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|  10-02-2014, 07:17 PM | #1 | 
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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				Ok so who do I have to blow around here -
			 To get a fucking job -  I am in this industry (pun intended) for 16+ years and have done just about everything that can be done in it at one point or another - I've attracted and taken out a great many scammers - I've handled those hard to handle members and taken care of tasks none of you want to handle on your own - I've done it all - the only things I DO NOT do is design and write scripts and programs but I can run and manage them perfectly!! I've worked with the good, the bad and the ugly so I know my way around it and what to look for- **don't believe me? None of you got hurt by this latest one, did you??!!** I have vast experience in what's needed and if you don't - I am your girl - if you are a startup company and you are willing to LISTEN and let me help - I am your girl - if you are trying to run a scam - keep fucking walking - if you threaten and talk to people like shit, keep walking - IF you are looking to advance your business and you want someone who can wear a lot of faces and handle most any task - I am here - I can be playful - professional - hard ass - kind - gentle or downright harsh and I handle all of the faces with respect and professionalism - but with a sense of humor - it's a must - be happy and your business will grow - be a dick and see who's left to back you at the end of the day - you can run a super successful business and not have to have an iron fist to do it! ******And if you wonder why the fuck I am here AGAIN - take a look at the search and find Xavi's last thread - he told it all so well on his own - I don't generally call people out - it's not my way but FUCK!!! Well - I guess I really didn't - he did it himself - we just all agreed he was a piece of shit - I am just glad he can't hurt no one else!***** | 
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|  10-02-2014, 07:21 PM | #2 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2014 
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				 | He will do it again... just under a different nick. I have a gig... you working part time? PM me if interested. | 
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|  10-02-2014, 07:25 PM | #3 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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  I am working for any time frame - part - full - whatever - I have bills to pay and probably one of the few not afraid to SAY it out loud. lol | |
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|  10-02-2014, 07:55 PM | #4 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) 
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				 | Long ago unbeknownst to her someone slipped Tam a roofie, then implanted an asshole magnet under her skin.  I'm sure of it. Never in my life have I seen someone have so many work situations go south due to scam artists and scumbag bosses. It's amazing, and.... totally unfair. Would someone please hire this lady already? She is a veritable font of industry knowledge, put her to work for christ's sake. And Tam, while you're waiting, check yourself for magnets. :D 
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|  10-02-2014, 08:14 PM | #5 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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 I've learned from the best how to spot them - and am getting better - and faster. lol I just want to work, an honest job for honest pay and honest people - lol | |
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|  10-02-2014, 09:13 PM | #6 | 
| cuck Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2003 
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				 | How about $60 for half and half? | 
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|  10-02-2014, 09:27 PM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2009 
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				 | I think its time for that mandingo party? ii gotz 5 on it | 
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|  10-02-2014, 09:42 PM | #8 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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|  10-02-2014, 09:51 PM | #9 | 
| cuck Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2003 
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				 | So, more than $65? | 
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|  10-02-2014, 10:33 PM | #10 | 
| Pay It Forward Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House 
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				 | good luck tam   
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|  10-02-2014, 10:40 PM | #11 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2010 
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				 | I've always heard, it's not who you know, it's who you blow... but lately I think, it's who you know, not who you blow...  Good luck and I hope you find a cool gig PFQ. 
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|  10-03-2014, 04:45 AM | #12 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 
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				 | Try a different industry, not exactly the glory days of adult 
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|  10-03-2014, 04:51 AM | #13 | |
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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|  10-03-2014, 04:52 AM | #14 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2009 
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|  10-03-2014, 04:57 AM | #15 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia 
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				 | If only i was in need of a good blow job/marketer. 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:03 AM | #16 | 
| Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2007 
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				 | Maybe you could do some affiliate marketing? 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:07 AM | #17 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2013 
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				 | Good luck with your job hunt   
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|  10-03-2014, 05:18 AM | #18 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan 
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				 | Agreed. Maybe check to see if there are any openings at nomorerack.com. 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:33 AM | #19 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Argentina 
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				 | Good luck for you Tam, how you can find something cool   
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|  10-03-2014, 05:40 AM | #20 | 
| Carpe Visio Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York 
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				 | But you're here constantly begging for work. Something doesn't add up. | 
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| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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 I'm working on looking in any industry - including locally - no stone unturned kind of thing. Quote: 
 This made me lol Thank you very much Quote: 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:44 AM | #22 | 
| ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 
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				 | You sound like such a douche. It's no wonder you don't have a job. You seem to have an issue with dishing things out but being unable to take it. Especially when your fat ass, bitch boy of a husband shows up to the board to talk smack to people. | 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:47 AM | #23 | 
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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				 | There, I think I covered everyone so no one can say I am ignoring them - right?   | 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:48 AM | #24 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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|  10-03-2014, 05:58 AM | #25 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 
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				 | Sometimes its like there all coke heads 
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|  10-03-2014, 06:06 AM | #26 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2009 
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				 | You seem very professional and level headed , it's absolutely bizarre that u are out of work so often. / end sarcasm | 
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|  10-03-2014, 07:17 AM | #27 | 
| ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 
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|  10-03-2014, 07:21 AM | #28 | 
| BACON BACON BACON Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet 
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				 | Do you know any good programs that need joins? | 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:07 AM | #29 | 
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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				 | I can't think of a single one, can you?   | 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:13 AM | #30 | 
| Biker Gnome Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 
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				 | Sorry to hear Tam, I was in the same place. I pitched an idea to some investors and they hired me to run everything they had going. 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:15 AM | #31 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FL - TN/NC 
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				 | remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline. Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person  | 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:17 AM | #32 | 
| Let's do some business! Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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				 | I've always loved a good morning BJ. 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:24 AM | #33 | 
| ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:26 AM | #34 | 
| The Video Specialist Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California 
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				 | I hope you find what you are looking for. I'm sure you already hit up Eddie K and the xindustryjobs.info crew... ? 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:40 AM | #35 | |
| Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2007 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:47 AM | #36 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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 I can be professional - I can be nice - I can be rude - and I can be a lot of things which is VERY much needed in this, or any other industry! A good and solid Rep can wear all of the hats needed to cater to anyone needing help. If someone wants professional, I can be that, if they wish to cut up - I can do that - if they wish to be treated like shit, well, I can do that too - I have the capacity to wear whatever hat is needed in as professional a way as anyone else or as unprofessional as anyone else. Not all people wish to be treated like all other people, each is unique and different and a GOOD Rep senses this and handles it as such. I've worked with some extremely large companies/people that wouldn't be caught dead on this board - I can be what and who I need to be and adapt to ANY situation!  | |
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|  10-03-2014, 08:56 AM | #37 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. 
