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LightscapeMedia · 10-18-2013, 03:00 PM

I am 40yrs old, and I thought this trend was over. I haven't had the Bible Thumpers bang on my door since I was a kid. But I just bought a new house in a new neighborhood at the beginning of the year and they seem to come here at least a couple times a month. I posted a "No Soliciting" sign a few months ago, but that didn't stop them.

I think I found a solution though.. A welcome mat with an image of a crucified Jesus print on it.. Then when they knock, I say, "Sure.. I'll talk. Come in. Wipe your feet first" - Oh... what a conundrum!

Rochard · 10-18-2013, 03:15 PM

They still do it all the time here.

EddyTheDog · 10-18-2013, 03:16 PM

Leave your laptop on the coffee table with a porn site open - Kink.com hardcore porn will do it...

Then INSIST they stay for coffee - Or maybe a bite to eat.....

SilentKnight · 10-18-2013, 03:19 PM

I switch the pop-up lawn sprinklers to 'manual' and watch'em do the hokey pokey dance down my sidewalk.

But I like the crucified jesus doormat. That's great.

brassmonkey · 10-18-2013, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia

I am 40yrs old, and I thought this trend was over. I haven't had the Bible Thumpers bang on my door since I was a kid. But I just bought a new house in a new neighborhood at the beginning of the year and they seem to come here at least a couple times a month. I posted a "No Soliciting" sign a few months ago, but that didn't stop them.

I think I found a solution though.. A welcome mat with an image of a crucified Jesus print on it.. Then when they knock, I say, "Sure.. I'll talk. Come in. Wipe your feet first" - Oh... what a conundrum!

just tell them dont come back. worked for me. tell them you worship the devil

and you drink dogg blood

Grapesoda · 10-18-2013, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LightscapeMedia

I am 40yrs old, and I thought this trend was over. I haven't had the Bible Thumpers bang on my door since I was a kid. But I just bought a new house in a new neighborhood at the beginning of the year and they seem to come here at least a couple times a month. I posted a "No Soliciting" sign a few months ago, but that didn't stop them.

I think I found a solution though.. A welcome mat with an image of a crucified Jesus print on it.. Then when they knock, I say, "Sure.. I'll talk. Come in. Wipe your feet first" - Oh... what a conundrum!

just polity ask if they are there for the live porn audition... while you unsnap your fly

brassmonkey · 10-18-2013, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

just polity ask if they are there for the live porn audition... while you unsnap your fly

that's a crime!!

some states you would have to register as a sex offender

mikesinner · 10-18-2013, 07:49 PM

Just ask them to explain what a soul is and have your arguments ready. Once you make them look like idiots they will stop coming back.

marlboroack · 10-18-2013, 09:11 PM

SweetlysinxX · 10-19-2013, 12:29 AM

I didnt think those still existed, havent gotten one in years. Just a dude from detroit tryna sell organic soap and weed.

fitzmulti · 10-19-2013, 12:33 AM

Rob & his wife, & I went to lunch today and saw like 8 of them congregated on their bicycles outside a store right by where I live...we then got into a conversation abut what things we've said, or would say, to make sure they stay the fuck away from our houses...LOL!

10-18-2013, 03:00 PM	#1
LightscapeMedia DirtyPeach.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: I'm mobile Posts: 828	Bible Thumpers I am 40yrs old, and I thought this trend was over. I haven't had the Bible Thumpers bang on my door since I was a kid. But I just bought a new house in a new neighborhood at the beginning of the year and they seem to come here at least a couple times a month. I posted a "No Soliciting" sign a few months ago, but that didn't stop them. I think I found a solution though.. A welcome mat with an image of a crucified Jesus print on it.. Then when they knock, I say, "Sure.. I'll talk. Come in. Wipe your feet first" - Oh... what a conundrum! __________________

10-18-2013, 03:15 PM	#2
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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I switch the pop-up lawn sprinklers to 'manual' and watch'em do the hokey pokey dance down my sidewalk. But I like the crucified jesus doormat. That's great.

10-18-2013, 09:11 PM	#9
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