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Old 01-12-2013, 10:08 AM   #1
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Yo Swirlscunt, who are you gonna blame for this?
Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

Your shit is broken:
http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
There is always something broken on your site.
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:10 AM   #2
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Look at this shit:
http://www.saraswirls.com/galleries/ss89-2008.html

Listen, do this: Pay someone who knows his shit to go over your site and fix everything. It's one big clusterfuck.
Now i understand this can happen but apparently your site has been around for a long time already. It still looks like it's made by a retarded 12 year old 3 days ago.
If you fix your shit you can stop blaming everyone for your lack of signups. Yes, it really is this simple.
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:12 AM   #3
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If you wouldn't be such a psycho bitch and would not have blamed innocent parties for your own fuck ups all the time i would've helped you. But now, nah, fuck you.
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:20 AM   #4
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Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:24 AM   #5
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Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?
Then what is she paying for exactly?
Nothing on that site works. Plus it's slow as fuck. Maybe the images are huge or the server is slow. Not sure, didn't check.
I'm pretty sure i could find 10 reasons within 2 minutes why people won't sign up.
I think most people can.
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:24 AM   #6
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:28 AM   #7
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Sites a total mess.
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:33 AM   #8
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You mean you haven't heard of the Distorted Thumbs Throttled To 100KB/s niche?
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:34 AM   #9
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So what is the use of her being around?
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:57 AM   #10
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:04 AM   #11
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:05 AM   #12
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Haha that was so weird.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:26 AM   #13
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Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

Your shit is broken:
http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
There is always something broken on your site.
You know the entire site just got replaced with new script and everything. You are finding these broken links from the old affiliate page URL which we added back so existing affiliates could still access the gallery URL's etc.

There are 1000's of old pages that no longer exist. It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.

What are you talking about thumbs? Looks fine to me ;)
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:47 AM   #14
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:00 PM   #15
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Imagine what they would be with the join button above the fold.
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:11 PM   #16
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It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.
You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

Uhm... ok.

Good job?

Bye bye search traffic, genius.
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:27 PM   #17
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You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

Uhm... ok.

Good job?

Bye bye search traffic, genius.
ummm... who 301 redirects 1000 pages?

I think there are 30 or so 301 redirects on the pages I wanted to..

I'm out of this thread, lol. It has been a couple weeks now, maybe 3, traffic is up 50% from before Christmas.

I think some of you should actually look at this site, see what happened, and likely replicate it. I'm not going to explain what happened and why it is of huge importance to the success of this site.
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