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Klen · 09-17-2014, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

1) Khodorkovsky wasn't a self employed person.
2) Khodorkovsky was charged for many crimes including contract killing.

So here are two hints for you:

1) Don't kill people and you won't share the Khodorkovsky's fate.
2) Stop posting bullshit to this board.

That's not what media says.

just a punk · 09-17-2014, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

That's not what media says.

Really? Media says that Khodorkovsky was a self employed person and he was not related to Yukos? Maybe it says that he was jailed for a tax invasion only? Some kind of a very interesting media you have there. What planet are you from?

FYI: there is a book written by a widow of the guy killed by Yukos/Khodorkovsky assassins: http://www.pravda.ru/news/districts/...3680-rossia-0/. I bet your "media" just didn't notice it. Some people are so brainwashed...

Klen · 09-17-2014, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Really? Media says that Khodorkovsky was a self employed person and he was not related to Yukos? Maybe it says that he was jailed for a tax invasion only? Some kind of a very interesting media you have there. What planet are you from?

FYI: there is a book written by a widow of the guy killed by Yukos/Khodorkovsky assassins: http://www.pravda.ru/news/districts/...3680-rossia-0/. I bet your "media" just didn't notice it. Some people are so brainwashed...

Media says how he owned Yukos and how Putin framed him beacuse he didnt wanted to submit.That's all what i know,didnt heard anything about killing and that stuff.

just a punk · 09-17-2014, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Media says how he owned Yukos

In this case he can not be considered as a self employed person. Here in Russia we have two different articles of the criminal code: one for individuals like the OP (code 198) and another one for companies (code 199). Khodorkovsky was a company so-owner/CEO, so I don't understand why I have to tell him that I told to the OP.

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

That's all what i know,didnt heard anything about killing and that stuff.

Course you don't. Just because your media will never tell you the truth. You know only those things you are allowed to know by your puppet masters. Every country is trying to control its citizens by feeding them only limited and censored information. Most people accept it and live like vegetables. Only a few will try to find the truth from sources that are not controlled by their government. So I don't blame you for that. You are one of the majority.

L-Pink · 09-17-2014, 07:31 AM

More Russian bitching.

Klen · 09-17-2014, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Course you don't. Just because your media will never tell you the truth. You know only those things you are allowed to know by your puppet masters. Every country are trying to control its citizens by providing them only limited and censored information. Most people accept it and live like vegetables. Only a few of them are trying to find the truth from sources that are not controlled by their government. So I don't blame you for that. You are one of the majority.

I didnt know you are related to wehateporn

just a punk · 09-17-2014, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I didnt know you are related to wehateporn

Did you know the Earth is spherical?

RandyRandy · 09-17-2014, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

And Conde Nast will be moving into 1 World Trade Center this fall occupying 24 entire floors. They are making some serious money.

Now I'm hearing "sometime" in 2015. Original move in date was 4th quarter 2013.

Here's something that's been flying under the radar. The Port Authority of NY/NJ wanted an A-level tenant to anchor 1 WTC. So they made a sweetheart deal with Conde Naste to vacate 4 Times Square (their current digs) which includes the Port PAYING the balance of their lease to 4 Times Square! Yes, this is the same Port Authority that raises tolls on the tunnels and bridge seemingly every year!

Conde Naste doesn't care when their moving - they've been rent-free for almost a year now!

OneHungLo · 09-17-2014, 01:47 PM

Were you under reporting your income? Were you doing your taxes yourself or did you hire an accountant?

celebiz · 09-17-2014, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Were you under reporting your income? Were you doing your taxes yourself or did you hire an accountant?

I was just under reporting like made 1.3M in 2007 claimed like 600k LOL

mineistaken · 09-17-2014, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Any interesting stories?

Second that

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Still have to plea guilty and do a little time in a camp which was a joke if you ask me.
.

Same goes here

MrTrollkien · 09-17-2014, 02:28 PM

What is/was your site url?

