I love the smell of my urine after eating asparagus

[Dirty F]

It's like a heavenly mixture of rotten eggs and cabbage

[Socks]

If only you could bottle it.

[BAKO]

I pee I pee

[ShoeBox]

thanks for the quality update

[oscer]

Thats funny

[alias]

Originally Posted by Socks

If only you could bottle it.

Would that be eau de toilette?

[L-Pink]

How's it taste?

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[ThumbLord]

so you eat the cheap green ones I presume?
the white ones do not have any odor.

[SiMpLe]

Stinky pee!!

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

so you eat the cheap green ones I presume?
the white ones do not have any odor.

Yes they do. But not for all people. Also not every person can actually smell it.

[jimmycooper]

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Yes they do. But not for all people. Also not every person can actually smell it.

FYI

Better The Smell Of Your Vagina - How To Rid Foul Smelling Abnormal Vaginal Odor

What can I do to make my vagina smell better? Better than what? Each woman's vagina has its own unique smell and this sometimes gives cause for much confusion. Some women if their vaginal odor doesn't smell like the next woman's they panic and think their abnormal. I cannot emphasize at this point how important it is not to go down the road called comparison. Comparing any health concerns up against another person's can lead to serious problems for you, both mentally and physically.


In relation to odor the amount of women who come looking for ways to better improve the smell of their vagina when there is absolutely no need, is quite high. It is perfectly natural for the vagina to have a slight vaginal scent. Now you know the vagina smells you need to accept this and stop fretting, however should the odor smell foul caused by infection or other then this you don't have to accept. And remember, a smelly vagina doesn't imply you're abnormal.

There's no need to fancy up the vagina with different products as this takes away its true identity and natural smell. If what you smell is "not" unpleasant then leave it be because this could be the vagina's "natural" scent you want to better improve. There are many beauty products on the market in high demand to treat and better improve the skin and better improve the condition of hair that women believe necessary to have and rightly so, but, the vagina's demands is not the same unless diseased. To better improve vaginal health needs nothing more than having a clean vagina bathed in soap and water. Expensive feminine products are not a necessity.

Aside from soap and water and eating good foods for the upkeep of vaginal health there are things you can do to freshen the genitals "safely." To better improve odor we have the good and bad things to be wary about.

Let's look at the common reasons why bad vaginal odors happen

Poor Hygiene
Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) a bacterial infection known for its distinct "fishy" smell
Yeast Infections may or may not cause odor
Some sexually transmitted diseases can cause smell but because some STD symptoms in women don't show, odor may not occur, still, if you've been exposed get tested.
Urine: If you're e wee is strong then cleanse after each visit to the toilet. If urine soaks pubic hair it absorbs it and when dry results in stale pee hence smell. Can I somehow weaken my urine so the smell is not quite as strong? Specific foods and drinks like coffee, tea, and spices can lead to urine strength. Remember what you eat is passed out the other end so think about this before stemming your hunger and quenching your thirst.

Sweat: If sweat smothers the genitals it leaves that greasy slithery feeling around the vagina and anus. This is most unhealthy. The gooey matter should be removed as soon as possible. Carry non-scented baby wipes to remove sweaty slime from the genitals. In the hot months consider shaving pubic hair off to combat the pee and sweat problem. If you decide to remove pubic hair it doesn't mean you get out of washing the vagina as much, it simply means less to wash.

Urine and sweat are common causes of a smelly vagina. The vagina is a self cleaning and odorless organ which don't need douching because it's constantly flushing itself out all the time. Nonetheless odor-producing bacteria can increase on the vulva and need to be cleaned off frequently to prevent vaginal inflection and smell.

If the vaginal odor you're trying to rid isn't budging even after trying every solution then we could be looking at infection as the problem. If it's a fishy smelling odor then it's likely its bacterial vaginosis - a condition caused by an overgrowth of various bacteria. Depending on severity trying to better improve the smell of the vagina could prove to be difficult if affected by this condition without medical attention. A regular symptom of BV is discharge which normally appears white-grey color and brings the fishy odor. BV discharge tends to be heaviest after a period and sex. It's not known for itch or soreness around the vagina/vulva like some other vaginal infections.

Health of the vagina and smell are influenced by overall lifestyle, diet and weight.

Eat a healthy well balanced diet.

Stop smoking and drinking alcohol and using drugs

Avoid spicy foods if possible

Eat natural products and drink plenty of water

Because infections such as yeasts are found in the intestine, it is vital after using the loo to wipe the vagina heading backwards to the anus.

Avoid tight garments and specific fabrics which contain a high percentage of synthetic fibers, namely nylon.

Unchanged sanitary pads and tampons can create a nasty smell

Use a condom and a spermicidal to lessen the odds in catching an infection/disease.

Are you at this point more concerned about vaginal yeast infections than that of wanting to better improve the smell of your vagina, if so symptoms to look out for are?

Itchy vulva combined with irritation and redness around the vagina. Depending how severe the yeast infection is the vulva can swell and see fissures which causes discharge to turn white and thicken.

Women usually want to better improve the smell of their vagina because they're paranoid over other people noticing they smell. You can make yourself sick with worry if you keep on thinking you smell "down there. Under normal circumstances no one, no matter how close cannot smell your vagina. Puberty comes with all sorts of changes - including body shape and the way you smell. These changes are natural and a normal part of becoming a woman and nothing to worry about or be ashamed of.

As long as the genital area is kept clean it will stay fresh. Wash the vagina every morning and freshen up throughout the day when necessary. If you shower daily then substitute for a long soak in the bath during your periods, it will help soothe menstrual cramps. You can like other women cure your own vaginal yeast infection naturally without having to see a doctor, but still under medic supervision. If embarrassment prevents you from visiting your GP then below is the ideal solution for you.

Did you know when you treat your own vaginal infection you rid vaginal odour at the same time.

http://kacycarr.wrytestuff.com/swa52...nal-Smells.htm

[pornmasta]

With black radishes the smell is literaly evil

[garce]

Originally Posted by ShoeBox

thanks for the quality update

You expected something else?

[JFK]

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

so you eat the cheap green ones I presume?
the white ones do not have any odor.

what, are you prejudiced against Green ????

[papill0n]

[CurrentlySober]

Post APPROVED !!!!

Now, with that said, may we discuss your faeces?

[travs]

My urine smells good after I drank a bottle of Drakkar

[v4 media]

It's when you forget you've eaten them and happily watch the flow until the waft hits you.

anyway what you doing eating them now, not the season and imported ones taste crap.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by v4 media

It's when you forget you've eaten them and happily watch the flow until the waft hits you.

anyway what you doing eating them now, not the season and imported ones taste crap.

The imported greens ones atm are very good.

[grzepa]

Lucky you.The smell and frequency of farts after eating fresh vegetables is also nice.

[CyberHustler]

[Colo_bitch]

lol interesting indeed

[Jman]

Do you also like the taste of your cum after eating a lot of Pineapple?

To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen.

Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

Passing The Taste Test

It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water.

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.

The Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.

One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.

Be Consistent For The Best Benefits
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.

A Drink Recepie For Tasty Seed
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.