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John_Galbani · 11-21-2014, 08:08 PM

How is quality of China made vibrators? Is voltage same with Europe or USA? How longs is shipping time?

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Seth Manson · 11-21-2014, 10:40 PM

I only order buttplugs from there.

Naughty · 11-22-2014, 03:03 AM

I'd hate to burst your bubble, but I'd be surprised if anything does NOT come from China.

Matt 26z · 11-22-2014, 03:46 AM

I ordered several boxes of penis shaped dildos from China. When the mail truck pulled up I was outside and the mailman carried one of the boxes up the driveway and said there are several more. So I went back to the truck to help him. One of the boxes was poorly taped shut and it split open and cock dildos spilled out and bounced all over the place. Some in the truck, some out on the street. The mailman just stood there looking at me like a deer caught in the headlights. Then I started gathering them up and putting them back in the box, but a few rolled behind a stack of boxes in his truck. In a panic I told him to just leave them there, but he was telling me how he couldn't do that. So this guy is bent over a stack of boxes trying to fish out the dildos with the tips of his fingers and then he gets back up and I see that he has a very noticable boner. Got all of the dildos cleaned up and boxes put in the house. Then three hours later he is at my front door saying he found another dildo. I take it but he just kind of stands there. I can't really explain why, but I let him come in.

Naughty · 11-22-2014, 03:49 AM

Matt, you do not know why you let him in? A man with a boner from your dildos?
You might have issues;-)

Maybe you should write for a gay story site;p

Emil · 11-22-2014, 04:08 AM

3-4 weeks to Sweden.
Voltage is not the same for US and Europe but most devices can handle 110-240V however, the plug is different.
Plug & socket types - World Standards

aka123 · 11-22-2014, 04:18 AM

I can't say that I would have. I might, but not for personal use and not from Ali Express, but from AliBaba or GlobalSources.

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seeandsee · 11-22-2014, 05:04 AM

matt you used real cock instead fake, after he got in?

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ErectMedia · 11-22-2014, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I ordered several boxes of penis shaped dildos from China. When the mail truck pulled up I was outside and the mailman carried one of the boxes up the driveway and said there are several more. So I went back to the truck to help him. One of the boxes was poorly taped shut and it split open and cock dildos spilled out and bounced all over the place. Some in the truck, some out on the street. The mailman just stood there looking at me like a deer caught in the headlights. Then I started gathering them up and putting them back in the box, but a few rolled behind a stack of boxes in his truck. In a panic I told him to just leave them there, but he was telling me how he couldn't do that. So this guy is bent over a stack of boxes trying to fish out the dildos with the tips of his fingers and then he gets back up and I see that he has a very noticable boner. Got all of the dildos cleaned up and boxes put in the house. Then three hours later he is at my front door saying he found another dildo. I take it but he just kind of stands there. I can't really explain why, but I let him come in.

Make the mailman a maillady with moist panties and erect nipples and I can almost

to it.

Diomed · 11-22-2014, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I ordered several boxes of penis shaped dildos from China. When the mail truck pulled up I was outside and the mailman carried one of the boxes up the driveway and said there are several more. So I went back to the truck to help him. One of the boxes was poorly taped shut and it split open and cock dildos spilled out and bounced all over the place. Some in the truck, some out on the street. The mailman just stood there looking at me like a deer caught in the headlights. Then I started gathering them up and putting them back in the box, but a few rolled behind a stack of boxes in his truck. In a panic I told him to just leave them there, but he was telling me how he couldn't do that. So this guy is bent over a stack of boxes trying to fish out the dildos with the tips of his fingers and then he gets back up and I see that he has a very noticable boner. Got all of the dildos cleaned up and boxes put in the house. Then three hours later he is at my front door saying he found another dildo. I take it but he just kind of stands there. I can't really explain why, but I let him come in.

That was great.

beenthereb4 · 11-22-2014, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I ordered several boxes of penis shaped dildos from China. When the mail truck pulled up I was outside and the mailman carried one of the boxes up the driveway and said there are several more. So I went back to the truck to help him. One of the boxes was poorly taped shut and it split open and cock dildos spilled out and bounced all over the place. Some in the truck, some out on the street. The mailman just stood there looking at me like a deer caught in the headlights. Then I started gathering them up and putting them back in the box, but a few rolled behind a stack of boxes in his truck. In a panic I told him to just leave them there, but he was telling me how he couldn't do that. So this guy is bent over a stack of boxes trying to fish out the dildos with the tips of his fingers and then he gets back up and I see that he has a very noticable boner. Got all of the dildos cleaned up and boxes put in the house. Then three hours later he is at my front door saying he found another dildo. I take it but he just kind of stands there. I can't really explain why, but I let him come in.

Pics or it never happened !

Alice22 · 11-22-2014, 05:10 PM

I did.
Ordered around 20 for shooting.
One was great quality, the other - shity. (actually, it was so crappy that it dead after one model use).

brassmonkey · 11-22-2014, 05:14 PM

dont order personal products from there

they dont have regulations that are safe

John_Galbani · 11-22-2014, 06:22 PM

Ali express and alibaba not same thing?

freecartoonporn · 11-22-2014, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Galbani

Ali express and alibaba not same thing?

alibaba is b2b
aliexpress is b2c and even b2b too sometimes.

XXXBizXXX · 11-22-2014, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Galbani

How is quality of China made vibrators? Is voltage same with Europe or USA? How longs is shipping time?

Every fucking thing is made in china and VOLTAGE is the same since you are going to use batteries. for the shipping time I wish you the best of luck.

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