Congrats to Captain Howdy for being our GFY Featured Member of the Week - GoFuckYourself.com

myjah · 05-29-2014, 07:06 AM

If you received the very first GFY Newsletter yesterday, you may have noticed that we included a Featured Member. The very first GFY member to be featured is Captain Howdy!

Captain Howdy's Personal Bio:

"Scum of the earth ... garbage of the world." Third worlder. Ringleader of the Tormented. Meme mystic. Loved the (manual) gallery building/submitting gig back in its heyday. Grunted for the very best. Often battered for being a relentless banner carrier. Guerrilla translator and smut writer. Never a "bro" or a "player". And last but not least, a proud GFYER.

Captain Howdy has been a GFY member since 2004 and has nearly 60k posts. Take a moment to congratulate him!

See the newsletter here: http://newsletter.avn.com/GFYNewslet...014-05-28.html
(If you did not receive the Newsletter, please check your current email address and update as necessary!)

~Ray · 05-29-2014, 07:07 AM

congrats Cptn Howdy

Rebel D · 05-29-2014, 07:10 AM

Does he get a certificate?

wehateporn · 05-29-2014, 07:12 AM

Thought he was a bot, so he won't be needing cash prize, do a rollover

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-29-2014, 07:18 AM

Congrats Pazuzu!

ADG

CaptainHowdy · 05-29-2014, 07:28 AM

I'm honored. GFY keeps on being really generous with me (99% the work I've ever done in adult, big or small, I've got it from the GFY work marketplace), and I will always appreciate that. This amazing board has contributed with me much more than I did, so I'm pretty ashamed of this mention

.

I love you all,

PR_Glen · 05-29-2014, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Thought he was a bot, so he won't be needing cash prize, do a rollover

You think everyone who calls you on your bullshit is a bot. That's what makes you insane.

michael.kickass · 05-29-2014, 09:38 AM

Congratz Captain!

Always loved your jokes, always will.

CDSmith · 05-29-2014, 09:49 AM

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"Scum of the earth ... garbage of the world." Third worlder. Ringleader of the Tormented.

Are those all the names 12clicks called you over the years?

Vendzilla · 05-29-2014, 10:01 AM

Congrats CH

wehateporn · 05-29-2014, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

You think everyone who calls you on your bullshit is a bot. That's what makes you insane.

You seem rather real actually, but you should look into why forums have bots as it could prove useful at some stage in your career

L-Pink · 05-29-2014, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Are those all the names 12clicks called you over the years?

Harmon · 05-29-2014, 10:06 AM

How did I win troll of the week? What did I do now?

brassmonkey · 05-29-2014, 10:08 AM

congratzz dogg

Harmon · 05-29-2014, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

congratzz dogg

Thank you...

oh, you weren't talking to me?

wehateporn · 05-29-2014, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

How did I win troll of the week? What did I do now?

Ask for a promotion

Harmon · 05-29-2014, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Ask for a promotion

Fucking cock clown. Go scrape more top posts at /r/conspiracy so you can come post your unoriginal diarrhea here.

Double trouble · 05-29-2014, 10:25 AM

Congrats Captain

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm honored. GFY keeps on being really generous with me (99% the work I've ever done in adult, big or small, I've got it from the GFY work marketplace), and I will always appreciate that. This amazing board has contributed with me much more than I did, so I'm pretty ashamed of this mention

.

I love you all,

dyna mo · 05-29-2014, 10:59 AM

random picture posting captn hwdy style

Klen · 05-29-2014, 11:01 AM

Name sounds familiar,but cant remember who the fuck is him ....

Klen · 05-29-2014, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

How did I win troll of the week? What did I do now?

Paul Markham would be proud of you

_Richard_ · 05-29-2014, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm honored. GFY keeps on being really generous with me (99% the work I've ever done in adult, big or small, I've got it from the GFY work marketplace), and I will always appreciate that. This amazing board has contributed with me much more than I did, so I'm pretty ashamed of this mention

.

I love you all,

SekobA · 05-29-2014, 11:48 AM

ah he is the very first.congrats

CaptainHowdy · 05-29-2014, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

How did I win troll of the week? What did I do now?

...

Thanks guys ...

djroof · 05-29-2014, 12:50 PM

congrats!!!

