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Google Expert · 02-26-2013, 09:01 AM

excellent movie.

IMO, only low IQ morons would claim it as 'boring'.

xNetworx · 02-26-2013, 09:05 AM

Is that your company in your sig?

L-Pink · 02-26-2013, 09:43 AM

It wuz boaring.

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Bryan G · 02-26-2013, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

excellent movie.

IMO, only low IQ morons would claim it as 'boring'.

What exactly made it so intellectual then?

Rob · 02-26-2013, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

excellent movie.

IMO, only low IQ morons would claim it as 'boring'.

That move was as thought provoking as a conversation with a cantaloupe. I didn't completely dislike it, I disliked the fact that it insulted my intelligence and had to draw out torture scenes to get one fucking dude's name. No reason for a torture scene to last 20 minutes other than to add shock factor and increase the movie play time.

I'm no member of Mensa, but I thought the moving was as boring as jerking off to an episodes of Friends, while waiting for that one magical moment when Jennifer Aniston shows some side boob to blow a load.

JamesChoopa · 02-26-2013, 10:50 AM

I thought it was good, not great. Some great moments in the movie sure but it wasn't mind blowingly great overall. With that said, I'd still recommend it to people to see. I enjoyed it.

bronco67 · 02-26-2013, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

That move was as thought provoking as a conversation with a cantaloupe. I didn't completely dislike it, I disliked the fact that it insulted my intelligence and had to draw out torture scenes to get one fucking dude's name. No reason for a torture scene to last 20 minutes other than to add shock factor and increase the movie play time.

I'm no member of Mensa, but I thought the moving was as boring as jerking off to an episodes of Friends, while waiting for that one magical moment when Jennifer Aniston shows some side boob to blow a load.

The torture scenes needed to be there. One major point of the movie was about the stark difference between tactics pre and post "enhanced interrogations". After Obama came down the with the prohibition against torture, more outside the box thinking was required, and that's exactly what they did -- and it worked.

So in the end it was a combination of both methods. The torture bothered me also, but that was the point. It was supposed to bother you, and it obviously did. You can't make a statement about something repellent by glancing over it. The director put it in our faces for a reason because the movie is anti-torture.

bronco67 · 02-26-2013, 11:24 AM

We need a porn movie called Zero Dark Squirty.

Heath · 02-26-2013, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

What exactly made it so intellectual then?

I'm curious of the answer to this myself.

As a person with an extremely high IQ. It sucked for the most part. A few good scenes and the rest was boring.

bronco67 · 02-26-2013, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Populace

I'm curious of the answer to this myself.

As a person with an extremely high IQ. .

Your IQ is high in anything other writing complete sentences.

2intense · 02-26-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Populace

I'm curious of the answer to this myself.

As a person with an extremely high IQ.

ask FATFOO

Sarah_Jayne · 02-26-2013, 01:31 PM

It wasn't boring but it wasn't enthralling either. Perhaps if I had never watched the news around the time of his death or read anything about torture it would have had a harder impact on me.

The acting and directing was good but not anything I felt like raving about afterwards.

The female character is interesting because from what I understand the woman it is based on is also the woman who inspired Homeland. She, is somebody I would like to see a proper documentary on one day.

dehash · 02-26-2013, 01:41 PM

Not impressed at all. Watch "Unthinkable" - hardcore.

Rochard · 02-26-2013, 02:08 PM

I thought the first half sucked. We didn't need to see five years of torture to see how we got to the end mission.

They could have covered the first five years in ten minutes - because it was boring shit - half hour on the decision to go and the training, then forty-five minutes on the ground.

EddyTheDog · 02-26-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

.....IMO, only low IQ morons would claim it as 'boring'.

When people make comments like this I hope they are joking?

Penny24Seven · 02-26-2013, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

That move was as thought provoking as a conversation with a cantaloupe. I didn't completely dislike it, I disliked the fact that it insulted my intelligence and had to draw out torture scenes to get one fucking dude's name. No reason for a torture scene to last 20 minutes other than to add shock factor and increase the movie play time.

I'm no member of Mensa, but I thought the moving was as boring as jerking off to an episodes of Friends, while waiting for that one magical moment when Jennifer Aniston shows some side boob to blow a load.

hahahaha great review!

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	It wasn't boring but it wasn't enthralling either. Perhaps if I had never watched the news around the time of his death or read anything about torture it would have had a harder impact on me. The acting and directing was good but not anything I felt like raving about afterwards. The female character is interesting because from what I understand the woman it is based on is also the woman who inspired Homeland. She, is somebody I would like to see a proper documentary on one day.