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12-25-2014, 11:21 PM
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UK Woman Bites Off Testicles And Eats Them
Please note that these are both relating to testicles and are a little dated. Nice testicle warming news story for a Happy Boxing Day!
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack BBC News - Testicle bite woman Maria Topp faces jail for Newcastle boyfriend attack It's becoming a big trend in the UK for women to bite off testicles... any of you UK loving people, guard yer dangly bits!  |
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12-26-2014, 02:11 AM
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12-26-2014, 02:35 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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Jesus that is scary
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12-26-2014, 07:21 AM
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I bet that goes well with Placenta Pie
"The criticism that a UK television show came in for a few years agao after showing the cooking and eating of a human placenta cannot have escaped the notice of many. The Broadcasting Standards Commission said that the programme has reportedly "breached convention" after an episode screened in February 1998, which showed a mother preparing and eating placenta pate to celebrate her daughter's birth. Incidentally, for those of you wishing to know how the "offending" placenta was cooked, it was fried with shallots and garlic, flambéed, pureed and served on focaccia bread. In fact it must have been pretty tasty as the father of the child was reported to have had seventeen helpings, though apparently, other guests on the program me were less enthusiastic! "
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12-26-2014, 07:26 AM
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just thinking about that made me cross my legs.
Ouch...
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12-26-2014, 07:26 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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she must be really hungry, eh?
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12-26-2014, 07:41 AM
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Why are you guys so freaked out? The UK is a wonderful place!
If I offer you a free room and board, will you come visit in January? Happy Boxing Day......... CHOMP! CHOMP!  |
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12-26-2014, 10:44 AM
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Exploiting human weakness
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She got 2 1/2 years for ripping off his testicle and trying to eat it. If he had ripped out her ovaries he would have been in prison 10x longer. Men are second class citizens.
 This is just another case of female gender privilege. |
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12-26-2014, 11:04 AM
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I need a beer
 
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damn she devils every one of them
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03-31-2015, 12:00 PM
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We might be running a competition for free tickets to the UK. Any you people interested in this? If so, I would like to gauge the interest.... Im considering offering the first free ticket to Horatio, although he probably won't leave the airport
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03-31-2015, 12:10 PM
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that's racist
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03-31-2015, 12:13 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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now how often would that happen if all their women had teeth?
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04-01-2015, 04:58 AM
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that is so sick !
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Making PHP work
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What Is Mayhem? Looks like she got the amount of time generally allowed; 2 to 8 depending on level of assault. I guess it's a case of the court not thinking our nuts are more important than a finger. Of course if she had simply licked the balls against his will then that would be sexual assault and she would be on the registered sex offenders list. |
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04-01-2015, 09:16 AM
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Only here for the GIFS
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That just caused mine to Re-ascend!
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04-01-2015, 09:46 AM
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That's terrible ouch...
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04-01-2015, 10:20 AM
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Pay It Forward
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ahhhhhhhh!!!
 they ran out of 
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04-01-2015, 10:28 AM
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grossss.
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04-01-2015, 08:22 PM
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04-02-2015, 02:52 AM
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I have no idea how I get drawn into these things. |
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