Walk the Red Carpet with NALEM ... XBIZawards 2013 [photos] - GoFuckYourself.com

NALEM · 01-13-2013, 04:08 PM

The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line. However I did see some fresh faces I never seen before. Either that or I don't watch enough porn on the tubes.

The fact that it was indoors was perfect

considering this time of year it is very cold for everyone working it. Previous venues Palladium and the Hanger @ Santa Monica Airport where to far for many to commute to, and non industry members where able to walk right up to the event. Century Plaza Hotel offers a great venue location to have it, considering everything from Valet/parking to the layout of the Grand Ballroom showcasing the actual XBIZ awards ceremony.

Its no easy task to organize these events, so hats off

to the entire XBIZ crew and support vendors for pulling this off.

For those of you that know the girls of porn, feel free to share their stage names here. Thanks!

XBIZ Awards 2013 Photos

Dirty F · 01-13-2013, 04:29 PM

Quite ironic how someone with such horrible photography skills starts a photo site.

WuTang · 01-13-2013, 04:37 PM

Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.

Dirty F · 01-13-2013, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.

A totally clueless idiot.

2013 · 01-13-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

Never heard of this guy. Probably with good reason.

not to mention in jfk/baddog pics all the companies / webmasters are smiling in nalem's pics they are like who the fuck is this guy ( oh he's the asshole that charges for pix and vids to be taken down from that really ugly site nalem )

L-Pink · 01-13-2013, 07:01 PM

What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?

2013 · 01-13-2013, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?

take a bad photo

yuu.design · 01-14-2013, 06:00 AM

awesome pics dude!

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?

Answer the call, and use the other phone to take the picture.

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Originally Posted by yuu

awesome pics dude!

Thank You Yuu!

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Originally Posted by pornopete

What do you mean he is a horrible photographer? His photos look exactly like the instructional pamphlet that came with his sony cybershot point and shoot camera say they should.

You are mistaken PornoPete. The photographer didn't use the Sony Cybershot this time.
He tried the Disposable Camera by Fuji. We are quite impressed.

2013 · 01-14-2013, 11:19 AM

2013 · 01-14-2013, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 2013

This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem

seeandsee · 01-14-2013, 11:21 AM

i like the babes!

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 2013

This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem

Thanks for bumping 2013.

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

i like the babes!

Good news: it means you are straight !!!

XBIZ Awards >>> CLICK HERE

just a punk · 01-14-2013, 11:38 AM

Ah FleshLight, that famous sponsor of pornolab.net? Cool!

DamianJ · 01-14-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

Good news: it means you are straight !!!

Homophobic *and* talentless and stupid. Wow.

mechanicvirus · 01-14-2013, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

[SIZE="3"]The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line. However I did see some fresh faces I never seen before. Either that or I don't watch enough porn on the tubes.

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XBIZ Awards 2013 Photos

You work in porn and don't know who Kayden Kross is? Get out.

mechanicvirus · 01-14-2013, 11:54 AM

I will pay someone $1000 to get NALEM's IP banned here for life.

2MuchMark · 01-14-2013, 11:58 AM

Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?

Quote:

The Red carpet was a cluster fu*k choked with people who has no reason to walk the line.

The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.

kyro · 01-14-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

not to mention in jfk/baddog pics all the companies / webmasters are smiling in nalem's pics they are like who the fuck is this guy ( oh he's the asshole that charges for pix and vids to be taken down from that really ugly site nalem )

that sucks so he charges people to take their pictures off of his site? what a pos

kyro · 01-14-2013, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?

The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.

Mark it is not like you to insult people.

GonZo · 01-14-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?

The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.

Maybe this is why someone else is sponsored by search.xxx ? Instead of this moron?

