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edgeprod · 01-07-2015, 11:20 AM

A contractor called me "sire" today instead of "sir". I corrected him with "it's actually 'your majesty', but 'sire' works for now."

CDSmith · 01-07-2015, 11:23 AM

My (late) great uncle was knighted by the queen back in the 50's. By proxy I'm now 117,234th in line for the British throne.

Hey, you take what you can get, right?

Evil Chris · 01-07-2015, 11:24 AM

Maybe he meant sire in the verb form? If so, lucky you!

L-Pink · 01-07-2015, 11:27 AM

"Oh Well Hung Master" is how I prefer to be addressed.

Ferus · 01-07-2015, 12:11 PM

Bet your ego loved that :-)

Markul · 01-07-2015, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

My (late) great uncle was knighted by the queen back in the 50's. By proxy I'm now 117,234th in line for the British throne.

Hey, you take what you can get, right?

Nothing a little killing spree can't fix ;)

johnnyloadproductions · 01-07-2015, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

A contractor called me "sire" today instead of "sir". I corrected him with "it's actually 'your majesty', but 'sire' works for now."

Must be doing work for Barefootsies.

xXXtesy10 · 01-07-2015, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

My (late) great uncle was knighted by the queen back in the 50's. By proxy I'm now 117,234th in line for the British throne.

Hey, you take what you can get, right?

i am jacking off to this

Markul · 01-07-2015, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Must be doing work for Barefootsies.

Hey is it hard to type on a keyboard when you have AK's limp cock in your mouth?

Vendzilla · 01-07-2015, 01:47 PM

I hear Sire, I think Horse

Relentless · 01-07-2015, 09:45 PM

Maybe he meant you are a royal pain in the ass? ;)

released · 01-07-2015, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Must be doing work for Barefootsies.

That would be the most obvious circumstance.

If followed by "top notch" then it's a for sure lock

jimmycooper · 01-07-2015, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by released

That would be the most obvious circumstance.

If followed by "top notch" then it's a for sure lock

I don't think he could afford edgeprod.

01-07-2015, 11:20 AM	#1
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Apparently, I am now royalty A contractor called me "sire" today instead of "sir". I corrected him with "it's actually 'your majesty', but 'sire' works for now."

01-07-2015, 11:23 AM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	My (late) great uncle was knighted by the queen back in the 50's. By proxy I'm now 117,234th in line for the British throne. Hey, you take what you can get, right? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

01-07-2015, 11:24 AM	#3
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01-07-2015, 01:47 PM	#10
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,202	I hear Sire, I think Horse __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

01-07-2015, 09:45 PM	#11
Relentless www.EngineFood.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,698	Maybe he meant you are a royal pain in the ass? ;) __________________ Website Secure \| Engine Food ICQ# 266-942-896

01-07-2015, 11:27 AM	#4
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	"Oh Well Hung Master" is how I prefer to be addressed.

01-07-2015, 12:11 PM	#5
Ferus Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,109	Bet your ego loved that :-)