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devilspost · 12-24-2013, 09:33 AM

I mapped about 2800 stripclubs a few months ago to google street view. I just ran across one of the canadian clubs streetview and thought it would be funny to post the shittiest looking clubs. List any you know of it I will screencap and post them

PR_Glen · 12-24-2013, 09:37 AM

that place is all moderned up, got the wheel chair ramp and all. I bet they even have some matching glassware in there. Show us some of the low end ones now...

one of windsors finest!

devilspost · 12-24-2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

that place is all moderned up, got the wheel chair ramp and all. I bet they even have some matching glassware in there. Show us some of the low end ones now...

one of windsors finest!

ErectMedia · 12-24-2013, 10:17 AM

nice ones ya spend hundreds and barely touch hotties, crappy ones ya get blown by chicks with stretch marks, not that I'd know or anything

CurrentlySober · 12-24-2013, 10:20 AM

i lick shitholes...

whOaKemosabe · 12-24-2013, 10:30 AM

i like TT's

devilspost · 12-24-2013, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

i like TT's

It looks better on streetview
http://www.boobmaps.com/item/tt-bar-tezers/

devilspost · 12-24-2013, 10:59 AM

Looks like they painted it.

sarettah · 12-24-2013, 11:52 AM

Knobtown, Missouri's finest

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mineistaken · 12-24-2013, 12:06 PM

Interesting, in Europe, at least Eastern Europe strip clubs are usually considered expensive and fancy establishments and it is impossible to see any in a building like these.

How much is beer in those crappy clubs? Are they expensive in general or basically same as neighborhood watering hole? It sure looks like that.

devilspost · 12-24-2013, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Knobtown, Missouri's finest

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Nice one

devilspost · 12-25-2013, 06:09 PM

Crime didn?t take a holiday early Christmas morning.
Five people were shot just after midnight outside Slick?s GoGo Bar on Nye Avenue and 21st Street in Irvington, N.J.
?It appears the gunman was trying to enter the bar armed and was stopped by the bouncer,? said Chief Anthony Ambrose of the Essex County Prosecutor?s Office.
The man then apparently opened fire.

Pierre Clervoyent, 24, of Elizabeth, and Woodley Daniel, 32, of Irvington, were killed, authorities said. The third victim has been identified as Mushir Cureton, 27, of Newark. Officials said he ?appears to be an unintended target.?
Two other men, 27 and 34, were shot.

MaDalton · 12-25-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Interesting, in Europe, at least Eastern Europe strip clubs are usually considered expensive and fancy establishments and it is impossible to see any in a building like these.

How much is beer in those crappy clubs? Are they expensive in general or basically same as neighborhood watering hole? It sure looks like that.

yeah, i mean not all clubs here are 5 star establishments but they look way better than those samples

and they are more expensive too - here the smallest bill is $5, if you wanted to tip $1 like in the US you would have to throw coins at the girls. Usually not appreciated.

slavdogg · 12-26-2013, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

that place is all moderned up, got the wheel chair ramp and all. I bet they even have some matching glassware in there. Show us some of the low end ones now...

one of windsors finest!

is that what windsor looks like ??

slavdogg · 12-26-2013, 01:11 AM

whats a deaf child area ??

Roald · 12-26-2013, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, i mean not all clubs here are 5 star establishments but they look way better than those samples

and they are more expensive too - here the smallest bill is $5, if you wanted to tip $1 like in the US you would have to throw coins at the girls. Usually not appreciated.

Hahahaha true

Klen · 12-26-2013, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, i mean not all clubs here are 5 star establishments but they look way better than those samples

and they are more expensive too - here the smallest bill is $5, if you wanted to tip $1 like in the US you would have to throw coins at the girls. Usually not appreciated.

Makes me think is that a reason why 50 czk bill was removed.

KevinDevil · 12-26-2013, 03:38 AM

But inside these clubs are like WOW, aren't they?

mineistaken · 12-26-2013, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

is that what windsor looks like ??

Pretty ignorant comment as you well know that every city has buildings (not taken care of) like that.

John-ACWM · 12-27-2013, 02:12 AM

'the TT bar', cool name.

