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View Poll Results: IF your wife / GF shat the bed... | |||
Forgive her...? |
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10 | 35.71% |
Finish with her...? |
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3 | 10.71% |
Roll about in it, and then post pics on GFY? |
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15 | 53.57% |
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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If your wife / GF was asleep in the same bed as you...
& She shat the bed...
Would you... ? |
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Do Fun Shit.
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My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...
Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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I take it you like Poo ??? ![]()
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I'll file divorce asap!
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So Fucking What
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and after we're done we can try to pee the stains off the bed
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I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?
My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer... In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you ![]() I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL |
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So Fucking What
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Chafed.
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Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!
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That's not a chick, thats a tranny!
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boom chicka wah wah
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roll in it ftw
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there we go
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too cool for highschool
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after rough anal?
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![]() To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus... Just that I was sat across from yah... TBH, We didnt speak... But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!! I'd have been thrown off the bus!!! LOL Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night... It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL (Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL ) |
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If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person... ![]() |
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Board 'Burped' Dupe post !
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"Assassins"
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Shit happens yo.
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I'd make her eat it...
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Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face... But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'.. Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian ![]() |
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I'm going for a nap now! ![]() PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL |
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A friend of mine's GF shit on him once. They were on a cruise and she got the norwalk virus which makes you shit and puke for about 24 hours. They were asleep and she woke up having to shit (I've had the norwalk, when you feel it you have got right then) she tried to crawl over him to get to the bed (why she wasn't sleeping on the outside nobody knows) and she ended up shitting all over him.
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That is gross.
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New low..
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EEEWWWW NASTY!!!
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Well... I rubbed her nose in it, and said 'BAD GIRL' in an authoritative tone of voice...
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Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!
But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm.. Branding goes out the window !!! EEEWWWWHHH ! ![]() |
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Girls are nice,they dont do that
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you found right place to discuss your personal troubles man ;)
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Post the pics!
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I'd forgive her and buy her a cork
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Hey, you're the guy that was once married to Layla Jade aren't you? Is that what happened to cause the split by any chance?
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lets just say that relationship didn't last long... girls don't shit. or burp. they just don't do it.
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Ahahahahahaha! Reason enough to fuck her in the ass...
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how sick are you? i mean how Sick are you!
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I need a beer
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I would sleep on the couch
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Thats not really normal, is that??
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That scene was the first thing that popped in my head! Great movie.
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