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02-05-2015, 05:23 PM | #101 |
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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
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Helio Gracie believed that Jiu Jitsu is all you need in a fight. Modern MMA has shown that is false. Bruce Lee has been called the "Godfather of MMA". Because he espoused training in different fighting ranges and using everything that works and getting rid of what doesn't.
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BING!
Lee in less than 1 minute, Lee knew all weak points, so it wouldn't last long..
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Matt Hughes VS Royce Gracie UFC 60 - Matt Hughes VS Royce Gracie UFC 60
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royce was something else...he used grappling in an environment where grappling was new...if royce were to appear today he would probably win only in BJJ tournaments... |
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The question was, "Arent' there strikes in Jiu Jitsu". The answer is yes.
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The question was pure one dimensional boxer (Mike Tyson) against a well-rounded, smaller and faster martial artist using Bruce Lee as the example. The one dimensional boxer will lose every time. Go watch James Toney vs Couture getting taking down, mounted, pounded out and put to sleep. The ONLY one dimensional style that can work in a cage or a ring with a referee is Wrestling (Greco Roman Wrestling especially as per Couture or Jon Fitch). It makes for some of the most boring fights but it can dictate where the fight takes place and a superior wrestler can get one take down then lay and pray for the rest of the round. Every other style requires the fighter to be multi-dimensional, and one-dimensional Boxing is ONLY effective against another pure boxer with boxing gloves and a boxing rule-set being enforced. People love to say how fast Tyson's hands were or how much power he had. Most of that hand speed and power was only possible because he has no fear of being taken down, leg kicked or thrown. The moment he has to start guarding his legs, watching for kicks, avoiding throws and the like his power and hand speed are diminished tremendously. He throws less, throws slower and throws with much less power or he gets planted on his back and eats elbows for the rest of the round. Good MMA Boxers like Johny Hendricks and Frankie Edgar are ONLY good MMA boxers because they are also terrific wrestlers in their weight class and because they have terrific movement. Tyson was a plodding, straight-forward, stand in the pocket and bang fighter. Lennox Lewis exposed that beautifully. The things that allowed Lewis to destroy Tyson are exactly the same things that would allow an average MMA fighter to destroy Tyson. If you think Bruce Lee is a weak fighter, we disagree... but if you think a straight-forward power punching one dimensional boxer would dominate MMA... go ask Mitrione, Kimbo Slice, Clint Hester, Junior Dos Santos and dozens of others what happens when they rely too heavily on their boxing skills while facing a more versatile fighter or a dominant wrestler. Even world class K2 Kickboxers like Overeem and Hunt can't compete with much smaller, faster, more versatile fighters and they at least have a kicking arsenal to compliment their punches. |
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Wrestling by itself would not fare well in MMA. As shown in earlier UFC fights, they were submitted, not knowing how to counter.
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OK fine....but what about Jackie Chan?
