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				The US is getting ridiculous. 8 year old suspended over gun ?.
			 
			… shaped pop-tart! 8 year old suspended from school because he chewed his pop-tart into the shape of a gun. WTF? Really? He chewed his food into the shape of a gun? WTF? Political correctness will be the death of this country yet. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
	"Welch got on the news after his March 1 suspension from Park Elementary School for the Pop-Tart incident. He was 7 then and denied trying to make the Pop-Tart look like a weapon." http://finance.yahoo.com/news/8-year...142034921.html .  | 
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		 the picture they have for that is perfect.  saw it yesterday 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 It's dumb, but then on the other side of the fence you have these kind of lunatics that own guns.. Hell he's probably even a "responsible" gun owner that bought them legally. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
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		 He didn't chew a serial number into it either. That kid's going dowwwwn. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
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		 just a matter of time now for 3d printed poptart guns. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i wrote this in a similar thread earlier today: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			something went wrong in this world... as kids we played cowboys and indians with toy guns and then we grew up and left the guns behind us. nowadays kids get detention because they have toy guns but once they grow up they buy an AR 15 and threaten everyone that tries to take it away from them 
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		 When I was young, I remember always hearing older people go on and on about what they got away with when they were kids. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Maybe he was suspended for eating a cinnamon and brown sugar pop tart, which we all know are inferior to S'mores flavored pop tarts. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 FYI: just because you don't like something doesn't mean it is true for everyone. you are not the smartest person in the world with the most amazing insight ever born on planet earth and only you can point out the issues and what we must to do be better people... okay? it's a VERY BIG world with many complex issues... BTW you know you are being heavily manipulated by the media correct? you do know that all the stats you base your opinion on are massaged by the media correct? why don't you do some independent study before you blindly hop on the intellectual left wing band wagon? just a thought.... ![]()  | 
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 I don't care if you disagree with me and I don't mind if someone has a logical stance on something that is at odds with mine. To each their own.. However if you try to tell me some guy named jesus road a dinosaur, or that anyone should be able to own a gun with no restrictions, then I'm going to call you nutts..  | 
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		 I have no problem with that. It's the price you pay for freedom. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 just think pink people are paying taxes for this kind of shit. pretty soon this shit is going to get violent. you cant keep just fucking people over and expect that shit to not have a ripple effect.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 "Park Elementary told parents it would give counseling to any children who needed it after the Pop-Tart incident. " 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Yea me too. I saw the news story (can I even call it that?) yesterday and was wondering what was this kid going to do kill them with sugary snacks? Those poor kids will be impacted for life over this little boys negligence. I mean how could he bring such violence into the schools. Hopefully they only allow him non shape able foods in the future. 
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			Stories like this prove that people don't know this already so I guess I'll be the person to say it. A pop tart is not a gun. Could a pop tart with the face of Jesus outbid a pop tart in the shape of a gun? WWJD? 
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			But here's a companion story that's really disgusting. It shows what the NRA really is. Just like the tobacco lobby, preying on the young to get a life long member they can count on to keep them alive. http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/0...ership-to-nra/ 
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		 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a poptart is a good guy with a poptart... When poptarts are outlawed, only... oh nevermind 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			![]() I love the suggestion in the article comments that when the kid returns to school he should chew a poptart into the shape of a middle finger and present it to the principal ![]() 
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