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Tips of the year: Don't piss off Police Officers in Florida AND Avoid Italian Women with nice bodies
You're welcome, in advance.
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Aren't you in jail for DUI yet?
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You sure do have a lot of run-ins with the cops. I can assure you that falls on nobody but yourself and nobody needs your advice.
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![]() That's life, though ... You want to be a little risky sometimes, you have to pay the price for it. I still don't agree 100% with my first arrest of this year and I'm fighting it. |
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italian girls are fucking crazy
with u on that one
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pics of that Italian cutie or gtfo
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I dated an Italian girl one time..what a temper on her
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I am not 100% sure on this but most of us manage to go our entire life without being arrested. .
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i love italian women
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Sometimes its worth it
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Without knowing the details i'm 100% sure you are wrong. And not the police. I've seen this behaviour over and over again. A person gets into trouble all the time and always blames someone else. It's never their fault. I never get into trouble. I must be very lucky right? |
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Well excuse me for not carrying a purse and falling in line 100% of the time you fucking perfect slipper wearing dickhole.
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Yeah and a lot of people find themselves in a meat grinder over something they had nothing to do with. Not saying that it happened to me, but it can and does happen to all types of people. |
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She looks like a rectangle with a pair of tits...that's definitely not worth getting stressed or in trouble over.
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Pathetic waste of space.
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What about cops with nice bodies ??
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I didn't really get into trouble over her, but she's definitely not the goddess she thinks she is. She thinks she's a big deal because she can get drugs from the neighbor for fucking him. I'm like shit bitch 300lb swamp thing looking bitches blow for dope all the time.. lol. I told her to move to a trailer park. My ex had a better body, tits were a little smaller but better nipples, much better ass.. and hers was all real. Too bad she got sick and went insane. ![]() They were both Italian and right at 40.. so the lesson is... avoid 40 year old Italian woman. Nah but this one I really liked her son. He is adorable. Poor kid. I stuck around because of him. I really thought I could get her through her issues, and she is a good person when she's straight. Or use to be. While she was on her benders or popping pills her son and I would go to the pool or for ice cream. Ha!! He would say adorable shit like "mommy is a stupid bitch" or he would curse and then say "don't tell mommy" and start laughing maniacally. I would tell him he better stop cursing. Ha ha ha!! The kid is a little heart breaker. When she was at her worst he would often tell me things like "I'm sorry mommy is bad to you" and "I wish you didn't have to go away". It was so sad. Especially when he was afraid of her... and when we were fighting over him every time she was wasted and trying to drive him somewhere in the middle of the night. Sigh. It is a shame that people like her get to be a mother. |
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My favorite lady friend EVER, she is one, now.. 5'4/120 all muscle with huge real tits and a fat juicy ass and the nicest pussy and asshole I've ever seen.. face of an angel, several degrees. . . just amazing.. Plus she's even bi!! I can't believe I stopped talking with her. And NOW she won't talk to me
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