Of all the places I've been to and lived, Malaysia is by far my favorite.

epitome · 07-06-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mozadek

The health care decision was the last straw, I am moving to Canada ;)

Not if you are in adult.

edit: nm its late and I was slow on that one. But for real Canada is stopping work visas for adult industry.

CPA37710T · 07-06-2012, 10:36 PM

i thought u were brazilian

Gozarian · 07-06-2012, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

Forget ease, look for countries with high internet access speeds (Akami's State of the Internet Report), low to average cost of living and beautiful uninhibited girls.

DWB · 07-07-2012, 02:39 AM

Questions....

1) Does humidity bother you?
2) Do you smoke weed or do any other drugs?
3) Are you flying solo or with a GF?
4) Are you willing to learn another language?
5) Do you want to screw an endless sea of girls?
6) Do you need really fast internet, or will any speed do?
7) Do you want to legally own firearms?
8) Do you want absolute law and order, or do you want to live in a developing area?
9) Do you like Asians or Latinas better?
10) What hobbies do you have?
11) Do you plan on owning property / home, or do you only want to rent?

Answer those, I can point you in the right direction.

jollyhumper · 07-07-2012, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by vdbucks

Malaysia if you like relatively low cost but much more westernized & quiet living. Just make sure to look right and not left before crossing the road. The locals in Malaysia are extremely friendly as well. The only 'catch' here is that you don't mind living in a predominantly muslim country (no, not the extremist kind).

Hmm, sounds tempting....

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks

Haven't been to Hong Kong yet so can't comment.

It's quite expensive and extremely crowded. But nice place. If you're into hookers in Hong Kong you'll probably end up with a Filipina housemaid on her day off.

Jolly

jollyhumper · 07-07-2012, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

Norway. If you can afford it!

J

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ilnjscb · 07-07-2012, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Questions....
Answer those, I can point you in the right direction.

1) Does humidity bother you? Yes
2) Do you smoke weed or do any other drugs? No
3) Are you flying solo or with a GF? With
4) Are you willing to learn another language? To add to the stack, bitch
5) Do you want to screw an endless sea of girls? Thinking... thinking... Yes
6) Do you need really fast internet, or will any speed do? Medium
7) Do you want to legally own firearms? Depends on #8
8) Do you want absolute law and order, or do you want to live in a developing area? See #7
9) Do you like Asians or Latinas better? Yes
10) What hobbies do you have? Like museums, culture, etc
11) Do you plan on owning property / home, or do you only want to rent? Don't care

mce · 07-08-2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

hehehehe great spoof thread

Nicky · 07-08-2012, 05:01 PM

Hmm, Sweden maybe? Loads of Socialists and Muslims are very welcome

NemesisEnforcer · 07-08-2012, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

It's not worth leaving. You have to pay an expatriation tax and they publish your name in the Federal Regiser.

brassmonkey · 07-08-2012, 05:38 PM

mexico is safe

ReggieDurango · 07-08-2012, 05:47 PM

Obama is the shiznit!

vdbucks · 07-08-2012, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer

It's not worth leaving. You have to pay an expatriation tax and they publish your name in the Federal Regiser.

Umm, moving to another country doesn't mean you renounce your citizenship....

And as it were, as a U.S. citizen living entirely abroad, I am tax exempt up to 90something k a year.

ruff · 07-08-2012, 06:41 PM

I hear Syria is looking for new citizens.

Major (Tom) · 07-08-2012, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

If that Muslim Socialist Hussein gets elected again, I want to leave. What's the easiest country for an American to emigrate to, without much trouble?

talk to your buddy limbaugh

Voodoo · 07-08-2012, 06:57 PM

Bill8 · 07-09-2012, 01:49 AM

right wingers dont ever seem to get ironic humor.

probably a brain thing. too many levels of abstraction, too much memory required.

directfiesta · 07-09-2012, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

The health care decision was the last straw, I am moving to Canada ;)

Cleo · 07-09-2012, 04:57 AM

I feel bad for the Canadians and their impeding invasion of Right Wing nut jobs.

Django · 07-09-2012, 04:59 AM

Bill8 · 07-10-2012, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I feel bad for the Canadians and their impeding invasion of Right Wing nut jobs.

lol.

wingnuts are too cowardly to actually move to canada - to move anywhere.

they blah blah blah a lot but do nothing. massive pack of whiners basically.

CurrentlySober · 07-10-2012, 03:29 AM

i cant afford to elect Obama...

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Questions.... 1) Does humidity bother you? 2) Do you smoke weed or do any other drugs? 3) Are you flying solo or with a GF? 4) Are you willing to learn another language? 5) Do you want to screw an endless sea of girls? 6) Do you need really fast internet, or will any speed do? 7) Do you want to legally own firearms? 8) Do you want absolute law and order, or do you want to live in a developing area? 9) Do you like Asians or Latinas better? 10) What hobbies do you have? 11) Do you plan on owning property / home, or do you only want to rent? Answer those, I can point you in the right direction.

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