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Old 03-01-2013, 03:18 AM   #1
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List your 5 worst disadvantages and your 5 best advantages

This could be interesting if you morons will add yours, too

Me

Disadvantages

1. I'm short as hell, I stand 5'5"
2. I'm white and poor (that's like being black 40 years ago)
3. I don't know many people or want to
4. I don't fit into society too well
5. I don't like to have a set schedule or be awake in the day

Advantages

1. I'm handsome as all hell
2. I have a very raw clear view of humanity
3. I'm completely free of typical male bullshit
4. I'm confident when I'm right and freely easily admit to being wrong
5. I don't have to conform to societal nonsense or status
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:21 AM   #2
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This could be interesting if you morons will add yours, too

Me

Disadvantages

1. I'm short as hell, I stand 5'5"
2. I'm white and poor (that's like being black 40 years ago)
3. I don't know many people or want to
4. I don't fit into society too well
5. I don't like to have a set schedule or be awake in the day

MORE DISADVANTAGES

1. I'm NOT handsome as all hell
2. I have a very raw clear view of humanity, but basically think of everyone as a moron
3. I'm completely free of having a typical male penis, i have none
4. I'm confident when I'm wrong and not when I am right and never admit to being wrong
5. I don't have to conform to societal nonsense or status, but i purposely go against it, even when it makes sense
Where are the advantages? Just 10 disadvantages? Damn you suck!
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:38 AM   #3
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This could be interesting if you morons will add yours, too

Me

Disadvantages

1. I'm short as hell, I stand 5'5"
2. I'm white and poor (that's like being black 40 years ago)
3. I don't know many people or want to
4. I don't fit into society too well
5. I don't like to have a set schedule or be awake in the day

Advantages

1. I'm handsome as all hell
2. I have a very raw clear view of humanity
3. I'm completely free of typical male bullshit
4. I'm confident when I'm right and freely easily admit to being wrong
5. I don't have to conform to societal nonsense or status
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:45 AM   #4
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2. I'm white and poor
I thought you were a broke ass loser and you said you were rolling in the bucks
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Old 03-01-2013, 08:04 AM   #5
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Disadvantages:
1) I am smarter than most people
2) I can easily tell when someone is full of shit, so I immediately call them out then I become the asshole
3) due to my exteme sexiness, woman throw themselves at me so it is very hard to date anyone because they become very jealous
4) Friends and family are jealous with my net worth so they don't want to come over to my house and have to see my awesome cars and toys
5) I am only getting more awesome

Advantages:
1) I can cook
2) everything I touch turns to gold
3) my smile makes women melt and men fall in love
4) I have a great nak for learning complicated tasks quickly and easily
5) I am only getting more awesome

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Old 03-01-2013, 02:47 PM   #6
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I thought you were a broke ass loser and you said you were rolling in the bucks
When the FUCK did I say I had any money left?

Get your facts straight or put the keyboard down
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:49 PM   #7
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Where are the advantages? Just 10 disadvantages? Damn you suck!
Your last edit doesn't even make sense

5. I don't have to conform to societal nonsense or status, but i purposely go against it, even when it makes sense

This implies that I purposely go against it "even when it makes sense" to do so
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:50 PM   #8
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When the FUCK did I say I had any money left?

Get your facts straight or put the keyboard down
Yeah, seriously. Put the keyboard down. I would imagine it's hard to type on while holding it in the air.
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