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 12:42 PM

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 12:53 PM

Dirty F · 01-14-2013, 01:11 PM

Nalem, you still don't get it? Everyone here thinks you're a fucking idiot and wishes you would piss off. Take the fucking hint you dumb loser.

discounts.xxx · 01-14-2013, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

This train wreck photo was taken in black and white and still has better quality than most if not all of your photos from nalem

hahaha wowww gutlesss

kyro · 01-14-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by discounts.xxx

hahaha wowww gutlesss

what is discounts.xxx ?

Lykos · 01-14-2013, 01:32 PM

Good looking ladies

Dirty F · 01-14-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro

Mark it is not like you to insult people.

Finally he is growing up. Soon he'll be a real man.

2013 · 01-14-2013, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Ok, you know what Nalem? Fuck you in the neck. Who the fuck do you think you are by starting this thread with this epic line?

The industry is made up of all kinds of people in front and behind the camera. You have zero credibility and now you think you can shit on people too?

Here's another thing: Some IDIOT in a NALEM SHIRT did not stop fucking around with his camera during the Billing Seminar at Xbiz. He sat in the front row, and couldn't figure out why his pictures were too dark. Why? His camera was turned sideways with his Flash pointing away from his subject (the panel). This person sat there for over 25 minutes while he shot, adjusted, shot, scractched his head, and blinded the left side of the audience with his stupid flash. CLEARLY UNPROFESSIONAL. He was pissing off the panel and everyone else around him. I regret not saying anything at the time.

Which one of these idiots above was it?

DamianJ · 01-14-2013, 02:09 PM

Buster Brown is the biggest cock I've ever met in the industry. He was begging everyone he could find for drugs.

BlackAndBlue · 01-14-2013, 02:23 PM

So why isn't it Nalem.xxx, since you're tight with Stewart Lawley? Did he cut you off the money teet?

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 02:34 PM

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 02:38 PM

Kovachi · 01-14-2013, 02:43 PM

Does anyone else remember Nalem's other failed project, seizethedomain.com ?

He had some of the worst domains ever registered.

I really believe Alex is retarded.

xNetworx · 01-14-2013, 02:51 PM

Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks

2013 · 01-14-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks

NALEM · 01-14-2013, 04:12 PM

Click Here 4 More Photos

Dirty F · 01-14-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

Click Here 4 More Photos

Nobody gives a shit you moron.

TisMe · 01-14-2013, 04:18 PM

So who's sponsoring this nalum retard to take bad pics this year?

Smut · 01-14-2013, 04:19 PM

Who is this clown? I've seen his shitty spam on other forums also. He's a poser JFK and failing miserably at it. Does anyone even work with this guy?

NaughtyVisions · 01-14-2013, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks

Sometimes when I'm shooting stuff, be it a model or my son's martial arts belt tests, I'll go fucking crazy and shoot like a motherfucker. But I don't send out or put up all of those pics. If any little thing looks off, eye(s) closed, mouth or face in a position that makes the subject look like they suffered a bout of bell's palsy, or anything at all that just looks odd to me, that pic gets deleted. If I shoot 300 pics of a 10 minute belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. If I shoot 10 pics of a 10 minutes belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. That's simply a photographer's job.

If you're not prepared to inspect your work before displaying it (and take into consideration if it could be embarassing to the subject if candids), then put the fucking camera down.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-14-2013, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

I know this girl, she was in my room last night. We made out but I only got to third base with her.

xNetworx · 01-14-2013, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Sometimes when I'm shooting stuff, be it a model or my son's martial arts belt tests, I'll go fucking crazy and shoot like a motherfucker. But I don't send out or put up all of those pics. If any little thing looks off, eye(s) closed, mouth or face in a position that makes the subject look like they suffered a bout of bell's palsy, or anything at all that just looks odd to me, that pic gets deleted. If I shoot 300 pics of a 10 minute belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. If I shoot 10 pics of a 10 minutes belt test, I go through and inspect EVERY picture. That's simply a photographer's job.

If you're not prepared to inspect your work before displaying it (and take into consideration if it could be embarassing to the subject if candids), then put the fucking camera down.

