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			 I'd rather be on my boat. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				Now we finally know the reason why cops shoot you if you run away these days....
			 
			Cops are the Fattest Profession 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Law Enforcement Is the Fattest Profession, Study Finds Denver Nicks @DenverNicks Dec. 17, 2014 Police officers, firefighters and security guards have the highest rates of obesity of all professions, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of data from the American Journal of Preventive Medicine. According to the Journal, 40.7% of police, firefighters and security guards are obese. Other jobs with high obesity rates include clergy, engineers and truckers. On the other side of the obesity scale is a grouping of economists, scientists and psychologists, with an obesity rate of 14.2%. Other professions with low obesity rates are athletes, actors and reporters. . 
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 where is adult webmasters on that list? 
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			 I'd rather be on my boat. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 ???? I'm not sure if you are implying that I'm fat, but here is a picture from three weeks ago on my boat ![]() In any case, what would that have to do with fat cops? Color me confused buddy.... ![]() . . 
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 Thanks for my newest craigslist M4M posting pic though. ![]() ![]() ![]() Hysterical that you would jump to that conclusion. ![]() You are deep bro ![]()  | 
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 Like I said.... I'm confused. ...so what DID you mean? ..... and you're welcome for the pic. ![]() . 
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		 I'm out. This thread got weird... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 you would think they would be the most fit and active 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Back in the day, we used to have a cop named "Bear" whom worked in my town. He got so fat that he couldn't pass the physical exams to remain a police officer, so they gave him a promotion to detective.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I have never seen one fat state trooper where I live. I don't know where they are getting their statistics.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 ![]() sounds like a solution, however i'm quite surprised since I took it that cops that actually work the streets would have to pass the same physical standards as military personell. Consider the simple fact that if a cop doesn't look physically superior, or even worse if he looks physically inferior, this is something that definitely matters when somebody considers to resist / flee. 
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 Anyone in law enforcement should be fit enough to run at any given time. Firemen are usually in pretty good shape, why should we be expecting less from law enforcement? 
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