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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
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Shit!! Gave a drink to a girl last night and she lost onsciousness
onsciousness = consciousness
I was in a bar last night, gave a drink to a girl and she fainted. After 3-4 minutes she woke up and went upstairs to join her boyfriend (I thought she was single). So I left the bar.. Shit..What am I supposed to do now?! I am scared because there were cameras inside the bar.. |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 3,626
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your fucked, go get on a plane *now*..!
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,020
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She fainted? Did you put something in the drink???
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Ok I just read the other thread
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
Posts: 16,015
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Those roofies will do that you know...
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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About ten years ago a girl came to me in london for a shoot. She was due to stay over night in a hotel close to the sudio. That night we went for a chinese meal. where we had a beautful meal with a few tumblers of warm rice wine.
Took her back to the studio went in, to pick up her bags, and she asked for another drink. When I returned from the kichen she was laying on the studio floor stark naked saying the drink can wait. Proceeded to fuck her every way I could think of and in everyhole I could find. She was fantastic, three hours and still wanted more. In the morning she could hardly look me in the face and her pussy was bright pink, from the previous nights escapades. She was terrified of me, every time the lights flashed she closed her legs. She was not the same girl. So I asked her if she was alright. She burst into tears and make up was screwed. After an hour and my secretary conciling her, she decided to go home. My secretary came and explained she did not blame me for what happened it was just "One of those things" When I told my mates afterwards they just laughed and told me I had been watching the Bruce Willis movie "Blind Date" Had never seen it, but when I saw it on video everything was clear. Had the girl back two weeks later, very sorry for what she had put me through!! Did not give her any wine this time and she slept in the hotel. |
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