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Old 05-02-2013, 02:01 PM   #1
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What would you do if you ran into her in a dark alley?




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Old 05-02-2013, 02:04 PM   #2
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Old 05-02-2013, 02:05 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2013, 02:07 PM   #4
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Old 05-02-2013, 02:10 PM   #5
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:15 PM   #6
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Depends...does 'she' pee standing up?
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:23 PM   #7
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:26 PM   #8
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:33 PM   #9
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:37 PM   #10
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:54 PM   #11
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I would say, damn, you have a masculine face.
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:58 PM   #12
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:35 PM   #13
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In a New York dark alley? I'd say "Hey lady, see that guy over there? He just mugged me, can you go bodyslam him a couple times and get my wallet back for me?"

Then I'd take her out for a burger and a fuck.
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:40 PM   #15
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:36 PM   #17
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:22 PM   #19
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In a New York dark alley? I'd say "Hey lady, see that guy over there? He just mugged me, can you go bodyslam him a couple times and get my wallet back for me?"

Then I'd take her out for a burger and a fuck.
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:34 PM   #20
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:35 PM   #21
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nice thighs (on the sport aspect)


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I would call JuIcY !!!!
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:49 PM   #22
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Old 05-02-2013, 08:57 PM   #23
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This reminds me of what the Jersey version of FTV Girls would look like

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Old 05-02-2013, 09:08 PM   #24
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:34 AM   #25
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:49 AM   #26
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:17 AM   #27
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I'd probably ask her for tips on how to improve my bench press.
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:29 AM   #28
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:06 AM   #29
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:06 AM   #30
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