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04-12-2015, 02:46 PM | #1 |
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Speeding Drivers!
What do you do when you see an excessively speeding driver?
I used to speed. When I was 18 and just passed my test I zoomed here, I zoomed there, I zoomed everywhere, I didn't think about safety. Now I got a little bit older and have wife and kids I tend to plod. In the words of May I would be Captain Slow, Tonight I saw a speeding youth probably going 60 in a 30 on a road with speed humps. I saw him coming and couldn't decide what to do so opted to peep my horn which he probably didn't hear due to the noise coming from his automobile. I was secretly hoping he would smash into a wall. So, what do you do? Hail them, love them? Honk, Toot, Shout or Report. |
04-12-2015, 03:00 PM | #2 |
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04-12-2015, 03:04 PM | #3 |
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Speeders tend to get smaller in my rearview mirror.
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04-12-2015, 03:22 PM | #5 |
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So you don't have a problem with idiots speeding through your residential areas?
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04-12-2015, 05:06 PM | #6 | |
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Maybe he was only driving 30 but the humps were perverse so it looked faster I personally have a problem with speed humps...
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04-12-2015, 05:11 PM | #7 | |
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Then slowly we all drift off back to our own houses and resume watching Honey Boo Boo...until the next speeding idiot comes along. |
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04-12-2015, 05:14 PM | #8 |
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THIS
I dont care if it's a grandma in a wagon next to me at a red light. im pinning it and peeling out smoke all the way down the dam road. When im in a mall parking lot i will usually drift around the corners just because of my insane driving skills. People who don't speed are clogging up the road for drivers like myself who deserve to get anywhere they are going as fast as possible. 1. I'm important 2. I'm always in a rush 3. I need to get where i am going fast 4. Stay out of my fucking way |
04-12-2015, 05:16 PM | #9 | |
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but if you feel so strong about it, become a cop. then you can actually do something about it. PS i believe websites to report bad drivers are up? take a pic of the driver & put him online. |
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04-12-2015, 05:46 PM | #10 |
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I dont speed very often any more because i bought a jeep and modified the suspension and quite frankly it feels unsafe to drive it over 75 mph. I had a camaro ss but i gave it to my son this year. With the ridiculous street racing charges they have now in ontario it was just a matter of time until i got busted. Ill let him worry about that now.
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04-12-2015, 05:55 PM | #11 | |
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"Son i can no longer drive the camaro i was finally busted. Now it's your turn to be an idiot... just like yor dad!" |
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04-12-2015, 06:09 PM | #12 |
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I wasnt busted. Got rid of it before i was. My son is 21, i cant teach him anything else except the best places to buy cialis online and which escorts on backpage wont try to steal his wallet.
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04-12-2015, 07:09 PM | #13 | |
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+ it's much more safe to speed, reduce the time you spend in the car = reduce the risk of getting into an accident.. I also recommend flashing people who blocks the left lanes on the freeways , it would make a lot more sense to ticket those idiots instead of the rest of us that just want to get to our destination so we can get off the roads again, we would have capacity to have 38% more cars on the roads if everyone understood the importance of speeding Ohh and fuck those idiot Sunday and Holliday drivers
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04-12-2015, 07:24 PM | #14 |
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I don't know if I'm the only person in the world who thinks this, but I've made an observation from years of driving that most people who drive Jeeps are fucking douchebags. They're always the ones riding your ass, or not using a turn signal, or flicking a cig butt out the window. A Jeep is a prick magnet, whether its a Wrangler or Cherokee.
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Caddy drivers - well they just have a misplaced notion the world revolves around them. |
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04-12-2015, 09:11 PM | #17 | |
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04-12-2015, 09:13 PM | #18 | |
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There is tons of people that have no fucking idea about what's going on around them when they drive on the freeways. If you think that's being a prick then try and drive slow in the left lanes on the freeways in Germany or most other european countries.
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04-12-2015, 09:50 PM | #19 |
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Had many tickets and fast cars back in the days.I drive the speed limit in the right lane type now.I let them pass on by
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I used to speed all the time. Then I realized how much money was being wasted on tickets, taking the day off work to appear in court, and increased insurance premiums. Now it's never more than 8 miles over the posted.
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04-13-2015, 11:07 AM | #23 |
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i usually honk and try to avoid them and get out of their way. one little mistake and they can get in a wreck that i dont want to be a part of.
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04-13-2015, 11:36 AM | #24 |
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04-13-2015, 12:34 PM | #25 |
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Yes...funny meeting you here son.
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04-13-2015, 12:43 PM | #26 |
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around here its the taxi drivers and busses. See a crash and 99% of the times wither a taxi or a bus is involved.
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04-13-2015, 01:43 PM | #28 |
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Hey OP remember when you were a kid and some grandpa was in your way putting along 1 mph under the speed limit? Well congrats you are now that old man.
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04-13-2015, 02:04 PM | #29 |
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04-13-2015, 02:45 PM | #30 |
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I had a lead foot when I was younger and a long list of high speed tickets to prove it.
These days I live by the code of the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek. If it doesn't affect me directly, I don't give a shit. And I don't get involved unless I have to. I mind my own business.
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