Sunny Day · 12-27-2013, 04:09 PM

The Flamingo is such a classy place that the Lawrence KS St Pat's parade ends there and they open the doors to the entire family. No nudity that day.
<img src="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=439713472723&set=pb.308148107723.-2207520000.1388185283.&type=3&theater" border="0" alt=" " />

Don't have pics of The Shady Lady in KCMO, TOO BAD a neighborhood

or the Outhouse in Lawrence. If I remember right you have to bring you own beverages and setups and no indoor toilets.

Dammit can't get the picture to post

JosephFM · 12-27-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

whats a deaf child area ??

I was about to ask the same thing.

So i google it: http://www.parkingsigncorner.com/deaf-child-area-855.html

devilspost · 12-27-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

Don't have pics of The Shady Lady in KCMO, TOO BAD a neighborhood

It doesnt look to bad from street view.

happyending · 12-27-2013, 05:24 PM

Pretty Shitty...

devilspost · 12-27-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

the Outhouse in Lawrence. If I remember right you have to bring you own beverages and setups and no indoor toilets.

The Outhouse looks like a shithole, great name

sarettah · 12-27-2013, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

It doesnt look to bad from street view.

The Shady Lady is an ok club. Getting old. Was a ballroom back in the heyday.

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adultchatpay · 12-27-2013, 08:35 PM

You never know what's inside.

noshit · 12-27-2013, 08:47 PM

The more shithole they look, the better they are!

noshit · 12-27-2013, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, i mean not all clubs here are 5 star establishments but they look way better than those samples

and they are more expensive too - here the smallest bill is $5, if you wanted to tip $1 like in the US you would have to throw coins at the girls. Usually not appreciated.

Well aren't you a special fuckrod

whOaKemosabe · 12-27-2013, 11:31 PM

can you get happy endings?

MaDalton · 12-28-2013, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by noshit

Well aren't you a special fuckrod

say wut?

laubaq · 12-30-2013, 12:26 PM

when you go inside this club it will make your eyes big.

em_wister · 12-30-2013, 07:48 PM

As the saying goes "DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER" lol

ricco2389 · 12-31-2013, 02:46 AM

The sketchier the place the dirtier the girls.

Nottingtonbase · 12-31-2013, 02:47 AM

That's true!

DPhil · 12-31-2013, 08:36 AM

Geezz if you go to a stripclub at least go to a much nicer place. Enjoy while not worrying about where to sit.

brassmonkey · 12-31-2013, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by em_wister

As the saying goes "DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER" lol

exactly i've been to clubs that look like shit outside nice inside. sometimes it's leased property so you work with what you have.

beer30 · 12-31-2013, 11:14 PM

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=32260...8jzWO9JApHHNCQ

Welcome to the strip club in the trailer park LOL. It even has hole in it's name LOL

devilspost · 01-01-2014, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by beer30

Welcome to the strip club in the trailer park LOL. It even has hole in it's name LOL

That is what I am talking about

I'm sure there is quality poon in there.

The Fox Hole

faxxaff · 01-01-2014, 03:20 AM

And I always thought Third World bars are shit holes, but compared to those American joints they are luxury retreats.

MrBottomTooth · 01-01-2014, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

that place is all moderned up, got the wheel chair ramp and all. I bet they even have some matching glassware in there. Show us some of the low end ones now...

one of windsors finest!

I don't know if it's the same in Windsor, but around here most of the strip bars seem to be owned by Hell's Angels. Seems like they can't be involved in anything without it looking shady. Which is strange considering how many arson attempts they've had over the years. With the amount of insurance money they've gone through they should look brand new with all the renovations. Here's one of my favourites.

Famous Flesh Gordon's

And the good old Beef Baron
Looks like they finally fixed the bullet hole in the sign.

MrBottomTooth · 01-01-2014, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by beer30

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=32260...8jzWO9JApHHNCQ

Welcome to the strip cub in the trailer park LOL. It even has hole in it's name LOL

The best are all the burnout marks on the road where people seem to have stopped in the street before entering the strip club to do a smokeshow.

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