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theking · 10-29-2014, 12:56 PM

...and he is flying to Seattle to attend his daughters wedding this weekend...then he is flying back to Georgia and his fish farm. He thought Crater Lake was beautiful as do I. Maybe it won't be another 23 years before we meet again.

TheSquealer · 10-29-2014, 12:59 PM

May i recommend a few appropriate sites for you?
www.facebook.com
www.twitter.com
www.craigslist.org/gay-massage

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

May i recommend a few appropriate sites for you?
www.facebook.com
www.twitter.com
www.craigslist.org/gay-massage

May I recommend that you stand on your head and gargle peanut butter every time you decide to poke your psycho babbling nose into my business.

Markul · 10-29-2014, 01:09 PM

Thus one time... at band camp....

TheSquealer · 10-29-2014, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

May I recommend that you stand on your head and gargle peanut butter every time you decide to poke your psycho babbling nose into my business.

Into "your business"?

You use GFY as a twitter feed and make the most mundane and inane shit public to people who really don't care and rightly think you're batshit crazy.

The saddest thing is that this is how truly alone you are in life. You sometimes feel the need to socialize and interact with others as normal humans do, but have no friends and no one that likes you or wants to hear it, so you attempt to satisfy that need by posting to strangers online who ultimately mock you for it.

You'll die alone in the woods. Not because its "your choice" but because no one likes you and wants to be around you or cares enough about you to change that fact.

MaDalton · 10-29-2014, 01:10 PM

you have a friend?

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Into "your business"?

You use GFY as a twitter feed and make the most mundane and inane shit public to people who really don't care and rightly think you're batshit crazy.

The saddest thing is that this is how truly alone you are in life. You sometimes feel the need to socialize and interact with others as normal humans do, but have no friends and no one that likes you or wants to hear it, so you attempt to satisfy that need by posting to strangers online who ultimately mock you for it.

You'll die alone in the woods. Not because its "your choice" but because no one likes you and wants to be around you or cares enough about you to change that fact.

You just cannot resist posting your psycho babbling pigshit...now can you? Everything I do or have ever done is by my choice...sport.

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you have a friend?

Yes I do kraut...lifetime friends...from grade school...college...military...and university. All of my friends are old friends. I do not care to make new friends because I do not care much for the human animal.

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:38 PM

I also have a few friends that were long time employees of mine before I sold all of my holdings...and 100% retired...some years ago.

beerptrol · 10-29-2014, 01:39 PM

If it was ment to be, he will be back!

Jman · 10-29-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

May I recommend that you stand on your head and gargle peanut butter every time you decide to poke your psycho babbling nose into my business.

LMAO says the guys who makes ALL his business public

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

LMAO says the guys who makes ALL his business public

Not true...sport. You know maybe one percent of what I do and what I am about.

candyflip · 10-29-2014, 01:48 PM

Did you choke on his cock or did he choke on yours? I would assume you, as you definitely seem like a bottom bitch.

420 · 10-29-2014, 01:49 PM

How do you gargle peanut butter? Is that some sort of CS reference?

theking · 10-29-2014, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Did you choke on his cock or did he choke on yours? I would assume you, as you definitely seem like a bottom bitch.

Thief...I have stated...more than once...that I do not like queers posting in my threads...so get the fuck out...and keep your thieving queer ass out.

candyflip · 10-29-2014, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

Thief...I have stated...more than once...that I do not like queers posting in my threads...so get the fuck out...and keep your thieving queer ass out.

The only homo I see in this thread is you. The guy talking about spending a weekend with another man.

420 · 10-29-2014, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

The only homo I see in this thread is you. The guy talking about spending a weekend with another man.

That's a nice suit his comrade is wearing.

candyflip · 10-29-2014, 01:58 PM

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That's a nice suit his comrade is wearing.

I'm glad you were able to figure out that it was Pathfinder, er...theking, sucking on that big fat hog.

420 · 10-29-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I'm glad you were able to figure out that it was Pathfinder, er...the king, sucking on that big fat hog.

That's exactly how I envisioned him looking except his yellow tank top is old and dingy in my mind.

theking · 10-29-2014, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I'm glad you were able to figure out that it was Pathfinder, er...theking, sucking on that big fat hog.

Not only are you a thief and a queer...but you are also one truly ignorant thief and a queer. you are now dismissed.

dicknipples · 10-29-2014, 02:22 PM

theking, I for one enjoy your facebro posts. Keep em up.

sonofsam · 10-29-2014, 02:23 PM

So this is what it's like to become senile...

We can expect these kind of posts/threads from baddog any day now

seeandsee · 10-29-2014, 02:25 PM

what is with this daily updates, broken bot?

GAMEFINEST · 10-29-2014, 02:26 PM

That's what's up

Horatio Caine · 10-29-2014, 02:37 PM

theking · 10-29-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

So this is what it's like to become senile...

