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Old 03-28-2013, 03:14 AM   #1
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Bill and Hilary Clinton - JOKE

Hilary is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant.

She is furious and can't believe this has happened. She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming:

"How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!!! How could you???!!! I just found out I am pregnant and it is your fault!!! How could you??? What have you got to say???"

There is nothing but silence on the phone. She screams again: "CAN YOU HEAR ME???

Bill's quiet voice comes on in a barely audible whisper..."Who is this???"
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:29 AM   #2
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Haha! Bit out of date but I like it.
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:32 AM   #3
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:11 AM   #4
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pretty funny!
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:27 AM   #5
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:34 AM   #6
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Haha! Bit out of date but I like it.
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:56 PM   #7
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:16 PM   #8
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Old 03-28-2013, 05:58 PM   #11
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If my wife wasn't human I would have let that large chested intern blow me, too. Only difference is I would tell my wife about it. And the nation. I'd just say - well - my intern blows me sometime, deal with it, I'm keeping the money right.. which he was.
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