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12-31-2014, 02:33 AM | #1 |
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS - I Really Need To Cuddle
New Year's Resolutions:
1 - I will try to cuddle more 2 - I will try to drink more, but only when anyone is around & me 3 - I will finally know the difference between blonde & blond 4 - I will buy everyone here a martini someday always & *ever* 5 - I will try to stand up when I pee 6 - I will finally uncover the secret to the 666 7 - I will continue to not practice foreplay ever & always And most of all, I will continue to pray, search, seek & find the absolute perfect office chair.
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12-31-2014, 02:42 AM | #2 |
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Oh!
...And I will loseweightandbuynewdocmartinsandhookupwithatiny5'8 thinwhiteskinnedblondesothatIcanbehappybecauseshew ontlikecuddlingandgivemebeerswhenIaskandmakeme ---> dinneratdawnwithblowjobsandbaconanytimeIasksothatw ecanlivehappilyeverafterinthecomingworldwar.. Anyone else have New Year's Rezolushuns? I know you do, so BRING IT!
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12-31-2014, 12:33 PM | #3 |
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I resolve to go big. What else can I say
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12-31-2014, 09:03 PM | #4 |
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My goals in 2015 are to make money, fuck bitches and cultivate mass.
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01-01-2015, 05:26 AM | #6 |
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is that pink text or have a drunk too much?????????????
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