He would kick everybody's ass. :D
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People like to bring up Chuck Liddell as a pure boxer because most of his game was punches, but they fail to take into account how good his wrestling background was and how good his TDD was when he fought. I completely agree one dimensional wrestler is a BAD idea. However, if you could have only one dimension... Wrestling is the one you'd want as it's the only one that gives you any chance of scraping out a win all by itself. Hell it almost made Jon Fitch a champion, even if the crowd was yawning its way through most of his fights. And as a choice, Boxing is about the worst one dimension you could pick unless you are fighting another boxer in a boxing ring with boxing rules and boxing gloves. |
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Myself as a Parent, and coach to a future MMA fighter, had my son stop BJJ and for the next 8 years wrestle in High School and D2. That's how important wrestling is to MMA, in my eyes and others anyways. I think one of the most awesome things about Mike Tyson now is his humility. Mike Tyson Believes Royce Gracie Would Have Defeated Him in 1993 | Bleacher Report
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the second problem is physics...mass x acceleration... the third problem is the limitations of the human body in relation to speed and acceleration...bruce lee is at best 10-20% faster than me...I am however 100% heavier... the fourth problem is that when something light strikes something that is twice its size but made of the same material, the result is always the same...a kid can run with maximum force towards me, while I am inanimate, and he will always bounce away...always... royce would beat me with GI no problem and I have no problem with this...I would let royce beat me no-gi out of pure respect for him...the only and only reason I would beat him with no-gi is that I am very big and very strong...if he was my weight he would destroy me like a little toy |
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Agreed and Im not bashing on Tyson in any way. In his prime, the only one who had a chance against him was Lennox Lewis (who I believe is the best boxer in modern history). I saw Tyson fight live twice and the only other guy I ever saw with his tenacity in a boxing ring was Marvin Hagler. In that environment with those rules he was an absolute beast. I sat 3rd row when he fought live at Nassau Coliseum the same night they showed the Hagler Vs Mugabi fight via closed circuit. It's still the best night of fights I have ever seen. Tyson fought a can, but from the 3rd row the entire crowd winced every time he threw a hook to the body. It sounded like gunshots. |
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The reason weight matters so much in fights is much more about endurance (a smaller man carrying a larger one exhausts much quicker) and when all other things are EQUAL it matters an awful lot (i.e. one boxer vs another). You take two unequal fighters and weight becomes much less important. If you don't think much of Lee, fine... but I'd be very slow to agree to get in a cage with Aldo or Mighty Mouse no matter how much more you weigh than they do. Quote:
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I am 6'4 245... and I'd be much more concerned about a 5'8 160 pound properly trained fighter than I am about a 6'8 320 pound amateur. In a 5 round cage fight a giant amateur may win, but Aldo would likely turn me into an amputee and Royce could kill literally me if he chose to do so. I am not a professional fighter... but I am smart enough to know who not to fight... |
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Never understood big guys who think they're chin magically won't shut down when it's tagged because... they're Big.
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he would demolish me in GI...out of 100 fights in GI I would be lucky to tap him once... but no-gi is a completely different story...I do not care who you are, or how good you are, If you are 30lb lighter and you are not insanely strong, I can pull your arm out by sheer brute force, and I do not care how good your technique is, because you will not have the chance to use it before addressing my attack... you can even be a smart smart fighter and go for an attack right away, not giving me the time to set up an attack of my own, but this is of no importance...what matters is that I am 30lb heavier and I want your arm/leg/neck right now... you will argue that royce is an insanely technical fighter, I will agree, I would never talk stupid shit if this was a GI fight...I would get schooled by royce like a little bitch...but no-gi is such a different story...I am a slippery mother fucker with elastic joints and am brutally powerful... I am not saying royce has no chance this is silly...I am just saying I can beat him too...his victories in the UFC were a great inspiration to us all but today he is just an average fighter... |
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Well, you are entitled to that, I guess. The rest of us live in the real world. Rip his arm off, eh? Ten years training, eh? Lulz.
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well its obvious to me that crusifissio would beat all our asses , at the same time.
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No, because You, Anthony and I have a greater total weight than him. It has nothing to do with the fact that there are 3 of us and 1 of him... or the relative skill levels... all that matters is total weight. That's why a giant block of cement was World Champion from 1870 to 1903. Nobody could beat it. It weighed more than the rest of the fighters and everyone who kept hitting it just got frustrated and quit. It's "basic physics"
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here is another vote for Bruce Lee!
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Btw... Here is what we have learned...
Saying Lee is not a great fighter... Plausible Saying a great boxer would beat a great MMA fighter who weighs much less... Doubtful Saying a great boxer would beat a great MMA fighter of similar weight ... Insane Saying anyone on GFY could beat Royce Gracie in a fight .... /thread |
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Well, now we have an explanation for why you posted you think you could beat Royce Gracie.
