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Just Doing My Own Thing
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What's your "Thing" when looking for a partner?
Mine is redheads and big noses - Also suits...
They are not strict rules of course - Ginger, Jewish lawyers are not as common as you would think ![]()
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no cock for me please is no1 preference
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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![]() No cock on this one....
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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![]() She hasn't got one - yet...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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A Vagina...
But failing that, at least I know how to present myself, in London on the 17th, to maximise my chances... |
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Femcams.com
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Easy anything that moves
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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A ginger wig and some of those comedy Marx Bros glasses?
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Unregistered Abuser
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I don't even know anymore... my needs change. But a natural vagina is a must.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Mental problems, apparently ...
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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working on my tan
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I had a friend like that - The madder the better....
He couldn't see it until we gave him the stats - Every one of his exes was in prison or on a locked ward.
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A sense of humour. If you can't keep up with my rampant wit, what's the point?
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I dont look, I let them find me.
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Tits. Bigger the better!
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Looking over my track record... physically I seem to go for taller than average, thin (no gut), pasty white guys with a notable preference for some stubble on the face.
Mentally... intelligence, snarky sense of humor, geeky, quirky, and somehow "different" from the norm. I hate manly men, jocks, rednecks, gym rats, typical executive types, etc. |
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A Pulse...sometimes
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I need a beer
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I'm not fussy anymore
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![]() Ha! I definitely prefer submissive in many ways because I'm an "alpha female" when it comes to my household and my career but sexually I like a man who knows what he wants and takes it.
I find that men who can appreciate my control outside the bedroom get a thrill out of taking it from me IN the bedroom. |
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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1)warm
2)pulse 3)nice ass |
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porn cartoonist
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I can't... I'm married.
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Make STACK$
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tits and tight puss
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So Fucking Lame
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Pretty much my only requirements are that they don't have red hair or big noses.
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I go for the sweetheart who is kind, honest, loyal, loving, caring, affectionate, the kind of girl who's heart would break if she saw me in pain, and vice versa. A girl who doesn't have to be beautiful on the outside but beautiful on the inside. Beauty fades but if I find a girl who truly has a warm loving heart, who will love me for all my flaws, my heart will be hers forever. And she will know that she will be the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of when I close my eyes every day until the last time my eyes shut for eternity. That is the partner I am searching for which has eluded me thus far - Nick (EliteWebmaster)
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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availability, thats what you all are looking for, oh yea and a heartbeat.
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Fake Nick 1.0
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A B User
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And if they don't have enough of their own, I'm happy to share mine...
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Her mother must own a liquor store.
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