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Old 09-13-2013, 02:20 PM   #1
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:stop You know, if God does end up being real...

You know, if God does end up being real, that means the Devil is real, and I want to meet that bad ass mother fucker.
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Old 09-13-2013, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 09-13-2013, 02:57 PM   #3
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I kind of wish he were real so that all of the Christians could be rejected at the gate and be told that they sinned by judging others in the name of God.
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Old 09-13-2013, 03:02 PM   #4
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I kind of wish he was real so all the non believers could burn in hell.
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Old 09-13-2013, 03:55 PM   #5
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I kind of wish he was real so all the non believers could burn in hell.
The sad irony is - when we die and return to a state of complete non-existence...we won't have the opportunity to laugh at all those who spent their life subscribing to a fictitious boogeyman in the sky.
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Old 09-13-2013, 03:59 PM   #6
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Old 09-13-2013, 04:09 PM   #7
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Old 09-13-2013, 04:16 PM   #8
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Another believer vs non-believer topic on the Internets that will go nowhere like the last 197,658 atheist vs theist topics on the Internets.

Yay.
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Old 09-13-2013, 04:20 PM   #9
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Another believer vs non-believer topic on the Internets that will go nowhere like the last 197,658 atheist vs theist topics on the Internets.

Yay.
Wrong.











264,522 last count.
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Old 09-13-2013, 05:08 PM   #10
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Wrong.

264,522 last count.
Really? Damn. Now I have to read the 66,864 I missed in order to see if one ever manifested in an amicable agreement.
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Old 09-13-2013, 05:12 PM   #11
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Old 09-13-2013, 05:38 PM   #12
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God and Satan can be as real as you want, try harder.
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:25 PM   #13
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God and Satan can be as real as you want, try harder.
What if I just want Satan to be real?
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:31 PM   #14
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Old 09-13-2013, 07:48 PM   #15
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Satan is not a "bad ass motherfucker". He's also a fiction character, and the fact you think it would be cool to meet him is pretty pathetic, he isn't cool, he's a loser.
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:02 PM   #16
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:03 PM   #17
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Really? Damn. Now I have to read the 66,864 I missed in order to see if one ever manifested in an amicable agreement.


While you typed that - 2,384 more took place.
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:17 PM   #18
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Heaven might have saints and angels, but hell has all the rock stars and strippers!
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As real as the tooth fairy - Santa - and the fuckin Easter Bunny BITCH!
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