We can expect these kind of posts/threads from baddog any day now

For those that do not know this would be scammer tried to scam AaronM and got taken down hard by AaronM. He lost his site...domain and was run from the board with his broke ass tail between his legs. This broke ass returned to the board a short time ago...so watch out for him.

theking · 10-29-2014, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Queer...stop posting pictures of your queer ass in my threads. You are now fucking dismissed...sport.

dicknipples · 10-29-2014, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

For those that do not know this would be scammer tried to scam AaronM and got taken down hard by AaronM. He lost his site...domain and was run from the board with his broke ass tail between his legs. This broke ass returned to the board a short time ago...so watch out for him.

sonofsam · 10-29-2014, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

For those that do not know this would be scammer tried to scam AaronM and got taken down hard by AaronM. He lost his site...domain and was run from the board with his broke ass tail between his legs. This broke ass returned to the board a short time ago...so watch out for him.

this "broke ass" has more than you, baddog, aaronM and the rest of you fanboys combined

What did you think I was doing during my break?

buying property and 40k watches..

What were you guys doing? Being peasants.

nico-t · 10-29-2014, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

Yes I do kraut

holy shit this is actually the first time ever that i see this ancient word being used on a forum

theking · 10-29-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

this "broke ass" has more than you, baddog, aaronM and the rest of you fanboys combined

What did you think I was doing during my break?

buying property and 40k watches..

What were you guys doing? Being peasants.

Yeah sure...sport. I am satisfied that I pay more in Capital Gains Tax...than you earn per year...from dividends on my stock. I made my bones years ago when I was dealing in properties...businesses...and houses...as a General Contractor and flipping them. I began the business at age 24 when I was in the Army.

SilentKnight · 10-29-2014, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

You know maybe one percent of what I do and what I am about.

We are indebted to you for not sharing the other ninety-nine percent.

theking · 10-29-2014, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

We are indebted to you for not sharing the other ninety-nine percent.

We? Another multiple personality...troll

Horatio Caine · 10-29-2014, 05:59 PM

SilentKnight · 10-29-2014, 07:01 PM

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sonofsam · 10-29-2014, 07:46 PM

Sure you do... I bet you're swimming in money hahahaha

VikingMan · 10-29-2014, 07:50 PM

Tell your friend that his daughter picked a dumb fucking time to get married as it has been beautiful for the last 5 months but is now raining.

SpicyM · 10-29-2014, 08:11 PM

theking · 10-29-2014, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Sure you do... I bet you're swimming in money hahahaha

I have available more money than I will use in my life time...sport. I have talked about my finances a few times over the years...how I earned my money...and when I finally divested myself of all business holdings and put it all in the market. Even posted financial documents at one point in time...not that it stopped anybody from running off at the mouth. After all this is GFY...where the scum of the earth gather.

One of the reasons that I have money is not buying things like a forty thousand dollar watch.

lazycash · 10-30-2014, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

We are indebted to you for not sharing the other ninety-nine percent.

420 · 10-30-2014, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

After all this is GFY...where the scum of the earth gather.

wanna make out?

sonofsam · 10-30-2014, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

I have available more money than I will use in my life time...sport. I have talked about my finances a few times over the years...how I earned my money...and when I finally divested myself of all business holdings and put it all in the market. Even posted financial documents at one point in time...not that it stopped anybody from running off at the mouth. After all this is GFY...where the scum of the earth gather.

One of the reasons that I have money is not buying things like a forty thousand dollar watch.

Yeah because someone who is so financially well-off would put all of their money into the markets instead of diversifying their investments Hahahaha

You're not fooling anybody, scrub

candyflip · 10-30-2014, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

Not only are you a thief and a queer...but you are also one truly ignorant thief and a queer. you are now dismissed.

If this is what you mean by dismissed, then no thank you.

Mediamix · 10-30-2014, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Into "your business"?

You use GFY as a twitter feed and make the most mundane and inane shit public to people who really don't care and rightly think you're batshit crazy.

The saddest thing is that this is how truly alone you are in life. You sometimes feel the need to socialize and interact with others as normal humans do, but have no friends and no one that likes you or wants to hear it, so you attempt to satisfy that need by posting to strangers online who ultimately mock you for it.

You'll die alone in the woods. Not because its "your choice" but because no one likes you and wants to be around you or cares enough about you to change that fact.

I like theking.. It's sad that his divorce made him a treehugger that can't have an erection. But still... I like him.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

ThumbLord · 10-30-2014, 04:59 PM

Well the good news is that you seem to have a friend.
Although I call BS since I cannot imagine that you actually have people that call you a friend I am sort of happy for you.
So this was your last post I hope

mineistaken · 10-30-2014, 06:09 PM

Thanks for updating us about your friend. Looks like he had a nice trip visiting you, hope you will see each other again some day.

420 · 10-30-2014, 06:11 PM

I just dropped the kids off at the pool.

bronco67 · 10-30-2014, 06:14 PM

I came in to see the punchline, but there was none.

420 · 10-30-2014, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I came in to see the punchline, but there was none.

Theking's jokes don't need a punchline. They're all about the delivery.

PornDiscounts-V · 11-23-2014, 12:27 AM

And you want to know if you can still rekindle your bromance from college? Not likely.

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