I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi

kyro · 01-14-2013, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Finally he is growing up. Soon he'll be a real man.

no he will always be a suck up pussy

kyro · 01-14-2013, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

So who's sponsoring this nalum retard to take bad pics this year?

Nalem always has been and will always continue to be self promoted. the only company stupid enough to pay him was xxx. he is a trust fund baby and shooting is his hobby. he doesnt make any money from it.

kyro · 01-14-2013, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kovachi

Does anyone else remember Nalem's other failed project, seizethedomain.com ?

He had some of the worst domains ever registered.

I really believe Alex is retarded.

^^^ this ^^^

TisMe · 01-14-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro

... he doesnt make any money from it.

Considering how bad the pics have been he's still overpaid.

NaughtyVisions · 01-14-2013, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

Fucking really? The subject is looking down. If you're going to show the subject looking down, you have to show what the fuck she is looking at/doing so it doesn't look retarded. As it stands...what is she doing? Digging in her purse? Signing an autograph? Looking and laughing at the photog's penis? Looking at her pedicure?

I think what's worse than the picture itself is the fact that you display it proudly like it's a fucking masterpiece.

NaughtyVisions · 01-14-2013, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi

Are there any webmaster-eating-sushi fetishists around? Perhaps he can start a paysite for them...

Dirty F · 01-14-2013, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

I've seen 5 page galleries of the same 5 or 6 porn goons eating sushi

How fucking annoying must that be while you're eating.

01-13-2013, 04:08 PM	#1
NALEM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Where ever Delta flies Posts: 3,133	Walk the Red Carpet with NALEM ... XBIZawards 2013 [photos] The Red carpet was a cluster fuk choked with people who has no reason to walk the line. However I did see some fresh faces I never seen before. Either that or I don't watch enough porn on the tubes. The fact that it was indoors was perfect considering this time of year it is very cold for everyone working it. Previous venues Palladium and the Hanger @ Santa Monica Airport where to far for many to commute to, and non industry members where able to walk right up to the event. Century Plaza Hotel offers a great venue location to have it, considering everything from Valet/parking to the layout of the Grand Ballroom showcasing the actual XBIZ awards ceremony. Its no easy task to organize these events, so hats off to the entire XBIZ crew and support vendors for pulling this off. For those of you that know the girls of porn, feel free to share their stage names here. Thanks! XBIZ Awards 2013 Photos __________________ "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."*

01-14-2013, 06:00 AM	#8
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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Quite ironic how someone with such horrible photography skills starts a photo site.

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01-13-2013, 07:01 PM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	What do you do if you are taking a photo and the phone rings?

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2013 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: lollling Posts: 4,390

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,377	Ah FleshLight, that famous sponsor of pornolab.net? Cool!

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Nalem, you still don't get it? Everyone here thinks you're a fucking idiot and wishes you would piss off. Take the fucking hint you dumb loser.

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Kovachi So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 400	Does anyone else remember Nalem's other failed project, seizethedomain.com ? He had some of the worst domains ever registered. I really believe Alex is retarded.

01-14-2013, 02:51 PM	#35
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Hey industry photogs, unless I pose for a photo, I really get annoyed when I find a candid shot on your site of me eating a slice of pizza or I have one eye half shut. Was that really interesting enough to put on the web? Pick and choose your shots instead of shooting a bazillion pics of anything and everything like a child with severe ADHD. Thanks

01-14-2013, 04:12 PM	#37
NALEM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Where ever Delta flies Posts: 3,133	Click Here 4 More Photos __________________ "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed." Last edited by NALEM; 01-14-2013 at 04:20 PM..

01-14-2013, 04:18 PM	#39
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	So who's sponsoring this nalum retard to take bad pics this year?

01-14-2013, 04:19 PM	#40
Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 654	Who is this clown? I've seen his shitty spam on other forums also. He's a poser JFK and failing miserably at it. Does anyone even work with this guy?