OneHungLo · 09-17-2014, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

I was just under reporting like made 1.3M in 2007 claimed like 600k LOL

Yeah, that's why they hammered you. You learned the hard way lol. Always report every single dime you take in and get a good accountant and take advantage of every tax loophole.

druid66 · 09-18-2014, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

I tried Gossip kings for a second but went like 0:2000 and that aint going to cut it... I am used to like 1:150 on my sites. Now I know it has changed a bit since 2010 but could it be that bad?

does your sites relied on google?
mine does.
in 2010 february, strikes google update which pretty much fucks up everything what was not tube.

welcome back and good luck, nice to see someone won't give up after such experience.

NewOldPlayer · 09-18-2014, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

Damn guys... I just did 2 years in federal prison for tax evasion... in 2006-2010 I was making about 1M every year as an affiliate in the exposed celeb niche and well I cut the IRS short on my payments to them, not that I didn't pay them anything, I paid a lot... I just skimmed off the top a bit. Thinking ah no biggie if anything they will just ask for the back pay and maybe a fine... shiat... they came at me like I was a damn mobster, raided my house in a private gated community at gunpoint took all my shit and threw my ass in jail. I still can't believe how hard the IRS/FEDS came at me.

The judge gave me the same treatment... treated me like a POS, I have no record at all and he gave me the maximum on my guidelines saying that I was scum for the business I was in and a crook for cheating the good people of the United States by not paying all my taxes due bla bla bla.

Anyways, it has been a ruff last few years and I am ready to get back at it again... I was curious if anyone knew of any exposed celeb sites that are paying on time and converting well with targeted traffic? I tried Gossip kings for a second but went like 0:2000 and that aint going to cut it... I am used to like 1:150 on my sites. Now I know it has changed a bit since 2010 but could it be that bad? One of my sites gets about 20M Google term searches a month but I need to get the site back in a good spot in the serps as being gone for so long hurt my rankings... hell I was not even indexed in Bing/Yahoo because of a .htaccess error lol Damn, hope I can do this shit again.

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

money biz · 09-18-2014, 04:35 AM

sounds like bs

mineistaken · 09-18-2014, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

Dayyyummmnn!

Marcus Aurelius · 09-18-2014, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

12clicks · 09-18-2014, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

you seem to be out of the loop on how the government operates these days.
http://politibrew.com/politics/749-e...e-s-land-rover

CaptainHowdy · 09-18-2014, 07:30 AM

Now, go big or go home (?) ...

NickBaer · 09-18-2014, 09:02 PM

Wow. I'm looking for more to do! I'd like to add $50-$100 a day, so I could get back to more travel.

I have web servers in US and Germany, and desktop, MacBookPro, Chromebook, Android tablet, iPad, and iPhone - one or more online always, wherever I am. More than dedicated, I live on the 'Net

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Rochard · 09-19-2014, 06:30 AM

You are used to 1/150..... LOL. That was a long, long time ago. Now it's more like 1/2000 - or much much worse.

xXXtesy10 · 09-19-2014, 09:29 AM

you sound like a criminal. one things for sure, if you are celebrity web mastering, you're a criminal low life. stealing all pictures from legitimate photogs and news sources.
judge was right, you are scum. back to stealing and dealing.

celebiz · 09-23-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

What I said was the gods honest truth... the reason they raided my house was because they could not figure out what exactly I was doing to get 100k+ deposits in my account every month from all over the world. When they raided my house they imaged all my machines, tore my house apart and had 5 tow trucks and a moving van to seize any large assets... then a while after the raid I got indicted on the 1 count of tax evasion. I could care less if you believe me or not, it is what it is and did happen.

celebiz · 09-23-2014, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

you sound like a criminal. one things for sure, if you are celebrity web mastering, you're a criminal low life. stealing all pictures from legitimate photogs and news sources.
judge was right, you are scum. back to stealing and dealing.

I have a 100% legit site no using of any copyrighted material at all and I have hosted at GoDaddy since 2006 and you can't host there for that long with copyright issues... so there ya go ;)

celebiz · 09-23-2014, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You are used to 1/150..... LOL. That was a long, long time ago. Now it's more like 1/2000 - or much much worse.

