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blackmonsters · 01-07-2015, 10:17 AM

It's actually kind of simple.

I just involves understanding.

Every stick has two ends.

Both ends need to understand each other to exist.

But they never do understand each other because only the shit end of the stick knows that something stinks.

shoot twice · 01-07-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

It's actually kind of simple.

I just involves understanding.

Every stick has two ends.

Both ends need to understand each other to exist.

But they never do understand each other because only the shit end of the stick knows that something stinks.

Here's my secret to life

1) Be respectful to everyone you meet
2) Use good manners and etiquette when you talk to others.
3) Walk away from assholes and trouble.

Rochard · 01-07-2015, 10:32 AM

Marriage and being a father has told me a lot. I am a very neat, organized person, who plans out everything. My wife is just the opposite, and our kid never picks anything up. I have learned the fine art of compromise.

Everything you need to know about life you can learn from Star Trek. I've recently "re-discovered" the "Prime Directive": Unless it directly affects you, it's none of your fucking business.

Rochard · 01-07-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice

Here's my secret to life

1) Be respectful to everyone you meet
2) Use good manners and etiquette when you talk to others.
3) Walk away from assholes and trouble.

That's not half bad really.

shoot twice · 01-07-2015, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

That's not half bad really.

It's really amazing how well it works.

pornguy · 01-07-2015, 10:44 AM

If some one slaps you turn the other cheek. If he slaps that one as well beat him down until he can not slap you again. EVER!

Walking away at the wrong time can ruin your life or worse.

The above slap is metaphoric.

blackmonsters · 01-07-2015, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

If some one slaps you turn the other cheek. If he slaps that one as well beat him down until he can not slap you again. EVER!

Walking away at the wrong time can ruin your life or worse.

The above slap is metaphoric.

Yeah, but nobody is going to try and slap me.
They are going to throw a round house or hook.
So I suggest ducking and then counter punching instead of getting your cheek ready to turn.

Barry-xlovecam · 01-07-2015, 12:17 PM

The key to solving all problems in the world revealed!

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dyna mo · 01-07-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

It's actually kind of simple.

I just involves understanding.

Every stick has two ends.

Both ends need to understand each other to exist.

But they never do understand each other because only the shit end of the stick knows that something stinks.

so the key to problem solving is for the people with the shitty end of the stick to smear it on the rest of us.

blackmonsters · 01-07-2015, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

so the key to problem solving is for the people with the shitty end of the stick to smear it on the rest of us.

No, but If that is what it takes then don't be surprised when you get a face full of shit.

shoot twice · 01-07-2015, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

If some one slaps you turn the other cheek. If he slaps that one as well beat him down until he can not slap you again. EVER!

Walking away at the wrong time can ruin your life or worse.

The above slap is metaphoric.

You don't tend to get slapped when you treat others with respect and are polite.

Walking around in life with your fists up always ready for a fight is not only rude and disrespectful. But it also tends to attract assholes that are looking for a fight.

Captain Kawaii · 01-07-2015, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice

You don't tend to get slapped when you treat others with respect and are polite.

Walking around in life with your fists up always ready for a fight is not only rude and disrespectful. But it also tends to attract assholes that are looking for a fight.

It is a good code to live by if you live within a civil society. Unfortunately, today, many people are not civil and look upon civility as a weakness.

SilentKnight · 01-07-2015, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Everything you need to know about life you can learn from Star Trek.

That's why I have no red shirts in my closet.

shoot twice · 01-07-2015, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

It is a good code to live by if you live within a civil society. Unfortunately, today, many people are not civil and look upon civility as a weakness.

Well then let's face facts.

Civilized or uncivilized most people today don't even live in society. Instead they live in the constructs of the Internet with make believe friends and a warped perspective on the real world.

Captain Kawaii · 01-07-2015, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice

Well then let's face facts.

Civilized or uncivilized most people today don't even live in society. Instead they live in the constructs of the Internet with make believe friends and a warped perspective on the real world.

Sort of. What's weird is when I see couples or groups of people at restaurants and they are not talking but they are on their smart phones. Weirdest is the couples.

420 · 01-07-2015, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

That's not half bad really.

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Paully · 01-08-2015, 02:02 AM

Heres the key to my lifes probs:

Warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

MiamiBoyz · 01-08-2015, 02:10 AM

If you are gariff one of the primary secrets to life is keeping your head down

John-ACWM · 01-08-2015, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice

Here's my secret to life

1) Be respectful to everyone you meet
2) Use good manners and etiquette when you talk to others.
3) Walk away from assholes and trouble.

shoot twice · 01-08-2015, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

Sort of. What's weird is when I see couples or groups of people at restaurants and they are not talking but they are on their smart phones. Weirdest is the couples.

And things are getting worse.

For the most part life isn't complicated. But that's on condition someone actually lives it.

blackmonsters · 01-08-2015, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Paully

Heres the key to my lifes probs:

Warning shot to the head and then two in the ceiling.

Yeah, but your wife is not my problem.

michael.kickass · 01-08-2015, 10:25 AM

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Paully · 01-08-2015, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yeah, but your wife is not my problem.

I was just telling her the other day how much I missed her or maybe it was how many times I missed her. I forget.

blackmonsters · 01-08-2015, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Paully

I was just telling her the other day how much I missed her or maybe it was how many times I missed her. I forget.

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