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Old 03-30-2015, 05:10 PM   #1
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hands down, best excuse I ever heard for being late:

"I had a personal hygiene emergency"

nobody even asked WTF that means
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Old 03-30-2015, 05:11 PM   #2
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lmao, saving this for an opportune facebook status
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Old 03-30-2015, 05:15 PM   #3
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hygiene emergency with a relative
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Old 03-30-2015, 05:17 PM   #4
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"I had a personal hygiene emergency"

nobody even asked WTF that means

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Old 03-30-2015, 05:49 PM   #5
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Maybe a shave?
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:15 PM   #6
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So baddog can permanently never get bitched at for being late

Thanks Obama
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:20 PM   #7
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a douche explosion?
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:21 PM   #8
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hahaha, good one :P
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:22 PM   #9
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was that male or female specimen?
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Old 03-31-2015, 01:54 AM   #10
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Old 03-31-2015, 02:06 AM   #11
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:00 AM   #12
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was that male or female specimen?
male, on a film I was working on.,....
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:03 AM   #13
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So baddog can permanently never get bitched at for being late

Thanks Obama
Is bitching about Baddog the only thing you can do?
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:48 PM   #14
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:00 PM   #15
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I wouldn't ask either. Definitely wouldn't need to hear the answer to that!
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:52 PM   #16
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I wouldn't ask either. Definitely wouldn't need to hear the answer to that!
nobody did
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Old 04-01-2015, 07:10 PM   #17
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