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12-20-2014, 04:11 PM | #1 |
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What is the best Christmas present you have received so far this year?
For me it has to be the woman who let me back in line at Starbucks after having to make a run for the men's room. What a sweetheart Also I got an Outback gift card so I can gorge myself and one other person and all I have to pay for are drinks. Nice.
What is your best Christmas present this year? And Yes I said "Christmas" not Xmas because I believe a virgin girl got preggers from God and her husband was OK with it. |
12-20-2014, 04:14 PM | #2 |
So Fecking Bummed
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I got nothing... sorry..
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12-20-2014, 04:14 PM | #3 |
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Lies. If you were truly xtian you would know you can't open presents until at least the 24th. I think you're talking about chanukah.
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12-20-2014, 04:25 PM | #4 |
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Well...let's see.
- I'm at 10 months without a contract renewal at my day job. - third year without a profit-share Xmas bonus. - and we just got news the other day we'll be losing 14hrs. of wage due to closures over the holidays. But there's beer in the fridge, FTW. |
12-20-2014, 04:26 PM | #5 |
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12-20-2014, 04:29 PM | #6 |
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12-20-2014, 04:29 PM | #7 |
Pay It Forward
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Samsung - 75" tv my little brother got a 2014 truck
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12-20-2014, 04:46 PM | #8 |
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12-20-2014, 04:48 PM | #9 |
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12-20-2014, 04:49 PM | #10 |
Please dont fuck animals
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Nothing, because it's not christmas yet
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12-20-2014, 04:50 PM | #11 |
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12-20-2014, 04:53 PM | #12 |
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By the way....Anyone have gift ideas for someone who is in prison?
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12-20-2014, 04:53 PM | #13 |
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12-20-2014, 04:55 PM | #14 |
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12-20-2014, 07:55 PM | #15 | |
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12-20-2014, 08:29 PM | #16 |
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I got a new starter for my car this weekend.
I enjoyed the walk to the auto parts store to get it to. The studly feeling I have from being able to diagnose and fix the problem plus being just less than too fat to walk to the auto parts store can never be matched by mere gifts.
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12-20-2014, 08:34 PM | #17 |
I need a beer
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Nothing under the Christmas tree yet
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12-20-2014, 08:35 PM | #18 |
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my baby girl. born 2mos back
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12-20-2014, 11:54 PM | #19 |
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12-21-2014, 08:20 AM | #20 |
Clips still sell!
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Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with Christmas, but I felt I needed something different, so I went to the Hindu Temple of Hannaman, the Monkey god, and through a dramatic set of circumstances, this girl moved in with me 3 days later. (Last week). And it's been like Christmas every day since.
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12-21-2014, 08:47 AM | #21 |
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nothing yet but i hope they'll be nice
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12-21-2014, 08:57 AM | #22 | |
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12-21-2014, 09:04 AM | #23 |
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a car.... :D
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12-21-2014, 09:28 AM | #24 |
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Oculus rift dk2.... From myself!!!
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12-21-2014, 09:32 AM | #25 |
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bought a purse for myself ..
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12-23-2014, 06:48 PM | #26 |
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I just got another Starbucks gift card. I am RICH BITCH!!!
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12-23-2014, 07:54 PM | #27 |
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12-23-2014, 08:13 PM | #28 |
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Dave is MIA. I will drive by his regular corner again tomorrow and will take a pic if he is there. But I am a bit worried about him You would think he would be working because he makes more money this time of year.
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12-23-2014, 08:15 PM | #29 |
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Hopefully he went home to his mansion and beautiful wife for the holidays.
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12-23-2014, 08:30 PM | #31 |
I need a beer
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That my kitty was healthy after blowing a grand at the vet Dam cat ate something she shouldn't have
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