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I am not claiming I can do shit against anybody who is ADCC level and my weight...far from it...I am not even claiming that I can beat royce once with a GI...I am just claiming that you obviously do not have experience with no-gi and do not understand the advantage of being far far stronger than your opponent... |
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I'm a Purple Belt, better No gi than I am with the Gi. I should be higher belt in the Gi, but I stopped doing Gi early, I didn't go the competition route since I wanted to fight MMA. At my biggest and strongest, juiced to the gills, I could not rip off my opponents arms in No Gi. Your hyperbole sounds like it's coming out a white belt's mouth who's only competition he's had are other white belts. I'm not coming on here making huge claims. BJJ is easy to spot the poseurs. We self police. If you say you're that good, I'm expecting to see your competitions wins to match Dean Lister's.
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Yep, size makes a difference. Here's Royce against a guy with over 100KG weight advantage.
Royce Gracie vs Akebono - YouTube
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Bruce Lee. I bet Tyson would not even get one punch.
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Bruce Lee = actor Mike Tyson = one of the fastest and most devastating heavyweight boxers in the history of boxing. There is absolutely no grounds whatsoever for even beginning to think Bruce Lee could win any kind of fight. There is a very long chain of proof that Tyson can .
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You may as well be arguing if Frank Dux or George Dillman can beat Batman
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Chuck Norris. LOL
Doesn't "heart" and an inner drive to never stop count for anything? I bet it does. If we're talking about a SMART fighter. You are all focusing so much on physics, weight, etc but forgetting about INNER power, fortitude, inner strength, personal power, etc. Tyson is a bully and, like all bullies, once his ass was properly good and kicked, never threatened anyone ever again. Lee? He faced racism and bigotry at a much harsher time than Tyson did and therefore had more "drive" than the average martial artist (which is probably what killed him, over-training). Was the drive for fame rather than proficiency? Perhaps...but drive is still drive, and Lee had it way above Tyson. So if we are betting on "the man" I go with Lee. Never underestimate whoever wants it more will win. One good hit to Tyson and the bully would fade like the pussy he is. Lee would fight to the death. PS: Please read some Bruce Lee biographies. He DID "fight", and win, and kick countless asses. Did he fight "professionally" as in a boxing federation etc? No, but that does not mean he did not "fight" or was not a fighter. Also, remember the Era we are discussing here. Just like with Football and most sports, you cannot compare "eras". The 1950's-early 1970's is nothing like the 1990's-present. The comparison should really be Ali vs. Lee but the height difference alone would be rough. Hey didn't Lee kick Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's ass? Haha!!
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Tyson lost because he lost the drive and discipline when Cus died. Before that, he cleaned out the HW Boxing division as the smallest man in the ring, and when you get hit by HW, you go down. All of you who pick Bruce Lee do so from watching him in movies. Show me one fight, just one. If he was such a great fighter you'd have video proof of it everywhere.
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When Cus died ;)
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Impossible. Kareem weighs more than Lee, therefore as a matter of "basic physics" Kareem would win. The heavier person always wins... except for the thousands of times that has been proven false over and over by fighters with superior technique.
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Tyson thinks Royce would have won. Couture destroyed Toney. Royce beat Akibono and many other much heavier fighters. The idea that a one dimensional boxer would stand a chance against a skilled MMA fighter (even a much lighter one) is pure 100% nonsense. In fact, that monumental amount of nonsense likely weighs more than the difference between Tyson and Royce or Tyson and Lee... |
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Thanks man, corrected.
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I said direct quote "I can pull your arm out" not rip it off...pulling it out refers to the most common defence in BJJ and grappling= keeping your arms the fuck in, as in close to your body in...I can pull royces, or anybody elses arm who is 60lb muscle lighter than me, out , and apply a lever and force him to tap...I will not use pretty pretty technique, I will "brock lesnar" it ripping an appendage out was not what I meant Quote:
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Will you Brock Lesnar it the same way Brock did against Mir in their first fight?
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I find it funny I'm being told I'm small and rely on technique when I'm 6'1" 225lbs. I started BJJ at 270lbs. I've actually had to learn NOT to base my BJJ on size and strength, to work on technique.
Only noobs talk about size and strength being better than technique. Being big is an attribute, like being flexible. But it's not the only thing.
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