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				 | Answer: Me. 
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|  10-03-2014, 08:59 AM | #38 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FL - TN/NC 
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				 | I stand corrected. You must know better than me after all your past business decisions and relationships speaks volumes about your exceptional abilities and insights. Good luck, then again, you probably don't need it. | 
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|  10-03-2014, 09:03 AM | #39 | |
| Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2013 
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 You are all talk and no action. | |
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|  10-03-2014, 09:05 AM | #40 | 
| Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2013 
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|  10-03-2014, 09:07 AM | #41 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa 
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				 | its much better to work for yourself if you can in this industry, otherwise you never know when you're going to be let go or screwed over. 
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|  10-03-2014, 09:10 AM | #43 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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 I am not asking for handouts and not asking for anything but honest work and honest pay. | |
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|  10-03-2014, 09:12 AM | #44 | |
| Rude Bitch Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face 
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|  10-03-2014, 09:17 AM | #45 | 
| Fakecoin Investor Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: New Delhi, IN 
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				 | dear streetwalker how much you charge for blowjob? 
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|  10-03-2014, 11:09 AM | #46 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry 
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				 | (For anyone looking for work in this biz) This is how I see things when hiring someone new….. There are 2 types of employees in this business. I call them "direct" and “support". Direct: Someone DIRECTLY involved in profit generation who's worth to a company can very easily be quantified. What do they cost, how much profit do they generate….simple. They are usually Affiliate reps, media buyers and people who can generate traffic. Aside from affiliate reps, anyone who is good at the other stuff will usually do it for themselves and become an affiliate as they will generally make FAR more (if they are decent) than any company will pay them in salary. Support: Necessary for a company to operate, but who's value can't be directly quantified in dollars and cents. Programmers, Designers, sys admins, assistants etc Which one are you??? If it is Support (which sounds like you are not) then getting a job is much more straight fwd. If it is Direct, there is some good news and some bad news. Affiliate reps: 90% of affiliate reps in this business could be replaced tomorrow. Having a rolodex of affiliates means very little. We ALL know each other and no good affiliate if going to point their traffic to a program that makes less money than where they send it now because they are friends with the rep. It may get you a test, but affiliates go where the highest EPC is, period. And the chance that a decent size affiliate has not tested the new program you are at, if it is in the same vertical, is slim. The affiliate reps that are worth their salt and deserve, and get, big salaries and commissions, are the ones who are true marketers. Ones who don’t just try to get affiliates to switch over to their program, but are able to look at the traffic, view ALL the pieces of the puzzle and find way for the affiliate to generate more sales from the same amount of traffic. Or to recognize where the affiliate may be leaving money on the table. Maybe there are additional sales to be had above and beyond what he / she already does coming from areas they never thought to look. THAT is what makes a good rep. Media buyers / traffic generation: Like I said, MOST people able to generate a profit doing these things do it for themselves, but if you can show you have the ability to generate profits (hard numbers, P&L’s from previous jobs etc) There are not to many companies that wont at least give you a shot with a average salary + commission. ANYONE worth their salt wants as much of their money to come from commission as possible. Nobody will pay a media buyer 250k salary, but I know more than a couple that make that and then some from commissions. The Problem: I know a LOT of people that have been around for a long time that jump from program to program asking for high base salaries. 6 mon – 1 yr later, the owner realizes that they are costing more to have around than they are generating. They leave on “good terms”, then jump to the next program. Each time the program and salary get a bit smaller till they disappear from this biz. Only one thing matters to people hiring an employee…….PROFIT If you are a “direct” employee, you need to be able to show your prospective employer that having you around will make them more than they make now. Know a little about their operation. What skills do you have and how can you fit in. If you have a variety of skills, take a look at areas that they may be lacking and explain how you can fill that hole and how that will ultimately mean more money to the bottom line. | 
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|  10-03-2014, 11:25 AM | #47 | 
| Registered User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. 
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				 | Tam, there just isn't a lot of companies hiring these days. Almost everyone I know has circled the wagons and are streamlining their operations.  It's a tough business to be in at the moment, but I hope something works out for you. | 
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|  10-03-2014, 11:25 AM | #48 | 
| cuck Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2003 
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				 | Good info there J.  | 
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|  10-03-2014, 11:27 AM | #49 | |
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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|  10-03-2014, 11:36 AM | #50 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco 
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				 | Besides blowing people....what are your skills? 
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