How many assault rifles do you own? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 12-19-2015, 05:48 AM

If you dont have at least 5 assault rifles you are a liberal pussy! When the zombie apocolypse comes Im gonna kick some serious fucking ass! FUCK YEAH!

SIK · 12-19-2015, 05:49 AM

just my DICK

MetaMan · 12-19-2015, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

just my DICK

I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

Walk on water - Jesus Christ

just a punk · 12-19-2015, 05:55 AM

I have some real serious arsenal:

MetaMan · 12-19-2015, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I have some real serious arsenal:

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME!

I live life like I'm in a video game. ON EDGE 24 fucking 7. Ready to fly off the friggin handle at the drop of a pin. I'M SILLY! I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

USA USA!

madawgz · 12-19-2015, 06:38 AM

I got all my assault rifles down in the dm.

SBJ · 12-19-2015, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

USA USA!

Brings a whole new meaning to "leggo my Eggo!"

slapass · 12-19-2015, 07:04 AM

None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

MetaMan · 12-19-2015, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

You Sir I SALUTE!

I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-19-2015, 07:19 AM

This is your brain on drugs.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-19-2015, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

You just said none you admit to them you admitted to a stocked shelter lol.

MetaMan · 12-19-2015, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

This is your brain on drugs.

My drug is adreneline. High as a fucking kite. My veins are constantly surging like a pitbull on steroids. Im like a wild dog off a chain. IM SILLY!

Coup · 12-19-2015, 07:23 AM

Trigger warning

Coup · 12-19-2015, 07:25 AM

May liberals be the first against the wall when the RaHoWa comes

DraX · 12-19-2015, 07:28 AM

Epic thread by the way, bookmarked for the up coming apocalypse.

SIK · 12-19-2015, 07:57 AM

I love that fella

slapass · 12-19-2015, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You Sir I SALUTE!

I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!

I am so with you. Until America wises up and takes away the freedoms from them, we have to be on guard. Also against America as they can come for our guns at any second. I am out as I need to go get more ammo.

Seth Manson · 12-19-2015, 01:30 PM

I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.

Clarketime · 12-19-2015, 01:37 PM

Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.

ErectMedia · 12-19-2015, 01:40 PM

0, real Negroes know Kung-Fu

NemesisEnforcer · 12-19-2015, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Clarketime

Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.

So that you know who not to piss off.

theking · 12-19-2015, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.

I usually prefer not to address faggots/trolls...but I know a number of people that do own one or more assault rifles. In fact I really find it not to be all of that uncommon. You are correct in thinking that many people...probably even the majority of people...do not really understand/know what an assault rifle actually is and do think that an AR15 or that all AK47's amongst many others are assault rifles...when in fact they are not.

mineistaken · 12-19-2015, 08:42 PM

I have zero and I am strongly anti liberal and strongly ant PC

mineistaken · 12-19-2015, 08:45 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

theking · 12-19-2015, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

Huh.....

Mr Pheer · 12-19-2015, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.

theking · 12-19-2015, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.

I think around $5,000 and up for an AK47 assault rifle is not uncommon. You are correct about the legal requirements for ownership of any assault rifle.

AaronM · 12-19-2015, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

Walk on water - Jesus Christ

Good luck.

deonbell · 12-19-2015, 10:38 PM

I only have one cuerno de chivo with an extra mag. My friend Chewy made for me. Not an assault rifle cause he had no sear for full auto. So my Cuerno de Chivo only has hole for hammer and for trigger, but not for sear.

atom · 12-19-2015, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Good luck.

damn, and I thought I had a lot of guns...

Rob · 12-19-2015, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Good luck.

I thought my collection was over the top.

Rob · 12-19-2015, 11:22 PM

Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

Rob · 12-19-2015, 11:23 PM

Oops...Sorry. Duplicate.

j3rkules · 12-20-2015, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

just my DICK

slapass · 12-20-2015, 05:22 PM

Only in America would people take this thread seriously....

AaronM · 12-20-2015, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

mineistaken · 12-20-2015, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yes they are.

That is your collection?

AaronM · 12-20-2015, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

That is your collection?

No. I just like standing in other people's vaults and taking photos of myself wearing GFY gear. I believe it demonstrates how small my dick really is.

I don't own any guns. They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual.

mineistaken · 12-20-2015, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual.

Peer of Mr. Prince

Role model of Mr. Crockett

2MuchMark · 12-20-2015, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

ArtificialTraffic · 12-21-2015, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

just my DICK

Your dick isn't assault rifle. It's .50 cal machine gun !!!

brassmonkey · 12-21-2015, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left???

MetaMan · 12-21-2015, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

THAT'S HOW REAL MEN ROLL!

Don't take shit from these liberal pussies who suck on the government tits.

When the zombie apocalypse comes im hunkering down WITH YOU!

MetaMan · 12-21-2015, 09:10 AM

You people should see my fucking closest. I got stacks of cammo pants ready for ANY FUCKIN terrain. Sand, Sleet, Snow, Jungle, City, Moon surface. I'm ready to move like a panther, creep and use my Call of Duty training at the drop of a pin to PROTECT MY FREEDOM! BIG DADDY! OOOOOOOOO BIG BIG DADDY! IM SO BAD, U SO BAD METAMAN, U SO BAD. OOO BIG DADDY METAMAN. IM YOUR DADDY!

Mediamix · 12-21-2015, 09:18 AM

I'm Dutch... I only have air rifles and crossbows. But I have a big dick and will fuck the enemy until they stop breathing.

PR_Glen · 12-21-2015, 09:20 AM

an arsenal without soldiers is just a cache for someone else. Strength really lies in community.

Penny24Seven · 12-21-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

We have the same BB gun. But for real holy shit

crockett · 12-21-2015, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

I'm suprised you don't have the floor nicely tiled and waxed so it's easy to clean up the jizz after you wank it to your collection.

I assume that's what you were doing in the first picture...

brassmonkey · 01-05-2016, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left???

well??

TrainWreckContent · 01-05-2016, 11:58 AM

i have a few but not nearly enough lol!!

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,626	None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	Oops...Sorry. Duplicate.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	You people should see my fucking closest. I got stacks of cammo pants ready for ANY FUCKIN terrain. Sand, Sleet, Snow, Jungle, City, Moon surface. I'm ready to move like a panther, creep and use my Call of Duty training at the drop of a pin to PROTECT MY FREEDOM! BIG DADDY! OOOOOOOOO BIG BIG DADDY! IM SO BAD, U SO BAD METAMAN, U SO BAD. OOO BIG DADDY METAMAN. IM YOUR DADDY!

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