I actually found an affiliate that right now is giving me a 1:125... so things are starting to look up. Just hope they don't pull a Media Revenue... So far they seem to be on the up and up, though only time will tell.

tiramisu · 09-23-2014, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

What I said was the gods honest truth... the reason they raided my house was because they could not figure out what exactly I was doing to get 100k+ deposits in my account every month from all over the world. When they raided my house they imaged all my machines, tore my house apart and had 5 tow trucks and a moving van to seize any large assets... then a while after the raid I got indicted on the 1 count of tax evasion. I could care less if you believe me or not, it is what it is and did happen.

But u did ur tax all these years ur accountants should be listing ur expense and revenue and u had all the invoices and receipt, the tax men should kinda know what ur company is heading to, even is adult related there shouldnt be any problem explaining. What business entitle you got for ur LLD, Digital Media? Or Online Marketing etc? And I suppose the money u deposit all goes to the company's business account right? Theres no reason for them to seize you unless u really do something fishy. But celebrity niche is one of the few I wouldn't touch all these years.

Jel · 09-23-2014, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

I actually found an affiliate that right now is giving me a 1:125... so things are starting to look up. Just hope they don't pull a Media Revenue... So far they seem to be on the up and up, though only time will tell.

I assume the 1:125 is members area/mailer traffic?

celebiz · 09-23-2014, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tiramisu

But u did ur tax all these years ur accountants should be listing ur expense and revenue and u had all the invoices and receipt, the tax men should kinda know what ur company is heading to, even is adult related there shouldnt be any problem explaining. What business entitle you got for ur LLD, Digital Media? Or Online Marketing etc? And I suppose the money u deposit all goes to the company's business account right? Theres no reason for them to seize you unless u really do something fishy. But celebrity niche is one of the few I wouldn't touch all these years.

Your going to laugh your ass off I know... but I did my own taxes with Turbo Tax and all deposits went into my 1 biz account that I had with Bank of America... In a nut shell... Like in 2007 I made over a million and any 1099's from the states I did claim as income... however all the money from overseas, well they did not file 1099's on me so I didn't claim that money as income. Looking back yeah, totally stupid but looking forward won't happen again... as I will now invest all the money with a good planner and yes I have an accountant now

HollywoodRevenue · 09-23-2014, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by celebiz

I have a 100% legit site no using of any copyrighted material at all and I have hosted at GoDaddy since 2006 and you can't host there for that long with copyright issues... so there ya go ;)

Celebiz sorry to hear about what happend to you .Glad you are out and back in the free world !

Please hit me up

HollywoodRevenue · 09-23-2014, 10:13 AM

lets do biz

celebiz · 09-23-2014, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by HollywoodRevenue

lets do biz

I am going to give the company I am with at the moment some time, but if things don't work out I will hit you up.

Jel · 09-24-2014, 02:11 PM

celebiz - I need to chat with you - please hit me up on skype: jel-new

thanks

Markul · 09-24-2014, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

You are so full of shit.

You were making payments to the IRS and short changed them and they showed up at your door with guns and swat team?

You are leaving tons of information out of your sad story just looking for attention and sympathy.

Look loser, if you are going to tell your sad story, tell all the facts, not just the facts that make you look like a victim. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a swat team showed up at your door just simply because you were short changing your monthly payments to the IRS. IF that was true, which I don't think it is, you must've been into some major crooked ass shit, like child porn or human trafficking. The IRS and the government doesn't waste their time and money on a swat team assault for simple losers like you.

So stop telling your bullshit stories online. Either come clean and admit the corrupt crimes you were involved with, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU BULLSHIT STORIES LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO LIFE AND YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR LIES VALID.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MORON. GO JOIN A WEBCAM AFFILIATE PROGRAM AND TRY TO VALIDATE YOUR LIFE WITH A $ 10.00 WEB CAM AFFILIATE SALE.

You're a true idiot.

And for anyone that ever wondered if this was VenusBlogger.. well there you have him in true and full form

Welcome back man!!

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