The Porn Nerd · 05-29-2014, 01:52 PM

Congratulations Captain!
But shouldn't you be a Major by now?

:D

DamianJ · 05-29-2014, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

You think everyone who calls you on your bullshit is a bot. That's what makes you insane.

Oh come on, it's a lot more that makes him insane.

CaptainHowdy · 05-30-2014, 05:55 AM

selena · 05-30-2014, 06:13 AM

Congrats! We landed on Planet GFY in the same year.

nico-t · 05-30-2014, 06:38 AM

the old fashioned new additions to this board are like someone gave a child this job to try out lame gimmicks nobody cares for.

mineistaken · 05-30-2014, 06:43 AM

Congrats, third worlder.

Sid70 · 05-30-2014, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

Congrats Captain

Congrats. No, serious.

Sid70 · 05-30-2014, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Congrats, third worlder.

Asshat.

AnimeFevers · 05-30-2014, 08:47 AM

Congrats !

seeandsee · 05-30-2014, 08:51 AM

Congrats, and newsletter looks nice

mineistaken · 05-30-2014, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Asshat.

Say what?

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah

Captain Howdy's Personal Bio:

"Scum of the earth ... garbage of the world." Third worlder. Ringleader of the Tormented.

Sid70 · 05-30-2014, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Say what?

Asshat. You find anything to offend a person in any way possible. I found it usable to say 'asshat' for no reason.

mineistaken · 05-30-2014, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Asshat. You find anything to offend a person in any way possible. I found it usable to say 'asshat' for no reason.

How is that offensive when this was what he specifically put in his bio?

I am sure it was for fun, too bad you are not intelligent enough to grasp it

Sid70 · 05-30-2014, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

How is that offensive when this was what he specifically put in his bio?

I am sure it was for fun, too bad you are not intelligent enough to grasp it

You're a negative mind. Could've simply congratulate the guy.

CDSmith · 05-30-2014, 09:47 AM

Focus people, focus.

The real issue here is that no pic of Howdy has been posted in a paper party hat yet. I mean like what the hell!

Chosen · 05-30-2014, 09:55 AM

Congrats Captain

romeo22 · 05-30-2014, 11:33 AM

Cheers for you.Capt.Howdy

CaptainHowdy · 05-31-2014, 07:48 AM

Gracias, guys

...

MediaGuy · 05-31-2014, 03:15 PM

huh? what? what is this all about??

:D

oh, what the fuck:

:D

Nice_Nick · 05-31-2014, 03:18 PM

Cool beanz. Seen his name around but I have no idea what he does (if anything) except increase his post count.

MorePassion4U · 05-31-2014, 03:27 PM

Congratulations Captain.

is this like the time when Homer Simpson is awarded employee of the month?

Nice_Nick · 05-31-2014, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MorePassion4U

Congratulations Captain.

is this like the time when Homer Simpson is awarded employee of the month?

WHAAAT!! the same Homer Simpson that spams the Buy and Sell?

nikki99 · 05-31-2014, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

congrats capitán!

MediaGuy · 05-31-2014, 03:32 PM

huh? what? what is this all about??

:D

oh, what the fuck:

Congrats!

:D

adultchatpay · 05-31-2014, 11:22 PM

Congrats to the Captain!

05-29-2014, 07:06 AM	#1
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	Congrats to Captain Howdy for being our GFY Featured Member of the Week If you received the very first GFY Newsletter yesterday, you may have noticed that we included a Featured Member. The very first GFY member to be featured is Captain Howdy! Captain Howdy's Personal Bio: "Scum of the earth ... garbage of the world." Third worlder. Ringleader of the Tormented. Meme mystic. Loved the (manual) gallery building/submitting gig back in its heyday. Grunted for the very best. Often battered for being a relentless banner carrier. Guerrilla translator and smut writer. Never a "bro" or a "player". And last but not least, a proud GFYER. Captain Howdy has been a GFY member since 2004 and has nearly 60k posts. Take a moment to congratulate him! See the newsletter here: http://newsletter.avn.com/GFYNewslet...014-05-28.html (If you did not receive the Newsletter, please check your current email address and update as necessary!) __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected] Last edited by myjah; 05-29-2014 at 07:08 AM..

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