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Old 05-21-2015, 05:27 AM   #1
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Checklist for becoming CANADIAN:

I know some people here before have asked about Canadian visas/citizenship. I have FIRST HAND experience in this area. so before you begin make sure you pass the OFFICIAL "Path To Becoming Canadian" checklist:

1. Do you wear a turban?
2. Do you pray to a God (other then Jesus) 5x /day?
3. Do you expect to have 4+ children and plan to apply for as many benefits as possible?
4. Will you speak languages OTHER than English while shopping in the grocery market?
5. Do you plan on sending majority of your earnings overseas to family members?
6. Do you plan on forcing your beliefs on Canadian culture?
7. Do you stink like all spice?
8. Do you believe women are unequal?
9. Are you related to terrorists?
10. Are you non white?

If you answered YES to all of these questions, i can GUARANTEE that you will be accepted to Canada. CONGRATS!
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:29 AM   #2
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Is Jesus a god?
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:30 AM   #3
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Is Jesus a god?
Shut your dam mouth with your stupid questions. Idiot.
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:49 AM   #4
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another AB success story
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Old 05-21-2015, 06:12 AM   #5
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yep, canada is becoming a society of immigration.
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Old 05-21-2015, 06:14 AM   #6
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Well concluded. Those PC scum pushing their parasite policies.
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Old 05-21-2015, 06:47 AM   #7
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another AB success story
I live on the beaches of the Caribbean now. How is life living in china town? do you get along great with all the drug addicts?

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I live on the beaches of the Caribbean now. How is life living in china town? do you get along great with all the drug addicts?

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i guess you're from AB
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Old 05-21-2015, 07:20 AM   #9
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Thanks for the tip, I'm applying for Perm Res now, will be sure to answer YES to all of the above questions. Cheers Metaman!
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Old 05-21-2015, 08:41 AM   #10
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yep, canada is becoming a society of immigration.
immigration is moving to a country and assimilating into the culture... Islam is colonizing
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Old 05-21-2015, 08:53 AM   #11
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I guess Mexicans are neo-colonialists then.
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