Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 01-14-2013, 10:08 PM   #1
GrantMercury
Confirmed User
 
GrantMercury's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 1,626
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

SAN DIEGO?Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed Thursday that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed.

?After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me,? said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. ?It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if I?m ever in that situation, I won?t have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. I?ll be able to use my gorilla to defend myself.?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gor...a-attac,30860/
GrantMercury is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2013, 04:06 AM   #2
loopardo
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: around...
Posts: 81
thats funny
__________________
___
loopardo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks

Tags
funny, gorilla, onion



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.