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03-20-2015, 08:20 AM | #1 | |
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Guy tried to evade cops by spray painting himself to be black dude.
You can't make this shit up.
If you could Mark Twain would be impressed. So there it is; why do I post news articles? Because I can't make this shit up. California Man Allegedly Spray Paints Face Black to Escape Police - ABC News Quote:
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03-20-2015, 08:58 AM | #2 |
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Not a bad idea, the same cannot be said about the execution, though.
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03-20-2015, 09:00 AM | #3 | |
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03-20-2015, 09:21 AM | #4 |
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Actually he was a racist who did a "black face", but to avoid being exposed as a racist he claimed to have done in in order to avoid cops.
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03-20-2015, 09:22 AM | #5 |
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Looks legit lol
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03-20-2015, 09:24 AM | #6 |
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did they shoot him ?
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03-20-2015, 09:24 AM | #7 |
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Was this in america? I can see how a black dude painting himself peach might help avoid cops but this is counterproductive.
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03-20-2015, 09:25 AM | #8 |
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03-20-2015, 09:32 AM | #9 |
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The best thing to do is the unexpected.
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03-20-2015, 10:14 AM | #10 |
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What really happened, was after spray painting himself black, ironically he forgot he was still in a rich white neighborhood. A rich Jewish household had recently been robbed and police saw this black man walking down the street and decided he fit the profile and needed to be question.
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03-20-2015, 10:18 AM | #11 |
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You can even spray yourself pink... or whatever fucking colour... If you return to your house where police came searching in the first place... then what kind of a fucking idiot are you?
He should have painted his house too...
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03-20-2015, 10:20 AM | #12 |
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he's gonna have a hard time getting a job now!
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03-20-2015, 10:21 AM | #14 |
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03-20-2015, 10:41 AM | #15 |
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So he got beat up first? lol
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03-20-2015, 10:46 AM | #16 |
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go black to AVOID cops?
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03-20-2015, 10:46 AM | #17 |
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If he would have kept his eyes shut and not smiled they would have never seen him.
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03-20-2015, 10:51 AM | #18 |
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His white girlfriend instantly gained 160 pounds.
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03-20-2015, 10:53 AM | #19 |
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What a dummy...
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03-20-2015, 11:26 AM | #20 |
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Reminds me of a story recently, polish guy in the states was robbing banks dressed as a black guy - but like in full on pretty convincing makeup.
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03-20-2015, 11:49 AM | #21 | |
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03-20-2015, 11:57 AM | #22 |
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03-20-2015, 12:00 PM | #23 |
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03-20-2015, 12:01 PM | #24 |
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I wonder if that paint comes in 'asian'?
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03-20-2015, 12:18 PM | #25 |
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03-20-2015, 12:21 PM | #26 |
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I'm confused... we are told constantly by the black community that cops just randomly shot black people for no reason at all. Now a white guy is trying to avoid police by painting himself black? Doesn't make a lot of sense.
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03-20-2015, 04:42 PM | #27 |
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He may not look like the same guy the police are looking for, but he just made himself 10 times more likely to be shot for just "walking in a strange manner".
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03-20-2015, 04:50 PM | #28 |
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Planet bronco sounds like a terrifying place.
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03-20-2015, 04:51 PM | #29 |
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I love to racism, bro!
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blackface! that is one a racist mofo
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03-20-2015, 06:13 PM | #33 |
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you are a racist retard! so thats every black man?? post some rich white females
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03-20-2015, 06:15 PM | #34 |
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should've called up Julianna Hough to do it right
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03-20-2015, 06:28 PM | #36 |
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03-20-2015, 07:09 PM | #40 |
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03-22-2015, 02:13 AM | #44 |
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Not bad idea for sure...damn i though cops are sstupid
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no that is some funny shit
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